Pubic hair check in

StevenK

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Do you do any pubic hair maintenance?

I used to, but I got lazy and for close to a decade I've done absolutely nothing. I just decided to start again today. Nothing crazy, just a taming.

I told the missus thinking she'd be happy but she just eyed me suspiciously and asked why. I wish I had a reason.
 

@M

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Nah. I shaved it all off once, just to try it, and the stubble itched like a bugger and felt unnatural/uncomfortable when it began to grow back. It's tricky to shave a wrinkly ball sack without knicking something too.

To paraphrase Larry the Cable Guy, "If I was a woman, I tell you what, I'd go to the beach in a string bikini without getting waxed and look like Chewbacca poking out down there. Git-R-Done!!!"
 

lachlan

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Every now and then. I had to shave it entirely for the snip. That was weird, balls shouldnt be smooth like that.
 

lithy

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This thread is not so secretly about pubes.

This one though:

 

Karou

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got some with a blazing star from here a long time ago.
 

theMot

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I bought an old console magazine once off ebay. A long red pube fell out of it as I flicked through. Looking back, that was probably the straw that broke the camels back for me in this hobby.
 

StevenK

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The level of maintenance just hasnt been the same since covid.
I'm feeling this in so many ways. It's like I've been fast tracked into middle age.

I've noticed recently the waistband on my boxer shorts is pretty much always folded down under the weight of my new gock.
 

neo_moe

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wtf this thread is bonkers I can’t believe how many of you don’t keep your junk clean. Maybe you all trolling.

Granted, I spend a good amount of time looking at myself nude in the mirror...and perhaps my hands spend a bit more time down there than they should, but still....are your significant others ok with this?

Also, a lot of people (doctors) see me nude on a regular basis. I mean, only professional porn stars expose their junk more to others than I have. But some of my doctors are women, so I keep it clean for them too. Don’t want to embarrass myself in front of them!

:eye::eye:
 

lachlan

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'keep your junk clean' OI it's fuckin clean it's just fuckin hairy aight. Fuck mate hair is a real thing.
 

NeoSneth

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Do you expect your partner to conduct maintenance? Then you should too.
...I will not shave my balls completely clean tho. It just makes them stick to you. Super annoying.
 

neo_moe

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neck beards = ball beards
 

100proof

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I trim every now and then just so I don't look like a 70s porn star. However, I also don't want to look like a 21st century porn star.

What's good for the goose...
 

ratson

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Armpits and groin area have been smooth for 30 years now.
 

neo_moe

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ratson knows how to please the ladies
 
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