Got change for a cool mil?

Curt

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COVINGTON, Ga. - A woman was caught trying to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Wal-Mart, and was later found with two more of the bills in her purse, police said.
The United States Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but people can buy souvenirs of such a bill at some stores, police said.


"It looks real, but of course there's nothing real about this," Covington Police Chief Stacey Cotton said Tuesday. "People do crazy things all the time. I think it's just another example of some odd things that occur."


A clerk at the store immediately noticed the bill was fake when 35-year-old Alice Regina Pike handed it to her on Friday, Cotton said.


Pike then tried to use two gift cards with only $2.32 of value on them to buy the merchandise, but when that didn't work she again asked if the clerk could cash the $1 million bill, Cotton said. The store then called police.


Pike, of Porterdale, was charged with forgery. There was no listing for her phone number in directory assistance, and she could not be reached for comment Tuesday.


Covington is 32 miles southeast of Atlanta.

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Buro Destruct

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They should've also arrested her for attempting to look like a goddamn man.

Christ what a fucking idiot.
 

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BeefJerky said:
The Bible Belt: Home of the ugliest women on Earth.

LOL amen...

she should win the white trash of the year award, hands down.

i mean wtf is she thinking, even if they bought the bill was real, and the fact a scrub like her had it, she thought they'd have change for a million, LOL.
 

Mike Shagohod

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MistressDragon said:
why would a millionare be shopping at wal-mart, and ask to use a bill that large?

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Like I said... She's a DUMB BITCH!
 

Ghost-Dog

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She's obviously not that bright. Why would someone being charged with forgery be smiling in their mug shot? She's not alltogether there..
 

Curt

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tsukaesugi said:
You're basing your opinion on what, the situation or her picture?

I agree with merc

and I'd say both


She's a dumb *ugly* bitch...
 

Mike Shagohod

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tsukaesugi said:
Okay champ, post your pic.

...well most of the members here know of my ruggedly handsome militant self, and I ain't some DUMB BITCH. *I based my opinion of her being a dumb bitch because a person with even a smidgen of common sense wouldn't try to use a bill that big and expect "change" for it? ---Just dumb shit all around, especially when she knew she had counterfeit money ontop of it all. If she had to get busted it should've been somewhere other than WAL-MART... I mean come on!

MERCENARY X99
 
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