Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[Curt]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/penis_dc

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

 

[GunstarHero]

uhm...that strangely put a smile on my face.

 

[SonGohan]

I bet it taste like chicken.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

Afterwards that chicken must have been wringing his wings while muttering "That's right, that's right my little pawn."

Smartest chicken ever?

 

[GunstarHero]

ok ok ok...what the hell was this guys dick doing hanging out? I'll bet that fucker had that chicken bouncin hardcore up and down on his cock.

 

[aria]

No more choking the chicken for that guy.

Although I would probably strangle the dog a few times.

 

[genjiglove]

At least he is in his 60's and has no real use for his wiener anymore.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

No more choking the chicken for that guy.

Although I would probably strangle the dog a few times.

My mom walked in on me when I was strangling the dog several years back. I told her that I was "cleaning a pillow." I know it doesn't make sense but at the time it was all I could think of and the pillow was the only thing nearby to hide my dick.

 

[aria]

At least he is in his 60's and has no real use for his wiener anymore.

Two words:

Hugh Hefner.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

Neither of those are technically words seeing as that's a name. You should have stuck with Pickle Donkey as both are legit.

 

[DanAdamKOF]

Wrong pecker, lol.

 

[galfordo]

"mmmmmmm .... peeeeennniiiissss ...."

 

[Mike Shagohod]

Just as I'd like to know just why Gold Member was in a place to have an Unfortunate smelting accident??? ---I want to know just how in the heck a dude who's 60 something would mistaken his penis for a chicken? As he started to cut he should have felt some pain. First the dude in England blows of his testicles and cawk by accident, {Which was a bit more plausible} and now this.



MERCENARY X99

 

[GunstarHero]

would you want to go on living after this?







....this has been Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

 

[ferrarimanf355]

Teh drama! Teh drama!

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

I'm uncircumcised.*


*I'm sorry, I really want people to know this, but I've found no such luck in finding an appropriate time/place.

 

[Lastblade]

To think that a 67 year old man still can get it up for a chickie to bite his dick off.

 

[TheBigBB]

Too bad it didn't happen to him back in his prime so he could have removed himself from the gene pool.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

I'm uncircumcised.*


*I'm sorry, I really want people to know this, but I've found no such luck in finding an appropriate time/place.

What kind of Jew are you?!?



A born rebel, that's what.

 

[evil wasabi]

I'm uncircumcised.*


*I'm sorry, I really want people to know this, but I've found no such luck in finding an appropriate time/place.

Did you just use quotation marks as a substitute for an asterisk?

 

[KmartNippleKing]

Two words:

Hugh Hefner.

one words: veiagra

 

[Shito]

At least he is in his 60's and has no real use for his wiener anymore.

What about Charlie Chaplin?

 

[fatal fury fan #2]

WTF

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

Sounds like bullshit to me . I bet he tried to fuck the dog (such as dinkins original avatar) and the dog turned around and bit it off . The whole chicken story was just a story he made up to cover his tracks .