Hippo eats dwarf

Curt

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http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/26909/Hippo_eats_Dwarf.html
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Hippo

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Little snacks

Hippos love midget meat so savory and tender. Webster better watch his back
short bastard
 

Hot Chocolate

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Well at least he has an interesting story for the folks in the afterlife

Guy #1: So how'd you die?
Guy #2: Car crash
Guy #3: I got shot
Midget: I was eaten by a god damn hippo
 

aria

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Yung Burnout said:
Well at least he has an interesting story for the folks in the afterlife

Guy #1: So how'd you die?
Guy #2: Car crash
Guy #3: I got shot
Midget: I was eaten by a god damn hippo
Midget 2: Thank god, I thought I was the only one.
 

jro

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How about "Dwarf eats hippo?"
 

PUNJABEE

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Even if it was real, it's just a midge. A midge is just gods way of saying "Of course I have a sense of humor, check this out."
 
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