How do I get girls to like me?

[Mark of the Wolves]

Bored, and not busy at work so....

Mak, stop being fukin stupid.

Seriously, people did want to help you but now your just being a total moron.

Steroids?? ugh.

First, stop smoking so many friggin cigs. That shit will kill you more than anything else. I smoke too, but like a pack in 2 days, you are insane for smoking as much as you do. Not only does that effect your health, but overall appearence as well, and of course smoking like that will make you smell bad.

Second, its good that you want to aquire a better body. But steroids is NOT the fucking way. I'll let you in on a little secret. The biggest, and safest thing that will give you more weight and muscle is...FOOD!!!

I used to weigh 125 lbs. I was malnutrioned as I was growing up, meaning I didnt eat as much as I should have and always felt eating was a chore.

I also hated looking all skinny and weak, so last summer, as I was in Pakistan for vacation I made a resolution to do something about my body.
Since I was going to have free time for a while, I made myself sign up at the local gym which was like a min walk away from where I stayed for the 4 months I was there. What I did that really helped me out was I took these pills.

A couple a day before sleeping which created exxagerrated hunger. I ended up eating like 8 times a day. That along with working out really worked on me.

I now weigh 160 lbs+. And have strech marks all over my body where muscle and mass grew. My point is you DON'T need steroids. What you need is FOOD, and a good amount of it for your workout to really benefit you. The only reason I took these hunger causing pills was that I already had a habit of not eating much from poor eating habits from growing up. What I recommend for you to do is just make sure you eat at least 5 or 6 times a day along with a great workout routine and you should do fine. And also, after you have gained satisfactory mass, it will be time for you to show off defination and then it will be time to do aerobic excercise as well as working out regularly. Believe me, if you don't have much to offer as much as a personality goes that attracts women, your looks is the only thing you have left, so yes work out and EAT!

And also NOTE: the only reason I did something as unnatural as taking something to feel more hunger is that like I mentioned I had very, very bad eating habits and I just couldnt force myself to eat more than 3 or 4 times a day. So I had to do something as extreme as taking a pill to accommodate. The pills were safe tho as a family member had a similar problem and I saw get huge and just overall looking healthy. You can probably eat 5 or 6+ times a day no problem since you have time on your hands and are tall as it is. So DO IT. And if you want LOTS of mass, eat 8+ times a day. I'm telling you. It works, as long as you work out so your not just getting fat.

Third, after getting positive results, you will feel much better about yourself and this will happen naturally. Take a couple flattering pictures of yourself, and find sites that people post their pics and try to meet other people. Since you are not a good socialiser and inexperienced, this is a better route to start rather than trying to pick up dumb ass bitches at Starbucks. Sure there will be dumbass bitches on these sites as well, but at least out of the 500 chicks that look up your pics, maybe 5 or 10 will message you or return your messages.

Fourth, tell your frickin mom to lay OFF! I have nothing against staying with parents, as that is the way I was brought up, and rent is a big waste of money, you need to tell her that you are a MAN now and she simply needs to accept that so you can do what all other MEN are doing. Going out without having to worry about if their mother will call them any minute or waiting for them on the doorstep or calling 911 cuz you were out of the house for more than an hour.

The only reason I am trying to help you is that I was in a similar situation like yours, meaning always had trouble with women and not being able to get along with them, but I have come to learn that many if not most are just as superficial as we are. So you have to make some sacrifices and gain confidence no matter what and adapt ways/lifestyles/way of thinking that appeals to them.

What I also recommend is finding a job somewhere. That is a great place to meet and make female friends.

Words of wisdom I didn't read. I seriously think Makismo is just doing this to do it now.

 

[neo>all]

dreamer's sigs are going to get me fired

 

[jro]

Hardly anyone is playing my game. Come on-
Makismo.
Sociopathic rage.
Dead female bodies.
=$10 paypal to the lucky poster who finally makes him crack.

Get on them 'ROIDS, Mak!!

*snaps fingers impatiently*

 

[neo>all]

Hardly anyone is playing my game. Come on-
Makismo.
Sociopathic rage.
Dead female bodies.
=$10 paypal to the lucky poster who finally makes him crack.

Get on them 'ROIDS, Mak!!

*snaps fingers impatiently*

you've got yourself a deal.

 

[Superfamifreak]

you've got yourself a deal.

Me and Vix are both in

 

[Makismo]

Me and Vix are both in

Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to piss me off? I think that this is a stupid bet. Do you think that this is some kind of a game? I really don't like being played the fool. It is not like any of you care about me anyway. You just like to poke fun at me. What makes you so much better than me? Do you really value friendship so much? Do you think that having friends makes you a winner? I really don't think so. I think a winner is based on how strong they are and how much money they have. That is what is most important. People cannot be trusted but money can be trusted and is more valuable than human life which is worth about a dime a dozen. That is all I have to say for now.

 

[jro]

you've got yourself a deal.

Me and Vix are both in

Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to piss me off? I think that this is a stupid bet. Do you think that this is some kind of a game? I really don't like being played the fool. It is not like any of you care about me anyway. You just like to poke fun at me. What makes you so much better than me? Do you really value friendship so much? Do you think that having friends makes you a winner? I really don't think so. I think a winner is based on how strong they are and how much money they have. That is what is most important. People cannot be trusted but money can be trusted and is more valuable than human life which is worth about a dime a dozen. That is all I have to say for now.

Yes! I knew we could do it! And judging by the end of Mak's post, we shouldn't have to wait long now for a winner!

@Mak: you're darn right. You should watch episode 12 of Deadwood, Season 1. Swearengen teaches his newest road agent how to strangle people. Might come in handy...

 

[abasuto]

This sounds like a great idea. However, I just blew around $300 on a Panic Bomber conversion (too much I know) and another $750 on a Blazing Star AES. So in other words, I am broke for the time being. I will get back to you once I have the needed funds. In the end, I will be one ripped Mo Fo.

Blah, I can get Climara dirt cheap. 3 boxes for $50 ( that's including S&H). What's more important, a big chest or 42 bucks ?

 

[Superfamifreak]

Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to piss me off? I think that this is a stupid bet. Do you think that this is some kind of a game? I really don't like being played the fool. It is not like any of you care about me anyway. You just like to poke fun at me. What makes you so much better than me? Do you really value friendship so much? Do you think that having friends makes you a winner? I really don't think so. I think a winner is based on how strong they are and how much money they have. That is what is most important. People cannot be trusted but money can be trusted and is more valuable than human life which is worth about a dime a dozen. That is all I have to say for now.

OK. Listen to yourself. That is just plain sad.

I may have no expendable income, but I DO have a great girlfriend and some of the best friends anyone could ask for. You may have money to be able to buy things with or go out with, but when I do get money to go out with, I know I can go out with my friends, have a great time and know that I'm with people who care about me the same as I do for them.

To me, those friends are worth more than any amount of money.

My brother is EXACTLY the same as you. His life revolves about money and buying things of value, but he has no friends and no social life. He has alienated everyone around him and is just the type of person who may end up as a murderer, rapist or similar.

 

[DevilRedeemed]

Makismo has a small penis. not necessarily tiny, but puny enough that he has to compensate over and over.

solution:
get a penis enlargement

 

[neo>all]

it's funny that you should say that about money mak. Because money can't buy you love. But it can get you a shit load of PUSSY

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

Mak you need to go to the Red Light District son. Find a nice nasty one too.

 

[Vixen]

Tell you what makismo, you get yourself your 'plane ticket' (bring your mommy we all know she wont let you travel alone) and i'll find you some pussy

 

[Curt]

Tell you what makismo, you get yourself your 'plane ticket' (bring your mommy we all know she wont let you travel alone) and i'll find you some pussy

you are a lesbinan.

 

[Vixen]

What my dear is a lesbinan?

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

What my dear is a lesbinan?

You. Unless it was a typo.

 

[Vixen]

Sorry to disappoint but i dont drink from the furry cup.

 

[Makismo]

Tell you what makismo, you get yourself your 'plane ticket' (bring your mommy we all know she wont let you travel alone) and i'll find you some pussy

I can drive myself around alone mind you. I personally think that you are joking. I am pretty sure that you are making fun of me - that is for certain. I was trying to play nice with you but you obviously think that I am some kind of a joke. Well I don't think that this is funny at all. I am always getting kicked by people on this board and when some girl comes to the board and kicks me...that is just too much! My temper is rising...

 

[Arcademan]

I can drive myself around alone mind you. I personally think that you are joking. I am pretty sure that you are making fun of me - that is for certain. I was trying to play nice with you but you obviously think that I am some kind of a joke. Well I don't think that this is funny at all. I am always getting kicked by people on this board and when some girl comes to the board and kicks me...that is just too much! My temper is rising...

"Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry!!!"

 

[neo>all]

I can drive myself around alone mind you. I personally think that you are joking. I am pretty sure that you are making fun of me - that is for certain. I was trying to play nice with you but you obviously think that I am some kind of a joke. Well I don't think that this is funny at all. I am always getting kicked by people on this board and when some girl comes to the board and kicks me...that is just too much! My temper is rising...

 

[Makismo]

I have decided that girls have coodies. FACT

 

[Makismo]

Sorry to disappoint but i dont drink from the furry cup.

You have coodies!

 

[Ely13]

I can drive myself around alone mind you. I personally think that you are joking. I am pretty sure that you are making fun of me - that is for certain. I was trying to play nice with you but you obviously think that I am some kind of a joke. Well I don't think that this is funny at all. I am always getting kicked by people on this board and when some girl comes to the board and kicks me...that is just too much! My temper is rising...

 

[GregN]

With all the interest in this thread, it's obvious that Mak isn't the only one who has problems in this area.

Face it - this kind of thing isn't easy for anybody. The only people who have it easy in this area are the "beautiful people" - you know who they are. But that doesn't really matter cuz people like that have no personality and no taste in any thing.

 

[wizkid007]

Tell you what makismo, you get yourself your 'plane ticket' (bring your mommy we all know she wont let you travel alone) and i'll find you some pussy

Porta pussy?!?