Its a long story......

[Caseh]

Right, im not sure if this has been done here before...but I'm gonna start the thread anyway. I'll set the scene....

The story starts with our 'hero' (we wont give him a name yet) awakening from a deep sleep "who am I? where am I?". Surrounded by trees, it seems hes in a forest. Theres a lake nearby that has a glimmering effect as the sun beats down. As our hero looks down....for some weird reason hes clutching a Neo-Geo AES arcade joystick. He stands up, has a look around....there seems to be what looks like a village in the distance, armed with nothing but a Neo-Geo AES arcade joystick <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0"> our hero sets off down the only path visible. As he walks...theres a rustling sound coming from just up ahead....all of a sudden....something comes bursting out of the bushes.......

Hehe....Its now up to you people to decide where this story goes. Simply add a few lines (dont quote what I have already typed, simply continue the story in your post)....then leave the story open so the next person to post has something to go on. You can make it as outrageous or silly as you like...gogogo <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

 

[Bhm]

'Can it be...?' `he thinks to himself, a bit startled. 'Is it possible?'
Suddenly, with a bang and a crash something hideously ugly and dirt coveerd leaps out of the bushes!
Our hero manages to see that the 'THING' leaping out of the bushes is wearing a dirty trenchcoat before his mind is overpowered by the view (and by the stench).
'OH FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!' he yells as he falls backwards from the shock.
'is it... can it possibly be... please? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!'
Our hero finally understands what's standing in front of him. it's... IMMATURE! (the forum bitch!)
'RELEASE ALL ZIG!' Immature yells as he opens the front of the trenchcoat to reveal a HUUUUGE, RED, THROBBING...

all yours maestro, you can have it <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

// Bhm

[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: Bhm ]

 

[FeelGood]

herpe.

a huge red throbbing herpe.

"look what I got for sucking off men for romz! Please, hero, please kill me."

The hero kills ImMature. A cute blond witnesses the whole thing... she gives you her number.

 

[Lord Akidadus]

Originally posted by EvilWasabi:
<STRONG>herpe.

a huge red throbbing herpe.

"look what I got for sucking off men for romz! Please, hero, please kill me."

The hero kills ImMature. A cute blond witnesses the whole thing... she gives you her number.</STRONG>

LOL

 

[outsider]

That "cute" blond turns out to be none other than Orpheus who decides to...

 

[chohan]

Give our hero a big kiss, a cute hug and offers our hero to...

Cho = rotfl

 

[Bhm]

to join him on a free camel ride across the raging desert into the sunset! But orpheus as the TRADING CARD STEALING BASTARD HE IS ( <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">) desides to take up on that free camelride all by himself. Our hero, single and sexually starved, proceeds to...

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// Bhm

 

[FeelGood]

unload his vapor cannon into the blond-shemale's back, knocking it off the camel.

The shemale gets up and pulls out its sailor wand...

 

[Rade K]

and begins to chant his magic words but not before you pull out your magic machine gun and...

 

[darkflare131]

take 357 shots at the beast. Amazingly the shemale seems unaffected and proceeds to hum "under the sea" from the Little Mermaid. Just then...

 

[FeelGood]

Lightning strikes and the shemale splits in half. Suddenly, Zankurou appears.

"Though I know you not,
I must defeat you!
This is my personal mental complex"

 

[darkflare131]

The melting of the shemale from being fried burns a hole in the earth's crust. Zankurou jumps in and the hero follows. The two appear in a room made entirely out of jello.

"THIS IS WHERE YOU SHALL DIE," whispers Zankurou.

[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: darkflare131 ]

 

[FeelGood]

The ref drops down and sets the rules.

whoever eats the most jello wins.

Zankurou is a vegan, and refuses to eat pork/beef by-products. He'll only take proteins in massive sums of expensive hummus and macadamian nuts.

But the hero believes that there's always room for jello. However, seeing as they fell underground, into a room of jello, the hero eats enough jello to unseal the immense Earthquake...

 

[RevQuixo]

Upon awakening from his jello slumber, Earthquake looks at you at Zankurou. He sizes you both up and deciding that Zankurou is the lesser of two evils atacks him with one of his patented fart attacks.

However you are caught in the way! You try to avoid the oncoming vile cloud but...

[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: RevQuixo ]

 

[FeelGood]

it's too powerful - built up in centuries of slumber between the crevices of Earthquake's crevices in the crevice of subterranean earth airtight ziplocked in green jello.

You remember a way to counter the immense wafting brown green gas cloud - the special attack you learned from Zero - the counter fart attack...

 

[RevQuixo]

You proceed to inhale vigorously...sucking all of the noxious gas into your lungs. You immediately start to hallucinate. Up is down. Down is up. You can taste purple. Ants are crawling all over your skin. You suddenly realize that instead of using the counter fart attack technique that you instead used the ChrisRay vaccuum technique.

As your paranoia grips tightly around your brain. Zankurou and Earthquake approach you.. They know you are disabled and they...

 

[darkflare131]

Grab you and hang you from the ceiling with a rope. Then they call over a bunch of kids with sticks to play pinata.

 

[Bhm]

As the kids take turns to accidentally poking you with them darned sticks one of the accidentally pokes you in the stomach thus forcing out all the jello you had so vigorously devoured. As the entire load is... umm... unloaded (?) straight in the face of them darned kids a sudden knock is heard on the door (which door? <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">). To your suprise it's someone you have known and hated for a long time...

 

[RevQuixo]

"TonK?!" you say not believing your eyes...what are you doing here?


"I heard a sucking sound and figured ChrisRay and Dion were here," says TonK licking his lips.


You start to cry...

 

[Shapermc]

You then press pause on your controller to pause reality <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> you untie your self, and then tie up the culprits of this horrible pinyata party. Our hero proceeds to run to the........

 

[RevQuixo]

...waiting arms of ToNK.

"I don't really hate you!" you say as you embrace TonK.

You look into each others eyes..and suddenly you are kissing.

 

[darkflare131]

the hero and Tonk live happily ever after in an old colonial house in Massachusetts. There they build the first center for necrohiliacs. This is the end of our story...or is it?

 

[Bhm]

Of course it's not! 'Cause there's the sequel! HAH! 'NEO ADVENTUREZ II: THE RISE OF IMMATURE AND THE SEARCH FOR THE MAGIC ROM'

Yep! You guessed it, Immature is back with a vengance and an even bigger and redder and more throbbing...

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// Bhm

 

[FeelGood]

Our hero is walking through Madrid, when suddenly he sees a fat man in pink shorts running from a pack of bulls.

You draw your sword...

 

[Caseh]

....and for no reason you hack the fat man with a vengence, straight across the chest. He drops to the floor, in 2 pieces...then you turn your attention to the bulls.....