Hot Pocket box says "Chef Inspired"!

[fmdof]

I think next time they need to make it Food Inspired.

 

[SonGohan]

You should try the great value knock-offs.

 

[evil wasabi]

"based on a true recipe"

 

[Average Joe]

It's Got Electrolytes!

 

[Arcademan]

"based on a true recipe"

Just not on a successful one

 

[Blue Steel]

It's Got Electrolytes!

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

 

[aria]

When I was looking at houses, I saw a house where the real estate agent had written "Architecturally Inspired."

Because I had a hard time finding the house (the streets in the area were a total cluster), I was pretty testy when I got there and as soon as I walked in and saw the vaguely loft-like interior went on a pretty snarky series of comments about how the features were apparently inspired by real architecture or actual architects.

This brings me to the number one most annoying thing about looking at real estate in the Twin Cities: 95% of agents write their descriptions in ALL CAPS for no apparent reason. More than half of those people struck me as people who would write regular emails in all caps.

That's better than southern California, where seller's agent I ran into appeared to be the well off, second-career wife of someone who clearly makes the money in the family. The one example of someone who appeared to be trying to earn a living was completely incompetent.

 

[Xian Xi]

I don't think an obese, acne-ridden, cheese-between-flab-flaps, WoW playing guy counts as a chef.

 

[RoyVegas]

So much Hot Pocket hate. I always thought they were decent, not good, just decent.

 

[fake]

I ate one Hot Pocket years and years ago. Never again. I do like those pizza bites when I can find them in just cheese flavor though.

 

[SonGohan]

Hot Pockets are okay, if you live out in the middle of nowhere. If you live anywhere remotely close to a big city, then do yourself a favor and hit up a real italian restaurant and grab a nice calzone.

 

[Average Joe]

I do like those pizza bites when I can find them in just cheese flavor though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

 

[SSS]

I don't think an obese, acne-ridden, cheese-between-flab-flaps, WoW playing guy counts as a chef.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155271

 

[pepharytheworm]

I use to make my own Hot Pockets before I knew what they were. I used a Sandwich griller and either used bread with my fillings in detween or dough. They were pretty good I even made breakfast ones using pancake batter.