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[Hecker]

This is a thread to let your creativity loose (but please mods don't move this to the creative section) and post some mad rhymes ( preferably neo geo related but it could be anything). It's gotta rhyme muthafuckas.


Playing with my Neo stick 'till my hands bleed.
KOF up in this bitch is what I need.
Hao-Shokoken these muthafuckas outta here.
Forward, half circle forward is the motion of your destruction.

Rekanize!

 

[Baseley09]

Stick your cock up Bobak's back
This is the neo geo whack
on the street on the side
greased up dicks make neo geo alive!

 

[NeoDragoN]

Stick your cock up Bobak's back
This is the neo geo whack
on the street on the side
greased up dicks make neo geo alive!

Base got owned on Mario Kart
Hes got the reactions of an old fart
Kernow said he owned rainbow road
Base needs to practice on a harder mode

 

[NeoDragoN]

Kern an me on 98
i owned his ass and sealed his fate
on Mark of wolves i kicked his ass
he went home crying to his lass

LOL i tried so hard on that one too....

 

[twalden]

Dumb ass noobs can't follow directions.
Wondering why they can't post in the wanted section.
So they spam it up with stupid posts.
Then Dredd steps in and their account is toast!

 

[zer0hue]

This thread is not atypical
Nor is it a topical
Discussion of anything relevant
Made just for the hell of it
Like everything here
It’s abundantly clear
No intelligent thought was employed
And now it must be destroyed
By my devastating lexicon
Blacker than Louis Farrakhan

 

[DevilRedeemed]

I sprinkle magic all across this website
most of you be thinking how come that motherfucker is always right
some fool once said fight fire with fire
and all you be flaming and just won't retire
but then see me coming with the hose in my hand
even moderators fear I'll get them banned
I use Wizkid's cock to break newbies in
that thing is like excalibur there's no way you can win
so don't be stepping up if you don't want a broken ass
I killed Punjabee just for kicks and put the blame on Chaz
chau.

 

[Hecker]

I'm feelin' it.


This one is called "Falling on Hard Times (My Neo Will Never Go)"


Uh Uh oh yeah

Oh baby yeah

Uh uh oh yeah

Shoutouts to Lagduf, Spinmaster X, hermegildo
and all the real playas at neo-geo.com
This bitch is for real

Uh Uh yeah

Hit it!

I've fallen into hard times
No job, no girls, just a handful of dimes
The rent is two months overdue
but who gives a fuck when you're playin' KOF 2002?

Oh hell yeah!

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

white nerds rapping? dear god.

 

[kernow]

TELLYAWHATDASHKLIKESITSABIGASSBOTTLEOFMIKES

 

[zer0hue]

white nerds rapping? dear god.

 

[DevilRedeemed]

backstreet's back - Alright!

 

[Hecker]

I fear for my thread.

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

I fear for my thread.

heh

the part about fleeing battle when the 3rd strike card is in play make me keke

 

[smokehouse]

My life is on contract, my wife on Prozac,
hire the hit man to cap the husband.
This fuckin ass hobby has consumed my cash
Consumed my life, ate my stash
of the reserve funds, son this shit aint funny
Fuckin Neo Geo’s taking all my money

Smokehouse in effect and you know I don’t jive
Sucka ass trolls getting punched in the eye
BOOM! BLAM! Man, I’ll smack the taste out yo mouth
Knock you out clean cause my shit’s commin mean
I aint’ gonna warn ya when I’m commin up on ya
You betta watch out cause I’m running out of steam….

I’m fucking serious, I need to get to bed, I need to get up at 4 in the morning! (Props to House of pain on the "aint gonna warn ya", I was listening to them this morning)

 

[Stinky-Dinkins]

I got a microscopic dick
And a cantankerous nick
They call me Stinky Dinkin
Cause when get to thinkin
I wipe out some Jews
With deadly poisonous gasses

 

[DevilRedeemed]

stop-

bring the beat back.

 

[Hecker]

I'm playing with my sex
Masturbating the stress away
But wait! There's a better way.
To the the game room, I gotta flex.

Turnin' on the Neo for some KOF98
I watch the intro everytime
You gotta rekanize them be some phat rhymes

"...But now it comes, and here we go!
K.O.F is here again! Nothing's gonna stop because it's 19-98!"

That's right bro, sing it like you just got your mutha fuckin' ass kicked.
Cuz soon my Ryo/Clark/Heavy D team will make you my bitch
Level 8 on this mofo and I'm still too good, yo!
Rolling under your jumpind D
I punish you with my Heavy D!

SDM to the back
I still got 2 power stocks to mess you up somethin' whack
Owning the computer is too easy
I need some real comp to make things less breazy

Plane ticket to Germany
Oh shit I forgot my system
Phone my bitch up and explain the problem
50$ shipped to send that shit to Europe

To spinmaster X's barrack I arrive
T'was easy finding a black man in white land
OMG! WTF! Sex fall out!
All them soldiers be sucking dick
Thank God my homie Spin is the exception

 

[norton9478]

Hook:

yall Nigas is GEEKS
Typin with the voice that Dashk SPEAKS
Ever huntin for the Protos that Billy Pit Seeks.
Don't look at me, cuz unline Stinky's Arguments, I ain't got no fucking Leaks

What? What? Yeah That's Right.

Spinmasta X:

Spin Master is Black Like Tookie,
But that's aight cuz he slams the White Nookie
The X is for malcom
To make you honky motherfuckers shookie

Merc:

Merc hates fags
But fat bitches he shags
hits em when they on the rag
wishes he was still stag

Punjabee:

Jesus chist nothing rhymes with Punjabee.
Hates Rap, Hates Metal, gets no Poon.
Like Scanline, He'll self Destruct soon.
I swear to god he's a motheruckin Cartoon

 

[ki_atsushi]

Hook:

yall Nigas is GEEKS
Typin with the voice that Dashk SPEAKS
Ever huntin for the Protos that Billy Pit Seeks.
Don't look at me, cuz unline Stinky's Arguments, I ain't got no fucking Leaks

What? What? Yeah That's Right.

Spinmasta X:

Spin Master is Black Like Tookie,
But that's aight cuz he slams the White Nookie
The X is for malcom
To make you honky motherfuckers shookie

Merc:

Merc hates fags
But fat bitches he shags
hits em when they on the rag
wishes he was still stag

Punjabee:

Jesus chist nothing rhymes with Punjabee.
Hates Rap, Hates Metal, gets no Poon.
Like Scanline, He'll self Destruct soon.
I swear to god he's a motheruckin Cartoon

Actually, punjabee rhymes with poonani.

 

[Hecker]

Wooooootttt Norton! Them rhymes be dope!

 

[LoneSage]

capcom is teh crapcom.

that's all I've got.

 

[Lagduf]

Punjabee:

Jesus chist nothing rhymes with Punjabee.
Hates Rap, Hates Metal, gets no Poon.
Like Scanline, He'll self Destruct soon.
I swear to god he's a motheruckin Cartoon

Norton speaks the truth through rap

 

[norton9478]

Norton speaks the truth through rap

I told you once before that FISH is my Identity
A Liberal Raging maniac with Socialistic Tendancies
W'eve Been two different people from the start
One of us is apathetic
the other is a Bleeding Heart.

 

[norton9478]

Verbatum:

Slasher is the King of the Shumps
Smoother than Melcia in 6 inch pumps
Tonk pulled his card and he had to go
Now he's in America's Siberia shovelin snow.