How do I get girls to like me?

[galfordo]

Well, the steroids seemed to work for Dion ... that, and a few visits to the tanning saloon ...

YES! The tanning salon will work wonders for you Mak - don't forget to hit it after each roid-filled workout. The tanning salon will probably do much less damage than the roids, so I wouldn't bother worrying about the ill effects, especially when you're on the brink of becoming a homocidal maniac anyway. You gotta choose your battles.

So there - that's it. Get a serious tan, stack your roids, and act like you don't give a fuck. You'll get some action, I'm sure of it. Well, maybe I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure you will.

 

[neo>all]

YES! The tanning salon will work wonders for you Mak - don't forget to hit it after each roid-filled workout. The tanning salon will probably do much less damage than the roids, so I wouldn't bother worrying about the ill effects, especially when you're on the brink of becoming a homocidal maniac anyway. You gotta choose your battles.

So there - that's it. Get a serious tan, stack your roids, and act like you don't give a fuck. You'll get some action, I'm sure of it. Well, maybe I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure you will.

do you realize the monster we're making here? A psychotic with violent tendencies, the strength of a steroid user, who tans himself to a crisp, and is obsessed with neogeo games. On top of that he's a virgin. I wonder if we're just making the hole deeper.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

it's not like he's going to be using them anyway

Point taken, but if he wants to get the checks with the muscles then he shouldn't go that route.

 

[Greywolf]

holy shit his girl was hot. Don't you mean salon?

Yeah, I ment salon, just corrected it ... and yes, Dion's wife was (is?) a hottie ...

 

[neo>all]

Yeah, I ment salon, just corrected it ... and yes, Dion's wife was (is?) a hottie ...

I'd hit it.

 

[BryLmoo]

makismo just lost a lot of respect from me.

don't even THINK about taking steroids...

you fucking idiot! and i ain't even joking.

 

[Greywolf]

makismo just lost a lot of respect from me.

You actually respected him?!

Not that Makismo should care anyway, after all, he stands high and mighty above us mere mortals, only God can defeat him ...

 

[Makismo]

You're a fucking joke. Muscles don't make a person cool.

I guess you are a joke then.

 

[Arcademan]

One year later and this thread is as good as gold as ever

Best of luck in your never-ending journey, Makismo

 

[Turrican_Man]

On this fine aniversary night, I will quote myself from one year ago:

"teH L3G3nD w1LL N3V3|2 D13!!!!11111!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!1"

EDIT: If only Stinky-Dinkins were here to celebrate...

And where is feelgood, creator of the EPIC DRAGON-SLAYING STORY?
He should be here to commemorate this occasion.

 

[abasuto]

Now if I could get some steroids, then I would be in business...

I can get you Climara. It's a patch you replace every 24 hours, so no needles involved. Officaly, it's an Rx. drug, but due to loopholes in our laws, there's ways to legally obtain and own it

Trust me mak, 3 months on this shit and you'll be a fucking jawdropper.

 

[neo>all]

You actually respected him?!

Not that Makismo should care anyway, after all, he stands high and mighty above us mere mortals, only God can defeat him ...

if man was made in gods image, what does that say about makismo.

 

[abasuto]

if man was made in gods image, what does that say about makismo.

That god doesn't get laid much. Hence why a virgin had his child. Whoa, I see a pattern here.

 

[neo>all]

That god doesn't get laid much. Hence why a virgin had his child. Whoa, I see a pattern here.

And mak thinks he's god, fuck it all makes sense now.

 

[neo>all]

You actually respected him?!

he probably meant he lost even more respect.

 

[LWK]

The second you stop giving a fuck, you'll finally start getting a fuck.

man well said..

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

That god doesn't get laid much. Hence why a virgin had his child. Whoa, I see a pattern here.

 

[iamyagami22]

this thread is fucking crazy. i haven't read it in a while, but when i saw it again, i couldn't believe that it's still going.

 

[Makismo]

I can get you Climara. It's a patch you replace every 24 hours, so no needles involved. Officaly, it's an Rx. drug, but due to loopholes in our laws, there's ways to legally obtain and own it

Trust me mak, 3 months on this shit and you'll be a fucking jawdropper.

This sounds like a great idea. However, I just blew around $300 on a Panic Bomber conversion (too much I know) and another $750 on a Blazing Star AES. So in other words, I am broke for the time being. I will get back to you once I have the needed funds. In the end, I will be one ripped Mo Fo.

 

[Magnaflux]

Makismo, has any one of the 87 pages in this thread sunk in at all?

 

[Superfamifreak]

I just blew around $300 on a Panic Bomber conversion

I coulda done you one for about $180 shipped.

Mak, just stop TRYING with the women!!! Once you act NORMAL you may get somewhere instead of this desperate person you are letting yourself become!!

 

[Vixen]

Wow just reading majizzmo's comments are REALLY turning me on i love guys with more muscle than brain i do... haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

Don't encourage him.

 

[Vixen]

I just can't help myself. he's SO cool !!11!!oneone!

 

[jro]

Makismo, has any one of the 87 pages in this thread sunk in at all?

Clearly, I think Abasuto's offer to procure Mak some, uh, supplements has sunk in.

So Mak is getting something positive out of this thread after all!

Mak, please provide pics of both your swollen muscles after you're on the juice for a while. Maybe also some pics of your shriveled testicles, just for comparison's sake.

Seems like we're finally making some progress here!