Oklahoma State Senator amends bill, proposes that life begins at EJACULATION

[Loopz]

PRECIOUS. BODILY. FLUIDS.

Of course, if this is the new standard, we're all killers on the level of Oppenheimer.

 

[evil wasabi]

cue Nesagwa response to LoneSage.

 

[abasuto]

By this, I'm a mass murderer.

Kleenex is the mass graves.

 

[Phyeir]

This by default means that women self-abort themselves naturally.

 

[Dr Shroom]

Your senators must be very bored.

 

[evil wasabi]

Of course, if this is the new standard, we're all killers on the level of Oppenheimer.

What if a black man ejaculates? Does that make racist white Christians like him more?

 

[OMFG]

I guess this makes my woman a cannibal.

 

[pandyra]

What if a black man ejaculates? Does that make racist white Christians like him more?

Only if he is a Stormfront member too.

EDIT: oh it was a joke
now I feel stupid.

 

[evil wasabi]

I guess this makes my woman a cannibal.

is your woman a sperm?

 

[galfordo]

I guess this makes my woman a cannibal.

OMFG

 

[Sixth]

 

[cdamm]

there goes my social life.

 

[Joneo]

 

[Sixth]

 

[SouthtownKid]

I don't know if I can agree that is when life begins, but it is certainly the point at which it starts to get interesting.

 

[Lagduf]

PRECIOUS. BODILY. FLUIDS.

Of course, if this is the new standard, we're all killers on the level of Oppenheimer.

Oppenheimer didn't kill anyone.

 

[Renmauzo]

Man, American politicians waste time and tax dollars on some really dumb shit...

 

[cannonball]

Man, American politicians waste time and tax dollars on some really dumb shit...

And this is supposed to be a country where religion isn't forced on you. Yet here we are having to constantly deal with bullshit like this.

 

[LWK]

There's to much government, it needs to be reduced twice over to weed on idiots like this.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

I'M GUILTY AS FUCKIN CHARGED OF MURDA.

 

[Sixth]

Don’t know about you guys, but there are some days when I just can’t leave the house without personally taking part in the death of millions.

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

I take it nobody actually read the article, eh?

 

[Ancient Flounder]

I take it nobody actually read the article, eh?

I going to bet on no.

 

[SouthtownKid]

I take it nobody actually read the article, eh?

Why start now?

 

[abasuto]

I take it nobody actually read the article, eh?

Ya, the bill was a joke.

Was meant to poke fun of the fetis worshippers.