Hey America, what's new?

[StevenK]

What was the last business idea you saw and thought, wow, I wish I'd thought of that?

Well, being in the UK means I'm 5-10 years behind all of you so your missed opportunity could be my route to riches.

List all of the best new business ideas you've seen in your neck of the woods and I will steal one of them, and when I'm a billionaire I will absolutely credit you in a vague late night tweet or something.

Thanks chums.

Edit: anything worth importing from the US these days? No, I don't have enough room in my anus.

 

[LoneSage]

Axe throwing business. Like a shooting range but with axes and logs.

 

[lithy]

Bombing Somalia.

 

[@M]

- Frisbee golf is popular, but, you'd need a sizable chunk of land for a course.

- Geocaching (GPS treasure hunts). Hide shit and give people the coordinates to find it.

 

[fake]

Pool noodles

 

[StevenK]

Axe throwing business. Like a shooting range but with axes and logs.

I will allow new China business things. This doesn't sound like a China thing.

Frisbee golf is popular, but, you'd need a sizable chunk of land for a course.

Good idea, alas it's been here for years already

Pool noodles

Everyone loves a snack with their billiards

Bombing Somalia.

I said NEW ideas

 

[Claudia Schiffer]

secure paper shredding

 

[lithy]

I said NEW ideas

What's old is new again.

What about dentistry.

Or food with flavor.

 

[StevenK]

What's old is new again.

What about dentistry.

Or food with flavor.

I don't think you even want me to be rich

 

[lithy]

I don't think you even want me to be rich

I reserve my best ideas for my Patreon supporters, message me for details.

Here is a freebie though, TikTok influencer, do makeup tutorials.

 

[StevenK]

How about this one;

Dog stasis.

When looking for a dog sitter for an upcoming holiday I was surprised by how much people want to charge to keep my dog alive for a few days.

How about a chamber filled with an anaesthetic gas that you dump your mutt in at home, see how your luck was when you get home?

 

[Claudia Schiffer]

How about this one;

Dog stasis.

When looking for a dog sitter for an upcoming holiday I was surprised by how much people want to charge to keep my dog alive for a few days.

How about a chamber filled with an anaesthetic gas that you dump your mutt in at home, see how your luck was when you get home?

you could run a daycare out of your home

 

[StevenK]

you could run a daycare out of your home

I'm not a monster

 

[wyo]

Weed stores and delivery services

Screens on windows (Brits just open windows and let in the bugs)

Cosmetic dentistry

 

[heihachi]

Pickle ball and pickle ball accessories

 

[GohanX]

I'm not a monster

Pity, you'd never make it as an American businessman.

 

[racecar]

onlyfans

 

[theMot]

Gay for pay is really catching on I hear.

 

[HellioN]

Seppuku

 

[SignOfGoob]

Good business ideas don’t make billionaires, as you suggest. Good business ideas help more than one person.

We have a fair amount of billionaires…not so many great new ideas.

 

[lithy]

Good business ideas don’t make billionaires, as you suggest. Good business ideas help more than one person.

We have a fair amount of billionaires…not so many great new ideas.

Sounds like commie talk, care to elaborate?

 

[Syn]

Danhausen

Not necessarily new but bootlegging his stuff in Europe is.

 

[StevenK]

Good business ideas don’t make billionaires, as you suggest. Good business ideas help more than one person.

We have a fair amount of billionaires…not so many great new ideas.

Oh shut up you socially awkward fuck

 

[GohanX]

Danhausen

Not necessarily new but bootlegging his stuff in Europe is.

I could use a few bags of riches. And some chips.

 

[roker]

What's new?

People are paying $100K over listing costs to buy a house.