Greatest News Story You'll Read This Week!

[gamejunkie]

http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_348184146.html

 

[ki_atsushi]

You wouldn't be laughing if you were a student there.

That's fucked up.

 

[gamejunkie]

You wouldn't be laughing if you were a student there.

That's fucked up.

Wouldn't bother me cause Ranch if for gay kids anyway.

 

[TonK]

"its semen"

"animal semem"

 

[Lets Gekiga In]

"its semen"

"animal semem"

LO FREAKING L

Harold and Kumar for the win.

 

[ki_atsushi]

"its semen"

"animal semem"

I was going to post this too. Good man, TonK.

 

[Domino-chan]

One of my buddies posted this in his journal since it was his alma mater. The worst we ever did in HS was food fights.

This is just nasty.

 

[OmegaSaber]

Like half the girls and some of the guys haven't been drinking regularly anyway...

 

[Superfamifreak]

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!!

 

[K_K]

that's insanely badass. someone like that would have been idolized at my school for years to come.

 

[BIG BEAR]

This is a case for Euthanasia. Reminds me of the guy that was urinating in his boss's coffee. Is he still walking the planet?

At Wheaton North High School the mission is to create self-directed students who make sound decisions
In other words this school has assumed the role of the parent and their mission has failed miserably!
BB

 

[K_K]

Wouldn't bother me cause Ranch if for gay kids anyway.

really what the hell kid eats cafeteria food in highschool anyways? and even if they're eating there who eats salad of all things? when i was in highschool you got in your car and went somewhere for lunch, and if they tried to stop you, you just stepped on the gas. or if you didn't have a car you bummed a ride, and if you lacked friends with a car you were prolly a loser and deserved to eat semen.

 

[Orochi_invisibleink]

this one is even more hilarious!
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_349214749.html

 

[SSS]

this one is even more hilarious!
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_349214749.html

the fuck. Reads like a 3rd grader wrote that.

 

[aria]

the fuck. Reads like a 3rd grader wrote that.

It's always a crapshoot when you have TV reporters writing. They were the pretty faces in journalism schools, not necessarily the smart, ugly and eventually jaded guys who end up working strictly in print. The future newscasters were too busy fucking around and using their looks to get laid.

 

[norton9478]

Almost as crazy as dropping LSD in the Teacher's Coffee Pot.