How do I get girls to like me?

[Arcademan]

+1 before the funny comments, flames and spam destroy this thread.

So much for that prediction and that was the second post on this thread, which will be celebrating its one-year anniversary tomorrow

 

[neo>all]

So much for that prediction and that was the second post on this thread, which will be celebrating its one-year anniversary tomorrow

happy birthday in advanced to mak's utter humiliation and sexual frustration.

 

[SML]

Went to Jesuit? You're Catholic?

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

OK, here is what I have been up to. For the past two weeks, I have been going to Starbucks. I don’t have anyone planned to come with me, I just go there and talk to people. I have met some of the strangest people there. One guy blew off his left hand with a pipe bomb and the other people seem to be drug addicts.

I met a rather large (not super fat but has a big ass), South African girl (yes, she is white) there who goes to the local community college. I have talked to her a few times but she is obviously not interested. I have talked to a few guys including one that graduated a year before I did when I went to Jesuit. He seems to be the most interesting person so far. One guy (the one who blew his hand off – named Andy), asked a stoned girl with black hair if I looked like a person who would shoot up a school and she said yes. That kind of hurt my feelings. I really don’t get it. A lot of people in my high school thought I would shoot it up. Also, there are some in my college who thinks that I would/will do the same thing. This is very strange.

I talked to some tall young blonde chick yesterday who has a retarded cat because a brother and sister cat had incest and had a litter of retarded kittens. This one likes to play with lit candles and he gets burned all the time. He also runs around in circles and chases his tail but looks like a normal cat. She really didn’t want to talk to me but talked to some younger guy who didn’t give two shits about her. She is dating some guy though. I wonder why she comes to Starbucks alone though – strange. It took me awhile to get her attention though for her to talk to me. She has 7 cats and her name is Elizabeth. Nice ass too but certainly not for me. When I talked to her she kept looking away or down. She did not want to make eye contact for some reason or another. However, she did take a look at me a few times which is why I tried to talk to her in the first place. I caught her staring me over but she would just stare away. She is either too shy or not interested. The boyfriend thing doesn’t really matter to me – I would still jump her bones and kill the boyfriend if it came down to it.

They have parties every night but so far I haven’t been invited to any yet. Perhaps if I get to know the group better, they will invite me. I am the outlander of the group as of now. I believe the group is made up of around 50 people (maybe more). Different groups come on different days. They usually come at around 7 – 10 PM. I come at around 7 and leave at a little past 8 PM. If I come earlier, no one is there for me to talk to. I will see what happens tonight. Anyway, that is all for now.

Get a POWERBOOK. The hoes will flock to you at Starbucks.

Everything else was very distrubing, specifically the retarted cats...

 

[soulthug]

happy birthday in advanced to mak's utter humiliation and sexual frustration.

What he said.

 

[neo>all]

Having witnessed many of your mood swings i'm not surprised people think you're going to go on a shooting spree.

 

[soulthug]

Question: How do i get girls to like me?

Answer: Stop asking internet psychopaths about your love life!

If NO girls like you, there must be something wrong with you! Maybe you just act like a dick or something...

 

[genjiglove]

I would still jump her bones and kill the boyfriend if it came down to it.

Wow...

 

[neo>all]

Wow...

mak's going to be in the NEEEEEEWWWS!!!!

 

[Jedite]

mak's going to be in the NEEEEEEWWWS!!!!

Today, A crazy madman goes on a rampage at a Starbucks Coffee house, and 5 people are left dead, by assult rifle rounds.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

Today, A crazy madman goes on a rampage at a Starbucks Coffee house, and 5 people are left dead, by assult rifle rounds.

They'd all be women though.

 

[neo>all]

Today, A crazy madman goes on a rampage at a Starbucks Coffee house, and 5 people are left dead, by assult rifle rounds.

Although there is one missing body of an 18 year old girl and security cameras caught the mad man purchasing some condoms before the abduction.

 

[Superfamifreak]

Man you guys should see one of the PM's Mak sent Vixen. Truly laughable. I'll let her decide as to whether or not they should be posted here for all to see.

 

[Jedite]

Although there is one missing body of an 18 year old girl and security cameras caught the mad man purchasing some condoms before the abduction.

 

[Makismo]

Man you guys should see one of the PM's Mak sent Vixen. Truly laughable. I'll let her decide as to whether or not they should be posted here for all to see.

Hey, Vixen shouldn't go around showing my PMs to people. I thought she cared about me but I guess I was wrong. I guess it is true that chicks don't dig me at all. I wonder why that is. I need some more Neo toys to help me get over this...

 

[Makismo]

Went to Jesuit? You're Catholic?

Yeah, I went to Jesuit College Prep for Boys (no chicks but some teachers we all wanted to bang - even though they were in their 30s or early 40s). However, I am not Catholic - one of the few who weren't. I should have gone to a school where there were some girls. Things might have been different for me.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

Yeah, I went to Jesuit College Prep for Boys (no chicks but some teachers we all wanted to bang - even though they were in their 30s or early 40s). However, I am not Catholic - one of the few who weren't. I should have gone to a school where there were some girls. Things might have been different for me.

Well it woukld explain alot. Are you excited when you are around girls or are you shy?

 

[Makismo]

Well it woukld explain alot. Are you excited when you are around girls or are you shy?

A little bit of both.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

A little bit of both.

Shyness can work, a lot of girls dig guys who are shy because they think it's cute. Atleast that's what I was told.

 

[Hecker]

What about dance lessons Mak? Women might not be impressed by you on first sight but if forced into contact they could get a feeling of your musculature and get excited. If a chick can feel safe in your arms she might give you a chance. Then you could hit it like a motherfucker!

 

[neo>all]

Shyness can work, a lot of girls dig guys who are shy because they think it's cute. Atleast that's what I was told.

uhhh i'm a little hesitant to agree with you. Shyness only works if you're really good looking. Guys that look like mak and clam up won't get much attention.

 

[Jedite]

uhhh i'm a little hesitant to agree with you. Shyness only works if you're really good looking. Guys that look like mak and clam up won't get much attention.

Yep, confidence always wins.

 

[Mark of the Wolves]

It's not like he is hideous or anything. I just think it's his personality. Maybe he tries too hard I can't really tell from his stories.

 

[neo>all]

It's not like he is hideous or anything. I just think it's his personality. Maybe he tries too hard I can't really tell from his stories.

yeah i was too busy laughing my ass off

 

[Superfamifreak]

The way it's always worked for me is to act tentative at first, but then once I've been chatting for a while, throw in a bit of cheekyness. But there is a fine line between being cheeky and offensive. If you cross it then it's bye bye girl. Luckily I don't have to go through all that crap now as I got a nice gf, but god Mak, you always seem so serious. Just try to be fun!!! No one likes mr serious. Lighten up and have a good time. Women like to see a guy enjoying himself.