How do I get girls to like me?

[abasuto]

Kill the problem and you are good to go...

The reason you want sex is because of your penis. Kill the problem.

 

[Yodd]

Mak, just in case you needs some tips on how to dispose of Superfamifreak's body, might I refer you to this site:

http://www.whangdoodle.us/stuff/dispose-body.htm


Also, I found this on another forum:

First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.

Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.

If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.

Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all.

Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell.

Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.

 

[Superfamifreak]

Mak, just in case you needs some tips on how to dispose of Superfamifreak's body, might I refer you to this site:

http://www.whangdoodle.us/stuff/dispose-body.htm


Also, I found this on another forum:

Damn dude, stop giving majizzmo ideas!!!

 

[neo>all]

because of us some psychiatrist is losing a shit load of money

 

[abasuto]

This entire thread will one day be a best seller.

We're all gonna be famous.

EDIT : If Vixen's avatar is her real pic, well, she looks better than me. So never say I can't swallow my pride.

 

[Vixen]

For those of you who happen to think i am a 'fake' or of the male gender, i am not... I am 100% female, yes i am with superfamifreak, yes i am happy, yes makismo has been pm'ing me (bless him) No i am not willing to show naked photos of myself as proof I will however point out my avatar is a photograph of myself (if i dont look 'female' enough for you i apologise) I also have other photos at http://www.faceparty.com/vixonator I'm sorry for being a computer geek for whoever commented. I shall try my hardest to do more 'woman' things just for you lot.

 

[genjiglove]

|.•°| WhO MaDe uP AlL ThE RuLeS wE FoLlOw tHeM LiKe fOoLs BeLiEvE ThEm tO Be tRuE dOn't cArE To tHiNk tHeM ThRoUgH aNd i'm sOrRy sO SoRrY i'm sOrRy iT'S LiKe tHiS i'm sOrRy sO SoRrY i'm sOrRy wE Do tHiS aNd iT'S IrOnIc tOo CoZ WhAt wE TeNd tO Do Is aCt oN WhAt tHeY SaY aNd tHeN It iS ThAt wAy AnD I'M SoRrY So sOrRy I'M SoRrY It's lIkE ThIs I'M SoRrY So sOrRy I'M SoRrY We dO ThIs. |°•.|

 

[neo>all]

For those of you who happen to think i am a 'fake' or of the male gender, i am not... I am 100% female, yes i am with superfamifreak, yes i am happy, yes makismo has been pm'ing me (bless him) No i am not willing to show naked photos of myself as proof I will however point out my avatar is a photograph of myself (if i dont look 'female' enough for you i apologise) I also have other photos at http://www.faceparty.com/vixonator I'm sorry for being a computer geek for whoever commented. I shall try my hardest to do more 'woman' things just for you lot.

some one's got a sandy vagina today

 

[Ely13]

|.•°| WhO MaDe uP AlL ThE RuLeS wE FoLlOw tHeM LiKe fOoLs BeLiEvE ThEm tO Be tRuE dOn't cArE To tHiNk tHeM ThRoUgH aNd i'm sOrRy sO SoRrY i'm sOrRy iT'S LiKe tHiS i'm sOrRy sO SoRrY i'm sOrRy wE Do tHiS aNd iT'S IrOnIc tOo CoZ WhAt wE TeNd tO Do Is aCt oN WhAt tHeY SaY aNd tHeN It iS ThAt wAy AnD I'M SoRrY So sOrRy I'M SoRrY It's lIkE ThIs I'M SoRrY So sOrRy I'M SoRrY We dO ThIs. |°•.|

*Waves a lighter in the air*

 

[Vixen]

some one's got a sandy vagina today

Nothing worse than sand in a vagina ill have you know! (well there probably is)

 

[abasuto]

I also have other photos at http://www.faceparty.com/vixonator I'm sorry for being a computer geek for whoever commented. I shall try my hardest to do more 'woman' things just for you lot.

Nice profile, looks like Superfamifreak's got himself a good girl.

PS- You look good in glasses

PPS- I'm not after your girl fami, ( cause I'm gay )

 

[neo>all]

Nice profile, looks like Superfamifreak's got himself a good girl.

PS- You look good in glasses

PPS- I'm not after your girl fami, ( cause I'm gay )

pm sent

 

[Vixen]

looks like Superfamifreak's got himself a good girl.

only when i want to be

 

[Makismo]

Call me Dr. Death...whatever...

Anyway, I was doing this all for the fun of it. I know how to twist people to my will but in a negative way. I don't feel love for anything so I guess it doesn't matter. However, if a girl ever said she had a boyfriend to me, I really wouldn't give two fucks. If he isn't there, she is mine if she likes it or not - I really don't care at this point. The world is mine as far as I am concerned. People are just renting it from me. However, I decide what the rent is and how people will pay it.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Lets be serious for a moment here. Do you really think that the phrase, "I have a boyfriend/husband" will stop me at this point? Not in the slightest. Even if the boyfriend/husband is in the room, I will still do my stuff. If they have a problem with what I am doing then they can fight me. No one has ever beaten me in a fight and if I have to, I will bite the boyfriend's/husband's dick off, ear off, tongue off, or any other body part I can think of. Relationships don't last forever you know and I can mess with people's minds so that they will doubt themselves and their relationship. There is no "off limits" to me.

You're pathetic. HAHAHA. Look at you! You're a joke, and you're just doing this for attention now. I'd love to see you in a fight, I'm sure it's hilarious.

 

[DevilRedeemed]

I will bite the boyfriend's/husband's dick off

you'd like that wouldn't you? say it after me: mmmmmh, dick...

someone should beat you to a pulp.

 

[Makismo]

You're pathetic. HAHAHA. Look at you! You're a joke, and you're just doing this for attention now. I'd love to see you in a fight, I'm sure it's hilarious.

teeth, your head...end

 

[Spike Spiegel]

The reason you want sex is because of your penis. Kill the problem.

Hahahah, good point. What a loser. And he wonders why he can't get women? I'd love to see women that he's trying to get read this thread (my god, it would take hours, now). They wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.

 

[Makismo]

you'd like that wouldn't you? say it after me: mmmmmh, dick...

someone should beat you to a pulp.

You are welcome to try...mortal...

Only God can defeat me...

 

[Spike Spiegel]

teeth, your head...end

You're a human... sort of. You say your fighting style is biting people? You're not a.. um.... dog?






So if you were to fight somebody, you would strictly bite them? This is the funniest thing you've ever said, and you've said some really funny things in this thread alone.

 

[genjiglove]

You are welcome to try...mortal...

Only God can defeat me...

Again, wow...

 

[Spike Spiegel]

You are welcome to try...mortal...

Only God can defeat me...

If you're imortal, then what do you need pussy for? You're a super hero, but pussy is your kryptonite? Will your super suit have a large, rainbow G on the chest?

 

[abasuto]

Mak + chastity device + no key = better and safer society

 

[Superfamifreak]

Mak + chastity device + no key = better and safer society

You forgot to add the padded cell

 

[Spike Spiegel]

You forgot to add the padded cell

People, please! This is all too expensive. A rubber vagina would do the same thing for this guy (keep him off the streets) and is MUCH more cost effective.