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1. Nice to meet you mr smith, I'm Bill Jones................ Motherfucker!
2. I can't remember, is it my turn to catch tonight?
2. I can't remember, is it my turn to catch tonight?
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Convo 1:
Nice to meet you Mr Smith, I'm Bill Jones.
It's great that you came
Alternate Convo 1:
Nice to meet you Mr Smith, I'm Bill Jones
Did you happen to get my bucket 'o chicken?
Convo2:
This is a fantastic restaurant, the food is exquisite!
If it's that good I might just be coming here more often.
Personally I have almost nil chatting while eating. Theres the normal "Oh that looks nice, I think I'll get the steak." but other than that talking while you're eating just delays you from forcing the meal down your throat in 2 seconds.
I eat really fast.
Nice to meet you Mr Smith, I'm Bill Jones.
It's great that you came
Alternate Convo 1:
Nice to meet you Mr Smith, I'm Bill Jones
Did you happen to get my bucket 'o chicken?
Convo2:
This is a fantastic restaurant, the food is exquisite!
If it's that good I might just be coming here more often.
Personally I have almost nil chatting while eating. Theres the normal "Oh that looks nice, I think I'll get the steak." but other than that talking while you're eating just delays you from forcing the meal down your throat in 2 seconds.
I eat really fast.
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All of you suck, mine is still the best.
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Nobody saw yours, it shows up as an icon that says this image has been moved or deleted.
You fail at life.
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PICTURE 1 - Two people are meeting for the first time. What does the first man say after he says "I'm Bill Jones"?
How do you do?
PICTURE 2 - Two friends are at a meal, before they start eating. What does the first man say? (Forget that the second guy is raising his glass, this is not supposed to be a toast.)
bon apetit
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OK, thanks very much guys, you gave me more than enough data.
I truly appreciate the help.
Today I'm going into the office to collate your answers, and then start writing from there.
Once I'm done (which at the pace I write, should be in a week or so) I'll come back in here and explain what I was trying to do.
BEST SMARTASS ANSWER AWARD
Goes to Not Sonic for "ITADAKIMASU!! ^_^"
The Wasian in me lulled.
Runners up were Domino-chan for her out-of-left-field "I invented the piano key necktie", and neobuyer for sheer venom.
I truly appreciate the help.
Today I'm going into the office to collate your answers, and then start writing from there.
Once I'm done (which at the pace I write, should be in a week or so) I'll come back in here and explain what I was trying to do.
BEST SMARTASS ANSWER AWARD
Goes to Not Sonic for "ITADAKIMASU!! ^_^"
The Wasian in me lulled.
Runners up were Domino-chan for her out-of-left-field "I invented the piano key necktie", and neobuyer for sheer venom.