How do I get girls to like me?

[jro]

The way it's always worked for me is to act tentative at first, but then once I've been chatting for a while, throw in a bit of cheekyness. But there is a fine line between being cheeky and offensive. If you cross it then it's bye bye girl. Luckily I don't have to go through all that crap now as I got a nice gf, but god Mak, you always seem so serious. Just try to be fun!!! No one likes mr serious. Lighten up and have a good time. Women like to see a guy enjoying himself.

This would be all well and good if Mak were perfectly normal, but as it is, we're way past the point of trying to give him reasonable advice on how to make girls like him um, "normally." Now we just try to help him figure out how to use roofies most effectively, and then how to properly dispose of the bodies cleanly and efficiently after all is said and done.

What are the voices saying today, Mak?

 

[Magnaflux]

..into the abyss, the downward spiral continues...

 

[Big Shady]

Wow, just wow. 2079 posts later and this thread is still going strong. I guess the mods are too attached to it to close it

They fact that I still read this thread, though, from time to time probably indicates I need to get out more and get a woman for myself.

 

[Lovergoat]

Pay them. Money can't buy you love but you can't miss what you never had.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

This would be all well and good if Mak were perfectly normal, but as it is, we're way past the point of trying to give him reasonable advice on how to make girls like him um, "normally." Now we just try to help him figure out how to use roofies most effectively, and then how to properly dispose of the bodies cleanly and efficiently after all is said and done.

What are the voices saying today, Mak?

This gave me an image of Quagmire in my head. Giggidy Giggidy.

 

[Yodd]

... how to properly dispose of the bodies cleanly and efficiently after all is said and done.

 

[galfordo]

If Mak starts selling off his homecarts, I will be first in line. Serial killer memorabilia commands quite a premium.

 

[Superfamifreak]

http://www.russianbrides.com ?

 

[abasuto]

what you say about mak's company
is what you say about society
catch the mist, catch the myth,
catch the mystery, catch the drift.......

 

[Violent Ryo]

Best sticky ever.









GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!!!

 

[Roy G. Biv]

Holy shit-fuck if 84 pages of people telling you what a loser you are doesn't get you the confidence to deal with women, I don't know what will.

 

[neo>all]

lol never did a thread this deserving recieve a sticky

 

[Makismo]

Vixen (from this very site) is very perplexing to me. I have threatened to spank her time and time again but she kept calling me "darling." I must admit, this really turned me on. I decided to send her a PM professing my love to her (which I did) and she told me that I am kinky (drool). I wonder if I should pursue this or not. I kind of have my doubts about her. For all I know, she might be a man and not a girl. Perhaps I could give her a test. I know, she must put a video game on her head and take a picture! Or perhaps, she could take a naked picture of herself and post that - YES THAT WILL WORK JUST FINE!!!111

 

[Magnaflux]

Vixen (from this very site) is very perplexing to me. I have threatened to spank her time and time again but she kept calling me "darling." I must admit, this really turned me on. I decided to send her a PM professing my love to her (which I did) and she told me that I am kinky (drool). I wonder if I should pursue this or not. I kind of have my doubts about her. For all I know, she might be a man and not a girl. Perhaps I could give her a test. I know, she must put a video game on her head and take a picture! Or perhaps, she could take a naked picture of herself and post that - YES THAT WILL WORK JUST FINE!!!111

Wow. Just Wow...

 

[jro]

Vixen (from this very site) is very perplexing to me. I have threatened to spank her time and time again but she kept calling me "darling." I must admit, this really turned me on. I decided to send her a PM professing my love to her (which I did) and she told me that I am kinky (drool). I wonder if I should pursue this or not. I kind of have my doubts about her. For all I know, she might be a man and not a girl. Perhaps I could give her a test. I know, she must put a video game on her head and take a picture! Or perhaps, she could take a naked picture of herself and post that - YES THAT WILL WORK JUST FINE!!!111

Or maybe she could take a picture of herself fucking Superfamifreak (since that's her boyfriend...) with her flipping the camera off right as she comes, and she could send you THAT picture, along with a caption saying "THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET TO GETTING LAID!"

I think that would work just as well and would be about, oh, a million times more likely to happen than your idea. If you really did PM her you're even more pathetic than we all thought.

Time to start watching the headlines for real.

edit: or all of the above can just be interpreted to mean well, okay, then.

 

[soulthug]

Or maybe she could take a picture of herself fucking Superfamifreak (since that's her boyfriend...) with her flipping the camera off right as she comes, and she could send you THAT picture, along with a caption saying "THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET TO GETTING LAID!"

I think that would work just as well and would be about, oh, a million times more likely to happen than your idea. If you really did PM her you're even more pathetic than we all thought.

Time to start watching the headlines for real.

edit: or all of the above can just be interpreted to mean well, okay, then.

mak=PWN3D

 

[Ely13]

Vixen (from this very site) is very perplexing to me. I have threatened to spank her time and time again but she kept calling me "darling." I must admit, this really turned me on. I decided to send her a PM professing my love to her (which I did) and she told me that I am kinky (drool). I wonder if I should pursue this or not. I kind of have my doubts about her. For all I know, she might be a man and not a girl. Perhaps I could give her a test. I know, she must put a video game on her head and take a picture! Or perhaps, she could take a naked picture of herself and post that - YES THAT WILL WORK JUST FINE!!!111

You're sounding really fucking queer, and I don't mean that in the gay sense.

Or maybe she could take a picture of herself fucking Superfamifreak (since that's her boyfriend...) with her flipping the camera off right as she comes, and she could send you THAT picture, along with a caption saying "THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET TO GETTING LAID!"

I think that would work just as well and would be about, oh, a million times more likely to happen than your idea. If you really did PM her you're even more pathetic than we all thought.

 

[Makismo]

Or maybe she could take a picture of herself fucking Superfamifreak (since that's her boyfriend...) with her flipping the camera off right as she comes, and she could send you THAT picture, along with a caption saying "THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET TO GETTING LAID!"

I think that would work just as well and would be about, oh, a million times more likely to happen than your idea. If you really did PM her you're even more pathetic than we all thought.

Time to start watching the headlines for real.

edit: or all of the above can just be interpreted to mean well, okay, then.

Like I said earlier, kill the boyfriend...

Boyfriend is a foreign word to me and it means nothing to me. Kill the problem and you are good to go...

 

[Violent Ryo]

In order to 'kill' Superfamifreak and move on to Vixen, you would have to visit the UK. I don't think your narcotic mother would approve. Hmm?

 

[Makismo]

"Off Limits" does not exist...

Lets be serious for a moment here. Do you really think that the phrase, "I have a boyfriend/husband" will stop me at this point? Not in the slightest. Even if the boyfriend/husband is in the room, I will still do my stuff. If they have a problem with what I am doing then they can fight me. No one has ever beaten me in a fight and if I have to, I will bite the boyfriend's/husband's dick off, ear off, tongue off, or any other body part I can think of. Relationships don't last forever you know and I can mess with people's minds so that they will doubt themselves and their relationship. There is no "off limits" to me.

 

[Makismo]

In order to 'kill' Superfamifreak and move on to Vixen, you would have to visit the UK. I don't think your narcotic mother would approve. Hmm?

I am not talking about killing him but people in general who get in my way. You get me chief?

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

Lets be serious for a moment here. Do you really think that the phrase, "I have a boyfriend/husband" will stop me at this point? Not in the slightest. Even if the boyfriend/husband is in the room, I will still do my stuff. If they have a problem with what I am doing then they can fight me. No one has ever beaten me in a fight and if I have to, I will bite the boyfriend's/husband's dick off, ear off, tongue off, or any other body part I can think of. Relationships don't last forever you know and I can mess with people's minds so that they will doubt themselves and their relationship. There is no "off limits" to me.

 

[jro]

I will bite the boyfriend's/husband's dick off

*me sends metal codpiece to Superfamifreak as protection, just in case*

 

[abasuto]

. I kind of have my doubts about her. For all I know, she might be a man and not a girl.

It shouldn't matter Mak. Just think, either way, atleast 1 of you will be getting fucked.

 

[Superfamifreak]

Or perhaps, she could take a naked picture of herself and post that - YES THAT WILL WORK JUST FINE!!!111

Sorry, on my phone only

*me sends metal codpiece to Superfamifreak as protection, just in case*

Gratefully received