How do I get girls to like me?

[The Legendary LoneWolf]

Hang on maskimo has gone but this thread is going on ?

 

[Turrican_Man]

At fifty pages, with no Makismo, I think teH tHr34d should rest in peace. Perhaps the only reason it shouldn't be locked is hope..

Hope, distant, fading like dying torch light on a foggy night, ghostly and evanescent, like a moon by the night clouds obscured... Drying as sun-scorched stalks of summer, as the blood of a corpse, after life has gone...

Oh, cruel fate...

 

[TheBigBB]

 

[Moob Butter]

You mean Makismo could never have these girls, as opposed to all the other people who browse these boards

Don't go kidding yourself, not everyone on this forum is a pasty spotted wanker, sorry your alone with a select few mate.

 

[Turrican_Man]

Don't go kidding yourself, not everyone on this forum is a pasty spotted wanker, sorry your alone with a select few mate.

Hmm, you are telling me that of these boards, only a SELECT FEW could not date those women, and the rest of the users are rolling in the sack with supermodels?

I think sadly, it is the select few who *could* date models (let's be honest) if they are spending their free time browsing these boards.

And I suppose you consider yourself one of those select few who could- since I'm sure most guys who could be on dates with models or in the sack would rather be insulting Makismo.

 

[fatal fury fan #2]

Don't go kidding yourself, not everyone on this forum is a pasty spotted wanker, sorry your alone with a select few mate.

dam thats a hot bitch

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

Don't go kidding yourself, not everyone on this forum is a pasty spotted wanker, sorry your alone with a select few mate.

I may or may not be a pasty spotted wanker.



~Sugar-Dusted Hugs And Kisses: Dinkins(I suck a mean fucking dick)

I heart daisies.

 

[Moob Butter]

And I suppose you consider yourself one of those select few who could- since I'm sure most guys who could be on dates with models or in the sack would rather be insulting Makismo.

No man, I just find it funny taking the piss out of people I'll never meet in real life.

 

[Turrican_Man]

No man, I just find it funny taking the piss out of people I'll never meet in real life.

Me too

 

[Moob Butter]

Sorry, this is my last post in the thread... have to let it die with a "bang"

 

[galfordo]

This Bud's for you, Mak ...

Please come back to us.

 

[TheBigBB]

I just accidentally clicked on "views" on the unrelated front page so the forum sorted all threads by number of views. It seems this thread has the most views ever in unrelated.

 

[Mike Shagohod]

Somehow I don't think MAK's coming back

MERC X99

 

[abasuto]

I feel like those kids in Mad Max waiting for the man to return to fly them to the city.

Mak, you are Captain Walker.

 

[Mike Shagohod]

"WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULKER!"

*Cue Tina Turner Song
-----------------------------

"Out in the open, the last iteration...
this is the thread he left behind.

Left out in the feilds where no women
ever Came! Roaming the Internet in
search of Neo Goods & Fame... And all
the lurkers sing.

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER ZERO.

WE DON'T NEED TO ASK ABOUT HOS

ALL WE WANTED WAS ANOTHER POST

FROM MAKISMO!"

 

[Greywolf]

"WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULKER!"

*Cue Tina Turner Song
-----------------------------

"Out in the open, the last iteration...
this is the thread he left behind.

Left out in the feilds where no women
ever Came! Roaming the Internet in
search of Neo Goods & Fame... And all
the lurkers sing.

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER ZERO.

WE DON'T NEED TO ASK ABOUT HOS

ALL WE WANTED WAS ANOTHER POST

FROM MAKISMO!"

 

[Curt]

Last Post

 

[Ghost-Dog]

I spent an hour tonight looking for the classic "Dakismo" monkey pic, but I can't find it anywhere. I searched old hard drives and backup CD's with no success. I hope someone has it saved somewhere, because it belongs in that hilarious Makismo collage.

 

[roker]

If I had time, I'd read all 50 pages


I WAS HERE

 

[abasuto]

If I had time, I'd read all 50 pages

You should. This thread is better than 90% of the books released this century. Pulitzer worthy.

 

[TheBigBB]

If I had time, I'd read all 50 pages


I WAS HERE

It goes by more quickly if you go to your settings and tell it to display 50 posts per page. Do it!

 

[aria]

At fifty pages, with no Makismo, I think teH tHr34d should rest in peace. Perhaps the only reason it shouldn't be locked is hope..

Hope, distant, fading like dying torch light on a foggy night, ghostly and evanescent, like a moon by the night clouds obscured... Drying as sun-scorched stalks of summer, as the blood of a corpse, after life has gone...

Oh, cruel fate...

Indeed.

Don't anyone post anything too stupid that I need to close the thread (Heck, I'll probably just delete the offending post(s)).

 

[Turrican_Man]

I spent an hour tonight looking for the classic "Dakismo" monkey pic, but I can't find it anywhere. I searched old hard drives and backup CD's with no success. I hope someone has it saved somewhere, because it belongs in that hilarious Makismo collage.

I don't recall the pic you are talking about... Please describe it more, because I have been saving each page of teh thread to my hard drive as it's gone along, so I might have it saved.

Also, I am the creator of the collage/wallpaper, so if you give me the pic I might update it (I need to update it sometime to include the dragon-slaying picture sometime anyhow).

 

[Ghost-Dog]

I don't recall the pic you are talking about... Please describe it more, because I have been saving each page of teh thread to my hard drive as it's gone along, so I might have it saved.

Also, I am the creator of the collage/wallpaper, so if you give me the pic I might update it (I need to update it sometime to include the dragon-slaying picture sometime anyhow).

It's a much older pic, I don't remember who made it but Chimpmeister used to post it all the time. It was basically a sad little monkey with a look of longing on his face that people used to post all the time to make fun of Dakismo and NGF. I had it hosted somewhere awhile back, but it's long gone now. I've even done a search and found nothing. If anyone has it, by all means post it please.

 

[Arcademan]

Don't anyone post anything too stupid that I need to close the thread (Heck, I'll probably just delete the offending post(s)).

Just delete the offending posts, Bobak...this thread must live on in the history of the NG Forums