Here I am to ruin your Sunday: Snooki had her cellphone hacked. NSFW

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I chubbed up a little.
 

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People are interested in n00dz from Snooki.

Some hollywood shit interests me.

Example:

I still think Jessica Biel should name her son Batmo.

Snooki isn't super duper gross, I'd rub one out to her.
 

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Dont front.

You know you're curious.

I bet those fallopian fuck flaps are like a leathery old catchers mitt.
 

SonGohan

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If probably looks like it lost a 12rnd decision to Apollo Creed.

This is going into the archive of other funny shit I've stolen over the years.

Back OT: where the fuck are the uncensored pictures? It's the internet; black bars are frowned upon here.
 

SonGohan

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I dunno. It's not like I'd want a relationship. It's just a vagina. Unless she routinely shoves huge sports bottles up there, I'm assuming it's like any other vagina. She's famous, and I'd probably rate her a 6.5 or a 7. That's good enough for me to want to fuck her.
 

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I find her a turn-off to be honest, I dunno why, it may be her nagging and horrible ways.

Damn, Jionni has got chunky though, looks like he's swallowed J-Wow lolz
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complexz

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I came in due to morbid curiosity, but with the black boxes her body looks okay, obviously nothing special, but if I was single (and I could stomach her personality), I wouldn't say no.

though said pictures must have been before the pic p00t posted.... or after... whatever.... I wouldn't say no to the snooki in that pic..I would say HELL the fuck NO.
 

Hot Chocolate

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JIONNI!!!

You ever wonder if he just looks at J-Wow and thinks........I'd like to bust one on those
 

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Black boxes: It's obvious what these black strips are concealing

No they aren't. I need to know what her nipples look like. Color, size, shape.
 

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I find her a turn-off to be honest, I dunno why, it may be her nagging and horrible ways.

Damn, Jionni has got chunky though, looks like he's swallowed J-Wow lolz
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They look like every other greaseball couple from Jersey, ever.

They meet at the shore, she accidentally gets knocked up.

He hears how everyone else fucked his chick.

They pack on the pounds, squirt a few more kids out.

He continues to wear tank tops until he's 68 years old, fucks every slampig post-teen that walks into his auto parts store.

She spray tans until she looks like an orange, pops pills and sits on her ass until they retire or get divorced.

Oh, and the own a split level house somewhere relatively affluent until the divorce.

She smokes benson and hedges at the end of the same bar every night, hoping some stupid 20-something falls into her vagina so she can feel sexy again.


Yes, this is every Jersey Shore couple.. EVER.
 
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