Makismo Mint = Smells of cigarette smoke and it's all dented thanks to multiple impacts with an Oxygen tank.
Stifu Mint =
misshotback Mint = Covered in pheromones.
kernow Mint = on the verge of death (see: moribund mint)
MegaDrive 20XX Mint (only applies to English carts) = This is the mintiest cart you will ever see in your life soldier! If you dare insult the quality of my well-preserved piece of American gaming material me and the full-force of the U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S military will proceed to
KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY! So come on and step-up, try your best to insult me, my game and my country! Because, I guarantee that you will walk...no, crawl away from this incident with your tail between your legs, just like Saddam and that other cowardly bitch Osama Bin-wussy! You want the flag...err..game...
THEN COME AND GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!