Movie opinions thread (what have you seen, what did you think?)

100proof

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Plus, Zack Snyder makes Michael Bay look like Orson Welles.

Let's not get out of control here. Snyder is a hack and most of his success can be tied to having good screenwriting on his first couple of films but Michael Bay has been making embarrassing, incoherent destruction porn for 20+ years.
 

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Let's not get out of control here. Snyder is a hack and most of his success can be tied to having good screenwriting on his first couple of films but Michael Bay has been making embarrassing, incoherent destruction porn for 20+ years.

Have you seen Black Sails?
 

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The Transformer movies hurt...

Is Bumblebee worthwhile?
 

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I’m eating a bowl of Golden Grahams and watching Casino Tycoon.

Tai Seng Video Marketing, always had the best Video Marketing.

This film is the business.

Andy Lau is that fucking dude, and my happiness of seeing April Tung, Chingmy Yau, and Joey Wong in a film is inversely proportionate to my sadness that the three of them were never cast as Heroic Trio foils.

The period costumes rule. I want a closet full of these suits.
 

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There's a lot of these "slow burn" type movies out these days. The problem is that they're slow for a substantial deal of the movie. This is what's keeping me from spending money on Dragged Across Concrete.

Thoughts on Ballad of Buster Scruggs?

I had to watch that over 2 nights because it was putting me to sleep, though some of the stories were quite good. Maybe too much slow burn?
 

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Some jackass itt said it was, so I went to see it. One of the worst movies I've seen this decade.

Some motherfuckers just want to see CGI robots shooting each other for 2 hours instead of a movie with an actual story and character arc.
 

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Some motherfuckers just want to see CGI robots shooting each other for 2 hours instead of a movie with an actual story and character arc.
It's probably the best of the Bayformers series, although I did actually like the first 2007 movie.

It's just not great. They should have just done the whole movie like the first few minutes. It would have been rad.
 

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Us
It's OK. The back story and themes don't really make sense logistically, which takes away from the movie, IMO. It's thematically pretty vague in the "it can mean whatever you want it to" way.
 

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It's OK. The back story and themes don't really make sense logistically, which takes away from the movie, IMO. It's thematically pretty vague in the "it can mean whatever you want it to" way.

I also saw Us the other night. Prefer it over Get Out but that might just be my taste in storytelling. The acting is strong all-around but Lupita Nyongo is unsurprisingly awesome and Winston Duke is officially on my "I'll watch that dude in pretty much anything" list. The twists are telegraphed from a mile away and as fXs mentioned, the logistics of the story disintegrate if you think about it for more than 30 seconds (I think he overexplained it a little too much toward the end) but it's super tense and executed really well with a lot of subtle and not so subtle nods to what's going on from the first frame of the movie. Both of Peele's two horror movies are glorified 90 minute Twilight Zone episodes (which makes the choice to have him bring back TZ an inspired one) but I found Us much more subtle and even in tone (no random Tyler Perry-level comic relief character showing up to break tension). Good to see he wasn't a one-trick pony.
 

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Under the Silver Lake (by the guy who did It Follows) just had it's theatrical release cancelled. It's going straight to video. Weird...
 

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Under the Silver Lake (by the guy who did It Follows) just had it's theatrical release cancelled. It's going straight to video. Weird...

I was reading about this last night. I guess it’s perhaps too strange to make money...? I can’t see any other reason.
 

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I saw Captain Marvel yesterday.

I mean the *real* Captain Marvel. The Big Red Cheese. Billy Batson's alter ego. Not the meh Marvel movie. It's probably the best DCEU movie so far. Although Im *still* not super-sold on Zachary Levi as Captain Marvel. I will admit he did a serviceable job, but he looks much the way Earthworm Jim looks sort of 'dropped in' to that suit. It was a good time, there were some nice references to Fawcett Comics, a semi-cameo from Superman (its just a guy in the suit, clearly a stand-in for Cavill). Its a lot better than Aquaman, which was also pretty fun.

It's also nice to see that someone finally lightened up on DC's movies. I will go on record stating that i did like Man of Steel, and BvS was... bad, but I enjoyed it. And Justice League was... shit... but.. yeah it was shit. But it was a nice light hearted movie, and Mark Strong basically played every other character he's ever played - and that's not a bad thing. Dudes a badass in whatever he plays. Even a Sascha Baron Cohen movie.

I liked the way-more-than-a-reference to the Shazam Family. It was definitely a fun movie. I just wish theyd have done more than a passing reference to Black Adam.
 

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Wife was gone for the weekend so I got to dig in to the backlog a bit:

Watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Hills Have Eyes on Joe Bob Briggs' Thanksgiving marathon. Hadn't seen either in 10-15 years so it was a good revisit. Chainsaw totally still holds up. The brutality obviously isn't as impactful as it would've been in 1974 (or even when I first saw it 20 years later) but it's still grimy as shit and the dinner scene is still unnerving and uncomfortable. Plus the blonde in that movie has a great set of lungs on her. Hills Have Eyes, on the other hand, never really did it for me. It's one of the few movies where I actually prefer the remake. It's not bad... I just don't like any of the characters I'm supposed to like and the cannibal family (apart from Michael Berryman) is more goofy than they are frightening.

Anyway, after falling asleep halfway through Antman and Wasp, I gave up and watched Snatch again since it's apparently back on Netflix. Fuck everyone, I still love that movie. I could watch entire standalone movies that centered around half of the characters. So many weird, quirky performances. Bricktop, in particular, is a favorite but I even like Vinnie Jones and Brad Pitt's silly gibberish gypsy accent. It's so over the top, it's like a goddamn Looney Tunes cartoon in places but there are so many memorable lines and I just love the cast.
 
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100 proof agree with you on both TCM and original Hills vs remake. TCM is one of the best horror films ever made, IMO. Frightening. The scene when Franklin cops it and then Leatherface chases Sally through the overgrown bushes is fantastic. And yes, the dinner scene is something else. The closeup shots of Sally’s bloodshot eyeball, screaming her lungs out... everything about that movie I love, except perhaps Franklin’s hissy-fit blowing raspberries... kinda annoying...

Alex Aja’s Hills Have Eyes is leagues ahead of Wes Craven’s film. Bloody and grim, and unforgiving, typical of the French horror films from that time. Great cast too. I saw it in an empty cinema with my wife, that was a fun experience.
 

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Violent Cop, starring and directed by Takeshi Kitano, holds up well 30 years later. Yeah, the Yakuza look like they came from a Miami Vice universe. Relevant to site discussion from another thread was the true story of the girl encased in cement (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta). Also that in many ways this simply isn't as shocking today as it probably was in 1989, and that this would have been shocking in terms of violence up until 20XX.

https://www.nytimes.com/1999/07/16/...tic-and-ruthless-through-a-ruthless-lens.html
FILM REVIEW; The Sadistic and Ruthless, Through a Ruthless Lens
By LAWRENCE VAN GELDER
JULY 16, 1999

As police officers go, the Japanese lawman who goes by the name Azuma Ryosuke makes Dirty Harry look like a poster boy for liberalism and forbearance.

So if there were an award for truth in titling, ''Violent Cop,'' the sharp, shocking, cynical account of his conflict with corruption, would surely be a contender -- if it were not a 10-year-old film.

''Violent Cop,'' opening today at Cinema Village, 22 East 12th Street, is being released here now because it was the first film by Takeshi (Beat) Kitano, the Japanese Renaissance man who is an actor, stand-up comic, director, film editor, painter, poet, essayist, journalist, author, television personality and tough guy who has won international renown in recent years for films like ''Hana-Bi'' (''Fireworks'') and ''Sonatine.''

Provocative and outspoken, he has told interviewers that he regards young people as fools, and he is a ruthless critic of Japan.

As if in illustration, ''Violent Cop,'' written by Hisashi Nozawa, begins with a casual, brutal nighttime assault by a group of adolescents on a homeless man. But it isn't long before Azuma appears on the doorstep of the fine home of one of these punks, talks his way past the boy's mother and goes upstairs and into the youngster's room. There he proceeds to punch, slap, kick and head-butt before leaving the bloodied boy with four words of advice: ''Give yourself up tomorrow.''

Azuma may not be a paragon of virtue. Among his lesser vices, he smokes, he drinks, he gambles, he borrows money, he's tight with a yen and he looks the other way when it suits him. But he is effective, and even his new chief is willing to tolerate his methods, up to a point.

As star of his own film, Mr. Kitano is a riveting figure, a slight, lithe, laconic character who commands the screen with his bleak vision of a corrupt world, his potential for explosive violence, his courage, his tolerance for pain and the understanding and love he shows for his mentally disturbed sister.

In ''Violent Cop,'' Azuma, partnered with an eager rookie, becomes part of an investigation of a drug-related murder. The trail will pit Azuma against a sadistic killer and his smooth overlord, bare the corruption of a friend and reduce Azuma's unstable sister to a victim of kidnapping, gang rape and narcotics addiction.

''Violent Cop'' is not for the squeamish. But for fans of unsentimental police action rooted in commentary on a society, ''Violent Cop'' packs a punch.

VIOLENT COP

Directed by Takeshi Kitano; written (in Japanese, with English subtitles) by Hisashi Nozawa; director of photography, Yasushi Sakakibara; edited by Nobutake Kamiya; music by Daisaku Kume; produced by Hisao Nabeshima, Takio Yoshida and Shozo Ichiyama; released by Winstar Cinema. At Cinema Village, 22 East 12th Street, Greenwich Village. Running time: 103 minutes. This film is not rated.

WITH: Takeshi Kitano (Azuma), Hakuryu (Nindo's Henchman), Maiko Kawakami (Akari), Shiro Sano (Police Chief Yoshinari), Shigeru Hiraizumi (Iwaki), Mikiko Otonashi (Iwaki's Wife) and Ittoku Kishibe (Nindo).
 

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Saw Pet Semetary 2019.
The movie was okay, but the ending gave a complete sense of dread that I haven't felt since The Witch.
Better then the 1989 version for certain.
 

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Saw Pet Semetary 2019.
The movie was okay, but the ending gave a complete sense of dread that I haven't felt since The Witch.
Better then the 1989 version for certain.

Excellent.

Maybe it’s just me but in a way, I would consider that a spoiler. Perhaps because it’s that sort of emotion that I seek in horror.
 

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Excellent.

Maybe it’s just me but in a way, I would consider that a spoiler. Perhaps because it’s that sort of emotion that I seek in horror.

I'm so sorry bro. My fault. >_<
 
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