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.... And let me tell you, there is some bat shit insane things going on in this thing. I just started reading it, but off the top of my head, here's the ones that I found super crazy:
Noah, after the flooding of the world, gets piss assed drunk. So drunk that he passes out naked. 600 Year old Noah, drunk off his ass. His son, Ham, comes in and sees this, and what does he do? He tells his brothers, "yo, dad is wasted as fuck." Noah wakes up, and instead of saying, "my bad," he instead curses not Ham, but Ham's son. WTF. Take some responsibility you lush.
Abraham talks with God (this happened all the time back then. Like they had God on their facebook, or something), and right after he walks into his house (which is a sausage fest). He tells every dude there, "Gather 'round everyone, I just got a PM from God saying all yall gotta cut your foreskins off. Hand em over." And every single one of them was FINE with it. No argument what so ever.
I think it was Lot in Sodom and Gamorah (sp). Two angels knock on his door, and he lets them in. Soon a few people come knocking asking to see the Angels. Lot is like, "look, don't mess with those dudes. They're cool. Here, have sex with my daughters instead." Seriously, not "please go away" or "you've got the wrong house," but, "here, run a train on my two daughters."
Lastly, speaking of having sex with people's daughters, Lot (I think) was sleeping one night and HIS DAUGHTERS get him drunk and fuck him. Two nights in a row this happens. What in the name of Christ (literally) is this book going on about?!
After reading just so much (and I plan to read the whole thing), how can ANYONE be Christian and have the audacity to insult anyone else's beliefs? This makes Scientology look super tame in comparison. I was smiling reading this damn thing because the stories in this are just too absurd.
Noah, after the flooding of the world, gets piss assed drunk. So drunk that he passes out naked. 600 Year old Noah, drunk off his ass. His son, Ham, comes in and sees this, and what does he do? He tells his brothers, "yo, dad is wasted as fuck." Noah wakes up, and instead of saying, "my bad," he instead curses not Ham, but Ham's son. WTF. Take some responsibility you lush.
Abraham talks with God (this happened all the time back then. Like they had God on their facebook, or something), and right after he walks into his house (which is a sausage fest). He tells every dude there, "Gather 'round everyone, I just got a PM from God saying all yall gotta cut your foreskins off. Hand em over." And every single one of them was FINE with it. No argument what so ever.
I think it was Lot in Sodom and Gamorah (sp). Two angels knock on his door, and he lets them in. Soon a few people come knocking asking to see the Angels. Lot is like, "look, don't mess with those dudes. They're cool. Here, have sex with my daughters instead." Seriously, not "please go away" or "you've got the wrong house," but, "here, run a train on my two daughters."
Lastly, speaking of having sex with people's daughters, Lot (I think) was sleeping one night and HIS DAUGHTERS get him drunk and fuck him. Two nights in a row this happens. What in the name of Christ (literally) is this book going on about?!
After reading just so much (and I plan to read the whole thing), how can ANYONE be Christian and have the audacity to insult anyone else's beliefs? This makes Scientology look super tame in comparison. I was smiling reading this damn thing because the stories in this are just too absurd.
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