Guess who passed a stone?

Daisuke Jigen

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I passed a stone! yay! Only 4 left!

Whoever said that it is the worst pain they have ever felt is a pussy. Mine was the size of a BB and it looks like a burr. It felt like getting blood drawn.

I have it in a specimen cup. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

neobuyer

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Hopefully the rest will be as, or even less painless.

Seriously man, you better do your best to stay online. Otherwise we may miss you.

We want some damn updates! <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Hurry up and pass those stubborn sons-a-bitches!!!
 

evil wasabi

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Hey stick your stones on ebay,have something say they are one of a kind and you went through hell getting them,you wouldnt be lying either,have em go at ohhh $500 each!
 

THEMAN

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I heard you pass a stone if you don't pee a lot. Is that the reason why this happened to you?
 

Lou Gojira

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Hey, was that pussy comment directed at me?! <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0"> Thing is, when I moved mine about 13 years ago (I got a good memory when it comes to unpleasant things), it came on it's own suddenly one day, with no medical help to ease it. Kinda' put my ass on the floor. Sorry if my telling my experience gave you a bad expectation, but I like to think I'm not a pussy...

Glad to hear you're feeling better though. Let's hope those last ones come out as painlessly as the first. One question though, how did you manage to save the stone? I thought OSHA had cracked down to the point to where people couldn't even save teeth after they got them pulled, let alone a kidney stone. You got a cool doctor that'll look the other way on things like that?

Well, again, take care, and I wish you a speedy recovery.
 

Metal Slug

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1 down 4 to go, lets hope the rest are even smaller!

Glad to hear you're making progress buddy!

Hope you have some handheld entertainment with you to while away the time!

And no I dont mean the student Nurses!

[ December 08, 2001: Message edited by: Metal Slug ]
 
S

SUPERNAUT

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Dang if this site ever has an award for who has the biggest balls on this site then I vote Daisuke Jigen. Just the thought of pissin out a stone makes me go pale. Get well soon mate.
 

Daisuke Jigen

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I'm playin plenty of NEO pocket and Wonderswan while I'm passin the time. (and the stones!)

I had to pee a little bit, but not that bad, and that was the moment it decided to make its way out. So I went piss, and it made its way about halfway out. Then I was out of pee. I had pissed everything out of my bladder, and the stone was in my ureter about mid-length of my johnson. I had to sit around and wait and drink water and wait till I had to pee again until it would come out. I tried the shake method (you know, unzip, flip, piss, shake) but that only seemed to lodge it in. I sat on my bed and called my dad and told him I was passing it and told him I'd call him back when I was done.

I named it Steve. Steve the Kidney Stone.
 

aria

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Originally posted by THEMAN, the annhialator of worlds:
<STRONG>I heard you pass a stone if you don't pee a lot. Is that the reason why this happened to you?</STRONG>

It happened to a few people I know, I've heard its really common if you don't drink enough liquids. Make sure to drink something with every meal (booze doesn't count, it dehydrates). It's part of why they tell you to drink at least 5 glasses of water a day.
 

Spike Spiegel

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You... named it Steve? My real name is Steve. I somehow feel... gross. <IMG SRC="smilies/shame.gif" border="0">

Spike
 
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