How do I get girls to like me?

[DevilRedeemed]

Well, you might as well just kill her along with all the others, then. She deserves it.

dude(s). seriously. don't overdo this. this kind of advice could end up blowing up in your face(s)

 

[Liquid Snake]

With the amount of advice Maskimo should get any girl he wants

Too true
He should become Cassanova by now

 

[Jedite]

This is the latest and greatest registry cleaner. I use it all the time on my PCs and I have never had a problem with it. She is using Windows ME and doesn't know anything about computers. I have spent most of my life working on computers and know hardware like the back of my hand. I know that a number of registry cleaners are crap but this is a really good one. It is called Registry Mechanic 4.0 and it does work. I used it on a machine that had over 1,000 registry errors and it fixed them all. No, the computer did not die from it and it still works well.

I am sure that she has a virus and told her to take it to a computer place for it to get cleaned. By the way, she is actually the first girl I took out on a coffee date, you know, the one that brought a guy along with her. I told you guys about this a couple of months earlier. Anyway, I know for a fact that she isn't interested in me but I thought that I could get her to be at least my friend but it doesn't seem like that is going to happen. If she wasn't a novice computer user then she would know enough not to blame me but that isn't going to happen. Hell, I have done tech work since I was 14 - I know my stuff. Too bad she thinks I am a big sham...

Dude.. You have to stop being so fucking negative about everything. That's your main problem. You worry too much about shit, and think negatively about it. You just calm down a bit, and just go with the flow. You have entire life ahead of you. Things come a lot easier when you think with a positive mindset, and therefore your decisions will be better on your behalf.

 

[Mawdsley]

lbah blah blah registry mechanic

Your still putting your life in the hands of a tool. You should take backups of the registry before hand. Such tools usually allow this.

 

[Ely13]

The path to a girl's heart lies through her registry.

 

[Makismo]

Well, good news. I heard back from her friend and it turns out that she is not pissed off at me after all. She knows that she has a virus and is glad that I tried to help her out. This makes me feel so much better. I almost had a heart attack when I thought that she would never speak to me again...

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I almost had a heart attack when I thought that she would never speak to me again...

And that's your problem. Nobody wants somebody like that.

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

Well, good news. I heard back from her friend and it turns out that she is not pissed off at me after all. She knows that she has a virus and is glad that I tried to help her out. This makes me feel so much better. I almost had a heart attack when I thought that she would never speak to me again...

how do you feel knowing you'll never get laid? i don't even think a hooker would stay in the room with you if you started talking....

you're the biggest waste of space i've ever seen on the internet.

you suck.

 

[Magnaflux]

how do you feel knowing you'll never get laid? i don't even think a hooker would stay in the room with you if you started talking....

you're the biggest waste of space i've ever seen on the internet.

you suck.

Quoted for Pot•Kettle•Black-ness

 

[Spike Spiegel]

how do you feel knowing you'll never get laid? i don't even think a hooker would stay in the room with you if you started talking....

you're the biggest waste of space i've ever seen on the internet.

you suck.

It's the kettle vs pot showdown you've all been waiting for. SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY, be there as these two titans slug it out.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Quoted for Pot•Kettle•Black-ness

Oh fuck, you beat me by one minute!

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

Quoted for Pot•Kettle•Black-ness

LOL, i've been laid more times than your parents kid.

 

[kernow]

. Now nothing seems to work. She doesn’t have a Virus Scanner installed on her machine and does a lot of downloading from Peer to Peer Networks which are known to have a lot of Viruses. In my opinion, downloading files off the Internet without proper protection is like having unprotected sex. While you get your jollies for a little while, it ends up biting you in the ass. I guess she will have to get her computer a STD shot as it were.

classic, if you've been using pc's from age 14 you'd think you would know something by now.

 

[Magnaflux]

LOL, i've been laid more times than your parents kid.

I don't kow all the details, but I'm pretty sure my parents had sex more than "almost once", since I have a sibling. I'd rather not think about such things.

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

I don't kow all the details, but I'm pretty sure my parents had sex more than "almost once", since I have a sibling. I'd rather not think about such things.

i'm american.

GUTTED.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

i'm american.

GUTTED.

You've just gutted your fellow Americans by saying that. Will you stop telling people that, you're embarrassing us, asshole.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

LOL, i've been owned more times than your parents kid.

Fixed

 

[DevilRedeemed]

The path to a girl's heart lies through her registry.

 

[2Dfan]

This message is hidden because DashK is on your ignore list.

I'm so glad I did that, who wants to hear the stories of a 13 yera old kid who lives on the internet anyway?

It's almost saturday mak, time for action.

 

[Magnaflux]

There should be a watermark on every page of this thread. "NG.com BEST COLLECTIONS" or something like that.

 

[leGionellz]

Mak, I feel this is going to be a special weekend, any plans so far ?

 

[Liquid Snake]

Mak, I feel this is going to be a special weekend, any plans so far ?

Do what Mel Gibson did in Lethal Weapon: pick up a hooker, pay $100 and take her back to the house and watch "Three Stooges"

 

[Magnaflux]

Mak, I feel this is going to be a special weekend, any plans so far ?

I don't know about Mak, but I'm going to buy myself a rose and some chocolates, put on some soft music, turn the lights down and....

 

[jro]

2000th post in this thread! Yeesssss!

Go get girls, Mak! That or start a goddamn fight club like we've been telling you! Just be sure to post pics either way!

 

[neo>all]

I'm still waiting for some one to publish this bastard of a thread and make a killing. Think of it as a sneak peak inside the mind of an american psycho. Instant best seller and a new genre pathetic/tragic/comedy.