Putin calling out the west ...

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NeoSneth

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there's some negative that is coming along with the positives...sure.
dont really care about traditional values tho.
 

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Russia has initiated a lockdown for unvaccinated people and the senior citizens.

they need crisis control.
 

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In no way is he a moral authority on anything. If evil exists, then he’s a very pure example of it. If you’re on the steering committee for AssassinCon 2022 then maybe look him up, otherwise fuck that piece of shit.
 

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I dunno man, Putin knows judo, he'd probably fuck Biden up
 

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I once saw a site where someone gay porn video stills and put UFC gear on the guys in MS Paint.

It looked pretty convincing.
 

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I once saw a site where someone gay porn video stills and put UFC gear on the guys in MS Paint.

It looked pretty convincing.
Just think of how even more convincing it would have looked if they had MS Painted pro wrestling attire on them.
 

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Vladimir putin your butt if you don't comply.
 

SignOfGoob

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I dunno man, Putin knows judo, he'd probably fuck Biden up

In a perfect world all international disputes, if any, would be solved by their leaders fighting to the death in a pit. Since that isn’t really where the world is I question WTF the point was of that post. I never questioned his ability or intent to kill other people, in fact that’s my main complaint about him.

From what I’ve seen Putin’s martial arts are about as good as Steven Segals. He only fights people who fall down for him. He’s probably as good at Judo as Kim Jong Un is at farming, terrible. You cannot stay a good fighter unless people are actually fighting you.
 

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Judo was an Evil Empire thing. It was kind of our Karate in the 80s.

I like judo a lot, I don’t practice it anymore but it’s my favorite of all the MA I’ve messed with.

HOWEVER I’m going to have to say Putin probably sticks with Judo because he doesn’t want to eat anyone’s foot and lose a tooth. I think he chose Judo because he’s a pussy and doesn’t want to even run the risk of accidentally getting hit. And yes I know that’s also what Tae Kwon Do kids use to say to pick on Judo kids in the 70s and it’s bullshit because Judo is way better than TKD but here I’m siding with the pricks. Can you imagine having to go on TV looking like a top asshole because of the black eye you got from some secret service schumck? No way, wouldn’t do. “Hey, Steven, how about you an I just line up some peons and knock them all down with our alpha stares, eh?”
 

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I like judo a lot, I don’t practice it anymore but it’s my favorite of all the MA I’ve messed with.

HOWEVER I’m going to have to say Putin probably sticks with Judo because he doesn’t want to eat anyone’s foot and lose a tooth. I think he chose Judo because he’s a pussy and doesn’t want to even run the risk of accidentally getting hit. And yes I know that’s also what Tae Kwon Do kids use to say to pick on Judo kids in the 70s and it’s bullshit because Judo is way better than TKD but here I’m siding with the pricks. Can you imagine having to go on TV looking like a top asshole because of the black eye you got from some secret service schumck? No way, wouldn’t do. “Hey, Steven, how about you an I just line up some peons and knock them all down with our alpha stares, eh?”
I like judo a lot, I don’t practice it anymore but it’s my favorite of all the MA I’ve messed with.

HOWEVER I’m going to have to say Putin probably sticks with Judo because he doesn’t want to eat anyone’s foot and lose a tooth. I think he chose Judo because he’s a pussy and doesn’t want to even run the risk of accidentally getting hit. And yes I know that’s also what Tae Kwon Do kids use to say to pick on Judo kids in the 70s and it’s bullshit because Judo is way better than TKD but here I’m siding with the pricks. Can you imagine having to go on TV looking like a top asshole because of the black eye you got from some secret service schumck? No way, wouldn’t do. “Hey, Steven, how about you an I just line up some peons and knock them all down with our alpha stares, eh?”
Calm down
 
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