PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EL HYPHEN

sylvie

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I'm going to start a El Hyphen Backyard Lucha Libre in the small alley way that is my backyard. There is just enough room to fight. The locals are of complimentary ethnic backgrounds, so I will definitely build an audience. There will be some serious shit going down here. I got the idea after I saw these black kids on the back street the other week punching the fuck out of each other with boxing gloves right in the middle of the street in the middle of the day. They were just having some good old fashioned fun.
 

El Maricon Loco

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I'm going to start a El Hyphen Backyard Lucha Libre in the small alley way that is my backyard. There is just enough room to fight. The locals are of complimentary ethnic backgrounds, so I will definitely build an audience. There will be some serious shit going down here. I got the idea after I saw these black kids on the back street the other week punching the fuck out of each other with boxing gloves right in the middle of the street in the middle of the day. They were just having some good old fashioned fun.

El Hyphen belongs to the streets. Hope you got a dumpster, low fire escape, or something you can do high-flying acrobatics off of.


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HAHAA!! Merc is fucking sweet.
 

cdamm

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are we on entrance music now?

i have a decision to make:

 

CORY

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Guys, how about we put money where our mouths are and get SERIOUS.

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Only 1 rule: HEADSET OR GTFO.
 

El Maricon Loco

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I'd rather be a Hero Del Taco right now - fucking go down like a circus seal on a bunch of burritos and fries.

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Tacitus

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This is for Mikey...



(It's actually where I got his name from....)
 

El Maricon Loco

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Those DotD facepaint girls with the Mac10's and the senorita getting her salad tossed in the bathroom had me near-chubbin'.



This is for Mikey...



(It's actually where I got his name from....)

HAHA!!! - I bet those dudes are/were a blast to hang out with. The stylings, stripes, and Porn Star t-shirt makes me think this is a late 90's joint - which I appreciate even more.

I wish I really knew Spanish - I have no idea on the context of that jam.
 

Teddy KGB

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Those DotD facepaint girls with the Mac10's and the senorita getting her salad tossed in the bathroom had me near-chubbin'.





HAHA!!! - I bet those dudes are/were a blast to hang out with. The stylings, stripes, and Porn Star t-shirt makes me think this is a late 90's joint - which I appreciate even more.

I wish I really knew Spanish - I have no idea on the context of that jam.

This is how I imaging Dong Cheeto partying it up with his Telemundo pals. Hahaha...
 

Karou

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so Am I just imagining the skull I see in the explosion/smoke on the gif banner? or is it one of those subliminal type things that I think matches SNK styles?
 
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El Maricon Loco

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The explosions are metal slug grenades - The skull is just to respect our fallen hermanos de lucha, and to compliment la fiebre of EL HYPHEN - the hell that is our squared circle. But , now that you mention it, I'd say it matches SNK's style A HELL OF a lot closer than wizard fonts cocked over dragons and misc tribal and warlock inspired bullshit. But hey - we aren't branding a product here - it's an EXPERIENCE.

I respect your eye for context.
 
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Karou

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oh! so I might be right. the skulls I'm talking about is not the one in the center but within the flames and smoke of the explosion, doesn't really all show at once. could still be my imagination....
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thats the 'kind' I think I'm seeing in there though.

edit: well I guess that image is very big. sorry for that.
 
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