How do I get girls to like me?

Status
Not open for further replies.

Mark of the Wolves

mullet bullet
Joined
Apr 7, 2002
Posts
6,984
Ely13 said:
image.jpg

Do people secretly love Wadsworth or whatever the name of the hentai is? The first episode was stupid so I didn't bother with the rest.
 

neo>all

Super nO0b
Joined
Jan 21, 2005
Posts
4,339
Mark of the Wolves said:
Do people secretly love Wadsworth or whatever the name of the hentai is? The first episode was stupid so I didn't bother with the rest.

hentai is great for fapping except that hardcore shit where girls are being dismembered, but i bet makismo gets off on that.
 

neo>all

Super nO0b
Joined
Jan 21, 2005
Posts
4,339
Makismo said:
I can drive myself around alone mind you. I personally think that you are joking. I am pretty sure that you are making fun of me - that is for certain. I was trying to play nice with you but you obviously think that I am some kind of a joke. Well I don't think that this is funny at all. I am always getting kicked by people on this board and when some girl comes to the board and kicks me...that is just too much! My temper is rising... :blow_top:

furivs.jpg
 

abasuto

Orgy Hosting Mod
15 Year Member
Joined
May 26, 2004
Posts
22,221
Mak,

Are you sure you've even going after women you truely like ? Or just blindly hitting on any girl you see.

Example, do you think this chick is hot ? Link

She doesn't look like anything special, but guess what. She loves video games, even owns an AES. Has a great personality and a great sense of humor as well.
 

aegreatone

Sieger's Squire
Joined
Feb 17, 2005
Posts
824
Abasuto said:
Mak,

Are you sure you've even going after women you truely like ? Or just blindly hitting on any girl you see.

Example, do you think this chick is hot ? Link

She doesn't look like anything special, but guess what. She loves video games, even owns an AES. Has a great personality and a great sense of humor as well.

she aight. I can work wit her. anways, i dont know what to think of this dude right here. He cant be seriously fuck as he says he is. He must be some kinda drama queen. He actin Shirley if ya ask me. Say mak, say mayne, why dont you...i dont know...jump of a bridge, from what i'm reading, ya life is a disgrace, put a bullet in ya head, mayne or or...you could get ya act together and fly straight, mayne. god damn, you crooked ass drama queen. damn, ya bitch more than that girl's dog in tha picture, mayne, for realz, step ya game up, is all i can say holla
 

Superfamifreak

Kula's Diamond
20 Year Member
Joined
Feb 19, 2002
Posts
3,430
GregN. said:
Face it - this kind of thing isn't easy for anybody. The only people who have it easy in this area are the "beautiful people" - you know who they are.

WRONG!!!

In no way would I consider myself one of the 'beautiful people', but have never really had trouble meeting people. It's down to the way you approach it.

Girls can tell from a mile off if you are desperate or just after the 'pussy'. That's not the way to go about things.

Mak, if you really want pussy, go to a cheesy club and pick up some girl there. A couple of drinks and they're anyones.
 

Lovergoat

, KING of GOATs, Greatest of all time...
Joined
Jun 10, 2005
Posts
1,123
Superfamifreak said:
WRONG!!!

In no way would I consider myself one of the 'beautiful people', but have never really had trouble meeting people. It's down to the way you approach it.

Girls can tell from a mile off if you are desperate or just after the 'pussy'. That's not the way to go about things.

Mak, if you really want pussy, go to a cheesy club and pick up some girl there. A couple of drinks and they're anyones.
This is 100% correct. The harder you lean towards somebody the more they wanna move out the way to see you fall flat on your face. It's human nature to avoid weak ppl, as one bad apple ruins the lot. If mak truly had confidence, women would feel it and be attracted to it anyway. The so called beautiful ppl are just getting on with life without worrying about anyone else.
 

abasuto

Orgy Hosting Mod
15 Year Member
Joined
May 26, 2004
Posts
22,221
Mak should just glue colorful tickertape all over his body and hang out at mexican parties, cause to hell if anyone here has gotten any candy out.
 

Magnaflux

Onigami Isle Castaway
20 Year Member
Joined
Nov 20, 2001
Posts
13,738
What's all this bullshit about beautiful people? I'm not one of those and I have no trouble finding girls, friends and other cool people. Call it cliche' but I try to be honest with myself and who I am. I'm not trying to be someone I'm not so basically I don't have anything to prove.

In all actuality, the 'beautiful people' are usually shallow.
 

abasuto

Orgy Hosting Mod
15 Year Member
Joined
May 26, 2004
Posts
22,221
I'd seriously like to know what Mak's childhood was like. Would you be willing to briefly desribe your father to us ? From how you viewed him as a younger child.
 

BryLmoo

AES Contact Cleaner, Extraordinaire!!!,
20 Year Member
Joined
Aug 22, 2000
Posts
3,634
mak, why don't you change the name of this thread?

move on with your life.

STOP FUCKING TRYING TO GET PUSSY !!

really, SEX IS NOT EVERYTHING.

GIRLS ARE NOT EVERYTHING

jesus...
 

Magnaflux

Onigami Isle Castaway
20 Year Member
Joined
Nov 20, 2001
Posts
13,738
BryLmoo said:
mak, why don't you change the name of this thread?

move on with your life.

STOP FUCKING TRYING TO GET PUSSY !!

really, SEX IS NOT EVERYTHING.

GIRLS ARE NOT EVERYTHING

jesus...

Don't encourage him! :shame:
 

RAINBOW PONY

DASH DARK ANDY K,
20 Year Member
Joined
Apr 15, 2002
Posts
24,310
MAKISMO

i want you to know something.....

i own you, i've always fucking owned you and I always will own you.

little fucking wank, ask your fat cousin for some pussy.

bitch. :tickled: :kekeke: :cool:
 

Ely13

Sultan of Slugs
Joined
Mar 23, 2005
Posts
2,585
DashK said:
MAKISMO

i want you to know something.....

i own you, i've always fucking owned you and I always will own you.

little fucking wank, ask your fat cousin for some pussy.

bitch. :tickled: :kekeke: :cool:
Hmm, DashK had to break out the boog smilies.
 

Magnaflux

Onigami Isle Castaway
20 Year Member
Joined
Nov 20, 2001
Posts
13,738
If I were you, Mak I would investigate homosexuality. At worst, you'll end up with a sore bum and some VD, at best you'll never breed.


PS I'm taken.
 
Last edited:

Vixen

Dodgeball Yakuza
Joined
Jun 14, 2005
Posts
633
Makismo said:
when some girl comes to the board and kicks me...that is just too much! My temper is rising... :blow_top:

PM me for my paypal address soon yeah ? :kekeke:
 
Last edited:

Makismo

Ghost of Captain Kidd
Joined
May 14, 2002
Posts
1,670
I had an interesting day yesterday. I ran into a large guy I have talked to a few times and we talked for a bit. Another guy came from behind and patted me on the back and said, “What’s up buddy?” We talked for a bit and then some dude came with his girlfriend. It turns out, he was from my old school, Jesuit. We talked a bit and then a car came up with some thundering music. There were two guys and two girls in the car. I wasn’t paying much attention to them but one of the girls sat down and called out my name. I turned around and it was the South African girl’s friend who was also from South Africa. She has a nice rounded figure. She is not fat by any means, she just has the right amount of wait in the right places – if you know what I mean.

I talked to her for a bit and told her that I once bit a guy who bit me first. She asked me if I drew blood and I said that I did. She then told me that she liked the taste of blood. That was a serious turn on for me. I said, “Don’t you just love the metallic flavor of blood? It has a lot of iron in it you know.” She said, “Oh yes I do know.” Then I told her that I once made a girl cry. She said, “Why would you make a girl cry?” (looking kind of hurt and saying it in a pouty tone). I told her that I had a little fit and because of it, I made the girl cry even though it wasn’t my intention. I informed her that I have never hit a girl. She told me, “Andy hits me all the time.” Andy says, “No I don’t!” Then she says, “Yes you do but we have an open ended relationship. He doesn’t mind me seeing other people.” Andy asked me, “Do you hit guys?” I said “I punch them out!” Andy asks, “Do you hit girls?” I said that I have never hit a girl before. I think he was referring to sex but I am not 100% sure. This is good news for me I guess because I must admit, I think that this chick is a real turn on.

She then says something to me but the noise drowns out her voice and she gets up to leave. I wave to her and say good-bye and she says good-bye back to me. Andy runs after her but comes back with his head down. Perhaps she was playing a game with him. She may have been trying to get him jealous so that he would pay her more attention. Andy is the guy who blew his left hand off (most of it anyway) with a pipe bomb when he was 14. He seems like a nice guy. He bums smokes off me now and then. He invited me to come to a volley ball game but I had to decline because I had to take care of my sick grandmother. I also didn’t have my cell phone with me to call home. I have to tell my mother where I am going or she will get worried. I intend to go next time, which will probably be soon. I might see that South African girl there, she may be drinking, and then she will be within my grasp.

There are a few other things going on but nothing worth mentioning other than seeing a raven haired beauty which the others guys all said that they wanted to bang. She looked at me though but said nothing. Damn, you should have seen her…model material all the way. Tall, thin, long, legs, nice boobs, and long straight black hair. Hot Hot Hot!!!!1111 That is all for now.
 

neo>all

Super nO0b
Joined
Jan 21, 2005
Posts
4,339
Makismo said:
I had an interesting day yesterday. I ran into a large guy I have talked to a few times and we talked for a bit. Another guy came from behind and patted me on the back and said, “What’s up buddy?” We talked for a bit and then some dude came with his girlfriend. It turns out, he was from my old school, Jesuit. We talked a bit and then a car came up with some thundering music. There were two guys and two girls in the car. I wasn’t paying much attention to them but one of the girls sat down and called out my name. I turned around and it was the South African girl’s friend who was also from South Africa. She has a nice rounded figure. She is not fat by any means, she just has the right amount of wait in the right places – if you know what I mean.

I talked to her for a bit and told her that I once bit a guy who bit me first. She asked me if I drew blood and I said that I did. She then told me that she liked the taste of blood. That was a serious turn on for me. I said, “Don’t you just love the metallic flavor of blood? It has a lot of iron in it you know.” She said, “Oh yes I do know.” Then I told her that I once made a girl cry. She said, “Why would you make a girl cry?” (looking kind of hurt and saying it in a pouty tone). I told her that I had a little fit and because of it, I made the girl cry even though it wasn’t my intention. I informed her that I have never hit a girl. She told me, “Andy hits me all the time.” Andy says, “No I don’t!” Then she says, “Yes you do but we have an open ended relationship. He doesn’t mind me seeing other people.” Andy asked me, “Do you hit guys?” I said “I punch them out!” Andy asks, “Do you hit girls?” I said that I have never hit a girl before. I think he was referring to sex but I am not 100% sure. This is good news for me I guess because I must admit, I think that this chick is a real turn on.

She then says something to me but the noise drowns out her voice and she gets up to leave. I wave to her and say good-bye and she says good-bye back to me. Andy runs after her but comes back with his head down. Perhaps she was playing a game with him. She may have been trying to get him jealous so that he would pay her more attention. Andy is the guy who blew his left hand off (most of it anyway) with a pipe bomb when he was 14. He seems like a nice guy. He bums smokes off me now and then. He invited me to come to a volley ball game but I had to decline because I had to take care of my sick grandmother. I also didn’t have my cell phone with me to call home. I have to tell my mother where I am going or she will get worried. I intend to go next time, which will probably be soon. I might see that South African girl there, she may be drinking, and then she will be within my grasp.

There are a few other things going on but nothing worth mentioning other than seeing a raven haired beauty which the others guys all said that they wanted to bang. She looked at me though but said nothing. Damn, you should have seen her…model material all the way. Tall, thin, long, legs, nice boobs, and long straight black hair. Hot Hot Hot!!!!1111 That is all for now.

so this is how freaks flirt
 

Makismo

Ghost of Captain Kidd
Joined
May 14, 2002
Posts
1,670
Vixen said:
PM me for my paypal address soon yeah ? :kekeke:

Do you want me to pay you for something? I don't have a paypal account. Or perhaps you want to pay me for something...

OK, I am willing to be a man whore but I am not cheap. It will cost you one Euro Kizuna Encounter for a night in the sack with me. I assure you that I will give you the ride...I mean the time of your life. Spankings are included in the price. However, if you want me to dress up like a knight, that will be a little extra because the armor (armour?) will cost me an arm and a leg. Failure to do so will result in a furious spanking. I might even be forced to tie you up and use handcuffs. I am also open to S&M. I don't mind if SuperFamiFreak is in the room. he can watch all he wants. If he gets turned on and wants to jump into the action...that will cost an Ultimate 11 home cartridge. My ass hurts enough as it is...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top