How do I get girls to like me?

[DevilRedeemed]

I know you will soon be banned indefinetly again so.. enjoy your stay while it lasts.

btw. you really do need help, and alot of drugs (medication/recreational). this is no way to live dude. give it a break.

You are welcome to try...mortal...

Only God can defeat me...

 

[Superfamifreak]

I bet if I get sentenced to 5 years in prison, this thread would still be going strong when I get out!!!

 

[abasuto]

btw. you really do need help, and alot of drugs (medication/recreational).

Nonsence, Mak just needs 1 surgery and he'll be back to normal.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&oi=defmore&q=define:orchiectomy

 

[Ely13]

Nonsence, Mak just needs 1 surgery and he'll be back to normal.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&oi=defmore&q=define:orchiectomy

Or a vacation in Shanghai.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

Or a vacation in Shanghai.

Sucky Sucky fi dolla! Oh! Me So Horney. Is that what you had in mind?

 

[Ely13]

Sucky Sucky fi dolla! Oh! Me So Horney. Is that what you had in mind?

 

[neo>all]

wow mak thinks he's god again and that the world is his little play ground. Is this a never ending downward spiral? He can't get women because of his narcissism and he's a narcisist because he can't get women.

 

[Arcademan]

wow mak thinks he's god again and that the world is his little play ground. Is this a never ending downward spiral? He can't get women because of his narcissism and he's a narcisist because he can't get women.

Wow...nicely put, neo>all

Another year's worth of posts to go here

 

[abasuto]

Sucky Sucky fi dolla! Oh! Me So Horney. Is that what you had in mind?

I thought he was refering to something else.

 

[jro]

I know how to twist people to my will but in a negative way.

What? Make them think you're a sick freak who sends e-mails to girls who are basically total fantasies to you and who laugh at your misfortune?

There's a talent to have.

Dude, PMing Vixen is just sick and wrong. Glad she's a sporting lass.

Seriously, killing hookers is so much more non-descript. Broken's advice would work on dead hookers, too, not just dead Superfamifreaks/other boyfriends.

P.S. I propose a contest: winner is he (or she, Vixen!) who makes the post that finally sends Makismo over the edge and into a homicidal rage. I got $10 PP to whoever makes that fateful post.

 

[neo>all]

How do i get girls to like me?

 

[Superfamifreak]

C'mon, not even Mak could get that one to work!!!

 

[neo>all]

C'mon, not even Mak could get that one to work!!!

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

I thought he was refering to something else.

Best I could come up with...

 

[neo>all]

Sucky Sucky fi dolla! Oh! Me So Horney. Is that what you had in mind?

maybe the whore will give him aids and solve two problems at the same time.

 

[Makismo]

I am going to keep working out until someone notices me. My 16-inch bicep isn't going to cut it for now. Now if I could get some steroids, then I would be in business...

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

 

[Makismo]

What is that supposed to mean? I doubt you have a 16-inch bicep. I just went and measured my arm and it is actually 16.2 inches. So there!

 

[galfordo]

Roids will get you some pussy, but you've also got to have the confidence to go with 'em. But maybe the muscles will give you the confidence ... who knows. Be forewarned though, it's usually the ... well, trailer-trash types who go for muscleheads. But hey, everyone loves a good skanko every once in awhile.

 

[neo>all]

Roids will get you some pussy, but you've also got to have the confidence to go with 'em. But maybe the muscles will give you the confidence ... who knows. Be forewarned though, it's usually the ... well, trailer-trash types who go for muscleheads. But hey, everyone loves a good skanko every once in awhile.

i don't think mak is in the position to be choosey. Besides trailer-trash types can be hot as hell, they're just in a crummy environment.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

What is that supposed to mean? I doubt you have a 16-inch bicep. I just went and measured my arm and it is actually 16.2 inches. So there!

You aren't serious about the steriods are you? Do you want your testicles to shrink?

 

[neo>all]

You aren't serious about the steriods are you? Do you want your testicles to shrink?

it's not like he's going to be using them anyway

 

[Greywolf]

Well, the steroids seemed to work for Dion ... that, and a few visits to the tanning salon ...



(edit: corrected spelling, it's "salon" not "saloon" )

 

[Spike Spiegel]

What is that supposed to mean? I doubt you have a 16-inch bicep. I just went and measured my arm and it is actually 16.2 inches. So there!

You're a fucking joke. Muscles don't make a person cool.

 

[neo>all]

Well, the steroids seemed to work for Dion ... that, and a few visits to the tanning saloon ...

holy shit his girl was hot. Don't you mean salon?