How do I get girls to like me?

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N2x

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The Facebook is an online network of you and your college/high school classmates in which you create your own page and post on each other's personal bulletin boards. It's like Myspace, except there's no blog function, and you can't customize your page by putting up shitty background GIFs or obnoxious streaming music videos that automatically play when the page loads.
 

Makismo

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I have been working on a project. I will see how well it goes before I post the details but I think that it might be working. It will just take some time and I have lots of it to spare...
 

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soulthug said:
(What you really mean is BUMP!!!?! )

What he really means is

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galfordo

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Makismo said:
I have been working on a project. I will see how well it goes before I post the details but I think that it might be working. It will just take some time and I have lots of it to spare...

:spock: .... :help:
 

kernow

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come on girls - maks not fussy

get that desperate twat some pussy

\\o
 

Magnaflux

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Makismo said:
I have been working on a project. I will see how well it goes before I post the details but I think that it might be working. It will just take some time and I have lots of it to spare...

You ever give yourself a 'stranger'? I hear it's awesome!
 

jro

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Makismo said:
I have been working on a project. I will see how well it goes before I post the details but I think that it might be working. It will just take some time and I have lots of it to spare...

I believe the BTK murderer also called his victims "projects." I think a hearty :spock: is in order, here.

(Dave Chappelle as) Little Jon said:
Sometimes, when I'm all alone, I sit on my hand until it goes numb and then I masturbate. I call that a stranger. Do you ever give yourself a stranger?

Magnaflux and Little Jon might be on to something.
 

Stinky-Dinkins

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Makismo said:
I have been working on a project. I will see how well it goes before I post the details but I think that it might be working. It will just take some time and I have lots of it to spare...

I look forward to seeing your diorama.
 

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You got to give it to Makismo for persevering though. Proves he's a tough mofo. Good luck in your "project". :kekeke:
 

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Tell 'em you love 'em and once you've had your way with them duck out early turn off your answering machine and you should be home free man.

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Makismo said:
I have been working on a project. I will see how well it goes before I post the details but I think that it might be working. It will just take some time and I have lots of it to spare...
I think the terrorists are about to win :(
 

Makismo

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OK, here is what I have been up to. For the past two weeks, I have been going to Starbucks. I don’t have anyone planned to come with me, I just go there and talk to people. I have met some of the strangest people there. One guy blew off his left hand with a pipe bomb and the other people seem to be drug addicts.

I met a rather large (not super fat but has a big ass), South African girl (yes, she is white) there who goes to the local community college. I have talked to her a few times but she is obviously not interested. I have talked to a few guys including one that graduated a year before I did when I went to Jesuit. He seems to be the most interesting person so far. One guy (the one who blew his hand off – named Andy), asked a stoned girl with black hair if I looked like a person who would shoot up a school and she said yes. That kind of hurt my feelings. I really don’t get it. A lot of people in my high school thought I would shoot it up. Also, there are some in my college who thinks that I would/will do the same thing. This is very strange.

I talked to some tall young blonde chick yesterday who has a retarded cat because a brother and sister cat had incest and had a litter of retarded kittens. This one likes to play with lit candles and he gets burned all the time. He also runs around in circles and chases his tail but looks like a normal cat. She really didn’t want to talk to me but talked to some younger guy who didn’t give two shits about her. She is dating some guy though. I wonder why she comes to Starbucks alone though – strange. It took me awhile to get her attention though for her to talk to me. She has 7 cats and her name is Elizabeth. Nice ass too but certainly not for me. When I talked to her she kept looking away or down. She did not want to make eye contact for some reason or another. However, she did take a look at me a few times which is why I tried to talk to her in the first place. I caught her staring me over but she would just stare away. She is either too shy or not interested. The boyfriend thing doesn’t really matter to me – I would still jump her bones and kill the boyfriend if it came down to it.

They have parties every night but so far I haven’t been invited to any yet. Perhaps if I get to know the group better, they will invite me. I am the outlander of the group as of now. I believe the group is made up of around 50 people (maybe more). Different groups come on different days. They usually come at around 7 – 10 PM. I come at around 7 and leave at a little past 8 PM. If I come earlier, no one is there for me to talk to. I will see what happens tonight. Anyway, that is all for now.
 

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Makismo said:
One guy (the one who blew his hand off – named Andy), asked a stoned girl with black hair if I looked like a person who would shoot up a school and she said yes. That kind of hurt my feelings. I really don’t get it.

And now you say this ....


Makismo said:
The boyfriend thing doesn’t really matter to me – I would still jump her bones and kill the boyfriend if it came down to it.

Now with this little juxtaposition - do you "get it" now?


P.S. Most chicks aren't worth going to prison for life over ... things can get a lot worse, Mak.
 

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Makismo said:
OK, here is what I have been up to. For the past two weeks, I have been going to Starbucks. I don’t have anyone planned to come with me, I just go there and talk to people. I have met some of the strangest people there. One guy blew off his left hand with a pipe bomb and the other people seem to be drug addicts.

I met a rather large (not super fat but has a big ass), South African girl (yes, she is white) there who goes to the local community college. I have talked to her a few times but she is obviously not interested. I have talked to a few guys including one that graduated a year before I did when I went to Jesuit. He seems to be the most interesting person so far. One guy (the one who blew his hand off – named Andy), asked a stoned girl with black hair if I looked like a person who would shoot up a school and she said yes. That kind of hurt my feelings. I really don’t get it. A lot of people in my high school thought I would shoot it up. Also, there are some in my college who thinks that I would/will do the same thing. This is very strange.

I talked to some tall young blonde chick yesterday who has a retarded cat because a brother and sister cat had incest and had a litter of retarded kittens. This one likes to play with lit candles and he gets burned all the time. He also runs around in circles and chases his tail but looks like a normal cat. She really didn’t want to talk to me but talked to some younger guy who didn’t give two shits about her. She is dating some guy though. I wonder why she comes to Starbucks alone though – strange. It took me awhile to get her attention though for her to talk to me. She has 7 cats and her name is Elizabeth. Nice ass too but certainly not for me. When I talked to her she kept looking away or down. She did not want to make eye contact for some reason or another. However, she did take a look at me a few times which is why I tried to talk to her in the first place. I caught her staring me over but she would just stare away. She is either too shy or not interested. The boyfriend thing doesn’t really matter to me – I would still jump her bones and kill the boyfriend if it came down to it.

They have parties every night but so far I haven’t been invited to any yet. Perhaps if I get to know the group better, they will invite me. I am the outlander of the group as of now. I believe the group is made up of around 50 people (maybe more). Different groups come on different days. They usually come at around 7 – 10 PM. I come at around 7 and leave at a little past 8 PM. If I come earlier, no one is there for me to talk to. I will see what happens tonight. Anyway, that is all for now.
Write a book, seriously.
 

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Makismo said:
I talked to some tall young blonde chick yesterday who has a retarded cat because a brother and sister cat had incest and had a litter of retarded kittens. This one likes to play with lit candles and he gets burned all the time. He also runs around in circles and chases his tail but looks like a normal cat.


GRIPPING! TELL US MORE!
 

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I told 'em this thread would never die but they wouldn't believe me, they wouldn't believe me. Look at 'em now, this thread is immortal baby :buttrock:
 
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