Man Has Life Savings Baked In Oven

[BizMarkie82]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-hides-cash-over-cash-gets-baked-accident-122700396.html

Looks like he has a small amount of consolation as he can take his baked money to the bank and get a return in proportion of the size of what's left, but damn....

 

[Dolphin]

The fact that his wife was unaware of the cash hoard's existence and placement leads me to suspect the husband was stashing (albeit in a foolhardy location) cash money he could effectively keep hidden during a divorce proceeding.

 

[SNKNostalgia]

Meh, same thing as putting money into the stock market.

 

[Arcademan]

Guess you can't call it cold hard cash anymore

 

[SNKorSWM]

How to speak Australian.

Chicken nuggets.



Fosters. Australian for beer.

 

[RabbitTroop]

The first comment on that article is really great:

Ok, people, one last time: The financial records go in the oven; the money goes in the washing machine. You cook the books. You launder the money.

 

[Lagduf]

Ahaha.

Great comment.

 

[LoneSage]

How is this shit newsworthy? Just go to a bank and get the notes exchanged.

 

[theMot]

How is this shit newsworthy? Just go to a bank and get the notes exchanged.

It was the top story of the day here when it happened.

And.... WE DONT DRINK FUCKIN FOSTERS!!!!!

 

[Kid Panda]

It was the top story of the day here when it happened.

And.... WE DONT DRINK FUCKIN FOSTERS!!!!!

Pfft, I guess you're going to tell me the Spanish don't drink Dos Equis?