Have you ever wondered if someone that you interact with everyday is really in the witness protection program? Like the dude in accounting could have narced on his drug dealer buddies and is now living the dream, undercover, in your workplace, church, etc.? I was watching a crime drama on TV the other night, about said program, and it just occurred to me that we'd never really know unless the people who'd like to kill them finally found them and did so. It'd really be messed up if you married somebody in the program and their entire identity, as you know them, is a bullshit lie, wouldn't it?