How do I get girls to like me?

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Vixen

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ResOGlas said:
The second you stop giving a fuck, you'll finally start getting a fuck.
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from a woman i can tell you this is true. stop caring so much about getting female affection. women like men who are not needy :make_fac: haha check that face out
 
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This topic has been viewed 35,000 times!
Obviously there are more sad men out there who need tips to 'score'.

That you ask this on a forum like this, unbelievable....
 
SonGohan

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Akihabara said:
This topic has been viewed 35,000 times!
Obviously there are more sad men out there who need tips to 'score'.

That you ask this on a forum like this, unbelievable....
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lol, wtf does this post mean? Everybody who's viewed needed tips to score? Wouldn't that include you too?
 
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Wes said:
lol, wtf does this post mean? Everybody who's viewed needed tips to score? Wouldn't that include you too?
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Haha no I have no problems with the ladies thank god.
 
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Akihabara said:
This topic has been viewed 35,000 times!
Obviously there are more sad men out there who need tips to 'score'.

That you ask this on a forum like this, unbelievable....
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This is the greatest comedy thread ever you tool.

Can't see the forest through the trees?
 
pixeljunkie

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Magnaflux said:
This is the greatest comedy thread ever you tool.

Can't see the forest through the trees?
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He obviously hasn't read much of it, if any at all.
 
Makismo

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Vixen said:
from a woman i can tell you this is true. stop caring so much about getting female affection. women like men who are not needy :make_fac: haha check that face out
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I have decided to give up on women. No matter how nice I am to them, they just spit in my face. So I went on The Facebook (which is where I talk to some girls) and I deleted every nice thing I ever said to them. I did the same thing for the guys. You want to know why? It is because they never signed my FaceBook Wall. I went to hell and back being nice to them and they never gave me a spark or a glimmer. They always think of me as some worthless outsider. I am done being nice to people. I will now trash people every chance that I get. It must be that way since everyone ants to trash me. No one cares about me and everyone runs away. If the antichrist does come, I will join forces with him and we can burn the world together. Hell, I may very well be the antichrist...
 
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ya know i was gonna facebook you, but then I realized the reason noone likes you is because you seem to hang out with people who DONT LIKE YOU, DUH! Learn. As for the women thing, don't worry, once you hit your 30s a bunch of the girls who turned you down before will be looking for marriage and money after their bad boys left them a dozen bastard children
 
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Makismo said:
If the antichrist does come, I will join forces with him and we can burn the world together. Hell, I may very well be the antichrist...
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There is no way he just said that.

*pinches self*

WAAAAH!!!!!! :make_fac: :make_fac: :make_fac:
 
Hecker

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Mak truelly is God's lonely man.


*cues Taxi Driver soundtrack*

dum dum dum dum duuummm

toooroo toorooorooorooo toooroooo

dum dum dum dum duuummm


"I realize now how much she's just like the others, cold and distant, and many people are like that, women for sure, they're like a union. "
 
jro

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Makismo said:
I have decided to give up on women.
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So we're finally making progress, then.

Makismo said:
I will now trash people every chance that I get. It must be that way since everyone ants to trash me. No one cares about me and everyone runs away. If the antichrist does come, I will join forces with him and we can burn the world together.
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Insert maniacal laugh here?

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Hell, I may very well be the antichrist...
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No, I think Satan could at least score every now and then.

Fantastic post here, Mak, good to see that you're still going strong after about 2,020 posts in this most amazing of threads.
 
N2x

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Could it be? Has Makismo actually listened to some of the advice given to him by his wise NG brethren, and gotten up off his lame, gay ass to venture out of his parents' house and meet someone? It's been over a week since his last post. Maybe he met a girl off the Facebook, chatted online with her for a while, and asked her out for something other than coffee?

Maybe he got wise and learnt that being a dimwitted, faggy meathead who whines on message boards about his horrendous track record with women (worse than even my own), which stems from his foul odor (from both smoking and a general aversion to bathing), off-putting appearance, and subpar social skills, amongst a long, long list of unfavorable traits, just isn't the way to play the game? Has the Makster finally gotten laid by a human female, as opposed to his hand, or, when the special occasion arose, a warm cantaloupe with a quarter-sized hole in it?

Y'know, after reading 80+ pages of this, I've come to the conclusion that my life isn't so bad. Thanks, Makismo!
 
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N2x said:
Could it be? Has Makismo actually listened to some of the advice given to him by his wise NG brethren, and gotten up off his lame, gay ass to venture out of his parents' house and meet someone? It's been over a week since his last post. Maybe he met a girl off the Facebook, chatted online with her for a while, and asked her out for something other than coffee?

Maybe he got wise and learnt that being a dimwitted, faggy meathead who whines on message boards about his horrendous track record with women (worse than even my own), which stems from his foul odor (from both smoking and a general aversion to bathing), off-putting appearance, and subpar social skills, amongst a long, long list of unfavorable traits, just isn't the way to play the game? Has the Makster finally gotten laid by a human female, as opposed to his hand, or, when the special occasion arose, a warm cantaloupe with a quarter-sized hole in it?
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No. To everything except the warm cantaloupe part.
 
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@N2x

I'm sad to say it, but I think it's more likely that he's gotten himself a black trenchcoat, a few guns, some books on homemade explosives, and is now preparing for "Judgement Day" .... either that, or he went out on another coffee date. :oh_no:
 
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