How do I get girls to like me?

[Eric Straven]

Bump, yo

 

[Steve]

omg let this shit die plz

God damn what this man said.

But, I might as well contribute something while I'm posting instead of concurring with a quote.

Bottom line: You can't be insecure or lack confidence... if you do, the real good girls aren't gonna give you another 2nd look. Get your shit together, and when you're ready to meet women, be cocky and funny. Don't be nice and boring. They get that ALL the time from EVERY guy because guys are scared to provoke or scare away the girl.

When you bust on a girl, you can create TENSION (in a good way if you do it right and with the right girl) and ATTRACTION.

Once a girl is ATTRACTED to you, there's nothing she can do. And you're well on your way. Just KEEP THE POWER, avoid wuss statements like "Yes, dear" and build the attraction.

But you're a long ways ago.

First, get your head and shit in check. If you don't, it's Game Over even before you insert your token. Hell, you won't be inserting ANYTHING....

 

[leGionellz]

I miss Makismo, the guy made me laugh

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

I miss Makismo, the guy made me crap

Human Ex-Lax?

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

I fucking swear i'm going to kick you in the vagina.

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

I fucking swear i'm going to kick you in the vagina.

Stop, you're turning him on.

 

[galfordo]

I miss Makismo, the guy made me laugh

Me too ...

Mak always brough t3h dr@m@.

Come back to us ... come back to us.

 

[Mawdsley]

Me too ...

Mak always brough t3h dr@m@.

Come back to us ... come back to us.

I bet he still gets emails whenever we post. WE MISS YOU MAK!

 

[neo>all]

why didn't mak just get a fucking hooker for christ sakes? They'll do you no matter how ugly you are as long as you provide the green. On second thought mak probably didn't have enough money to tip the scale.

 

[G-Product]

I have a serious problem on my hands and I was wondering if you people could help me resolve this problem. The problem that I am having is that I can’t get girls to like me. This may sound funny to some of you but it is a really big problem for me. The last time a girl kissed me was back in 1991 when I was in the third grade. So it has been 13 long years since a girl has kissed me and I am getting very fed up. I feel that I am about to explode. I am open to any and all ideas on how to get girls to like me. Please keep your points serious and I don’t want any bullshit posts because I am dead serious about this discussion. Thanks for your time and please try to help me out on this issue.

Get tha bitch drunk & take advantage of 'em, easy as that. Or even better rape 'em

 

[4lom]

Let your balls drop, and let your voice crack.

 

[soulthug]

*BLAM* *BLAM*!!! Die thread! DIEEEEEEEE! *BLAM*! (just t make sure)

 

[Arcademan]

Old threads never die...they just fade away...

+1

 

[Shawn Carr2o]

Touch their vagina's.

 

[neo>all]

Touch their vagina's.

depending on what month it is you'll get caught red handed

 

[Vlad]

depending on what month it is you'll get caught red handed

It´s every month

 

[TheBigBB]

It´s every month

I once dated a girl who only got it every 2 months. Some kind of problem she had with her hormones. She also had a beard.

P.S. I was kidding about the beard

P.P.S. My grandma doesn't get a period ever.

 

[leGionellz]

Mak, it's getting summer man..

Are well enough in shape to give it another try this year ?

Talk to you later man

 

[Makismo]

What a fucked up thread. I can't believe I started this shit to begin with. I must have been on crack when I started this bullshit. Oh, fuck it...NO thanks for your time bitches...

 

[neo>all]

What a fucked up thread. I can't believe I started this shit to begin with. I must have been on crack when I started this bullshit. Oh, fuck it...NO thanks for your time bitches...

HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

What a fucked up thread. I can't believe I started this shit to begin with. I must have been on crack when I started this bullshit. Oh, fuck it...NO thanks for your time bitches...

Then why did you come back?

 

[Arcademan]

Then why did you come back?

And if you didn't care, why the hell did you bump your own thread again?!!

 

[neo>all]

And if you didn't care, why the hell did you bump your own thread again?!!

tell me a story mak

 

[Arcademan]

tell me a story mak

Yes...do tell...we want to know about your return from the dead

 

[Makismo]

And if you didn't care, why the hell did you bump your own thread again?!!

Do you want want to hear my shit or not? I got tired and decided to post. The main reason I came back is because I am interested in buying some stuff in the selling forum. I have some interesting stories to tell but that will come later. I am setting up something big and we will just have to see how it goes.

By the way, I haven't been here for about 6 months and I noticed that this thread has been bumped for the entire time I have been gone. I know all of you bitches want my ass back. My flame wars were the best and you know it. I just want a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T...OK? That's not much to ask. If I get that, I will tell you some shit...