Do you remember the first porn movie you ever watched?

[StevenK]

I do. In fact I can probably remember the first three or four.

The very first was either a 70s or possibly early 80s production and was American. Big hairy bushes and a yellow tinge to all of the camera work. I'm fairly sure the guy, an oldish guy with a jewfro, was supposed to be fucking his niece. I was at a friend's and his older brother put it on, I remember feeling a kind of nauseated excitement in the pit of my stomach and a compelling desire for everyone else there to fuck off for a while. I managed to make it home with the memories stored vividly enough to knock one out.

The second was German with a massive titty whore called Dolly Buster and was my first intro to anal, group sex and DP. Things escalate pretty quickly in porn world. Again, with friends, everyone sitting quietly and looking uncomfortable in their seats.

Third up was the VHS that actually passed from one person to another. I remember waiting an agonisingly long time for my parents and brother to go out at the same time, and to be left alone. The day arrived, and it was all a bit grim. The movie was called animal passions and was exactly as you'd think. First off some guy fucking a pig, another was a woman jerking off a horse into a bin bag, then some slut getting her pussy licked by what looked like an anteater or something. Bizarre. A tricky and perhaps long term psychologically damaging wank.

Thankfully of the three I've managed to maintain a massive titty obsession but let the beastiality and incest slide.

Is it normal to remember these things so clearly, but find yourself wandering round the car park looking for your car 9 times out of 10?

 

[Dr. Jigglin]

Impressive memory because the more I try to remember which one it was it becomes a bit like the Hubble Ultra Deep Field.

 

[DIPSwitchWizard]

Yeah, a bunch of women on an island with large boots that had massive dildos on them. Freaky.

 

[Gaston]

Yea, I remember all of your moms were in them. Was pretty disappointed!

 

[StevenK]

Yea, I remember all of your moms were in them. Was pretty disappointed!

Hoping for dads?

 

[LoneSage]

All right mate?

 

[dollfucker+]

I do. In fact I can probably remember the first three or four.

The very first was either a 70s or possibly early 80s production and was American. Big hairy bushes and a yellow tinge to all of the camera work. I'm fairly sure the guy, an oldish guy with a jewfro, was supposed to be fucking his niece. I was at a friend's and his older brother put it on, I remember feeling a kind of nauseated excitement in the pit of my stomach and a compelling desire for everyone else there to fuck off for a while. I managed to make it home with the memories stored vividly enough to knock one out.

The second was German with a massive titty whore called Dolly Buster and was my first intro to anal, group sex and DP. Things escalate pretty quickly in porn world. Again, with friends, everyone sitting quietly and looking uncomfortable in their seats.

Third up was the VHS that actually passed from one person to another. I remember waiting an agonisingly long time for my parents and brother to go out at the same time, and to be left alone. The day arrived, and it was all a bit grim. The movie was called animal passions and was exactly as you'd think. First off some guy fucking a pig, another was a woman jerking off a horse into a bin bag, then some slut getting her pussy licked by what looked like an anteater or something. Bizarre. A tricky and perhaps long term psychologically damaging wank.

Thankfully of the three I've managed to maintain a massive titty obsession but let the beastiality and incest slide.

Is it normal to remember these things so clearly, but find yourself wandering round the car park looking for your car 9 times out of 10?

how much interracial porn do you watch? specifically, Asian and Wypipo.

 

[LoneSage]

Oh, I get it, this is a response to why you guard what entertainment your children watch. Carry on then.

 

[Tarma]

I vaguely remember it being some awful 70s flick with shakey cameras, and muffs the size of Bayeux Tapestry.

Ugh. It was that bad I'm surprised it only made me prison gay.

 

[prof]

It was the 4th grade, so like 91/92 or so, and I was playing ball in the living room. At some point, the ball ended up landing on top of the entertainment center. It was one of those massive effers that took up most of the wall, so I had to climb up to get it off the top, which was maybe a foot short of the ceiling. While reaching for the ball, I saw a Betamax video tape. No cover or anything, and I don't remember a label, but I thought, hm, that's strange for a tape to be up here. I made a note of it, and pulled it back out when my parents were gone the next day. I had a window a couple days a week because my mom worked part time.

And it was a porno. I don't remember all the details, but it was a parody of the tv sitcom Married With Children. The only name I remember for certain was they called the son Dub instead of Bud. And the girl who played the Peg character had big red hair, and she was a natural between her legs which blew my mind. Even at that age, I had long held a special place for redheads. The Peg character was on top, and she really bounced on it, tig ol bitties going everywhere.

Anyway, my young entrepreneurial mind figured I could make some money off of this remarkable find. So I spread the word among the guys in the 4th grade, and charged 5 bucks a head to come over after school to watch it. Yes, 9 year old prof was hosting stag parties. This happened twice, and I made at least 50 bucks on the deal. Or enough for a new Nintendo game anyway. Well, one of the kids leaked the info to his mom. To this day, I still can't imagine why he would've told his mother about it. Wtf? And his mom called my mom, and that was the end of it.

I don't recall getting in all that much trouble to be honest. And I was fearing the wrath of God. Probably grounded for a week or two, I don't know. But in retrospect, I'll bet my old man was really in the doghouse afterward. In the 30 some years since, I haven't inquired about it to my parents, and I suspect it will stay that way.

 

[StevenK]

It was the 4th grade, so like 91/92 or so, and I was playing ball in the living room. At some point, the ball ended up landing on top of the entertainment center. It was one of those massive effers that took up most of the wall, so I had to climb up to get it off the top, which was maybe a foot short of the ceiling. While reaching for the ball, I saw a Betamax video tape. No cover or anything, and I don't remember a label, but I thought, hm, that's strange for a tape to be up here. I made a note of it, and pulled it back out when my parents were gone the next day. I had a window a couple days a week because my mom worked part time.

And it was a porno. I don't remember all the details, but it was a parody of the tv sitcom Married With Children. The only name I remember for certain was they called the son Dub instead of Bud. And the girl who played the Peg character had big red hair, and she was a natural between her legs which blew my mind. Even at that age, I had long held a special place for redheads. The Peg character was on top, and she really bounced on it, tig ol bitties going everywhere.

Anyway, my young entrepreneurial mind figured I could make some money off of this remarkable find. So I spread the word among the guys in the 4th grade, and charged 5 bucks a head to come over after school to watch it. Yes, 9 year old prof was hosting stag parties. This happened twice, and I made at least 50 bucks on the deal. Or enough for a new Nintendo game anyway. Well, one of the kids leaked the info to his mom. To this day, I still can't imagine why he would've told his mother about it. Wtf? And his mom called my mom, and that was the end of it.

I don't recall getting in all that much trouble to be honest. And I was fearing the wrath of God. Probably grounded for a week or two, I don't know. But in retrospect, I'll bet my old man was really in the doghouse afterward. In the 30 some years since, I haven't inquired about it to my parents, and I suspect it will stay that way.

That's a great story

 

[Kid Panda]

I know my first one. I was 13 and my buddy let me "borrow" his dad's copy of Educating Nina.
Never forgot that week.

 

[Tarma]

But, did you find it educating?

 

[Burning Fight!!]

I have no idea but I know it was european, somehow. How did I not end up with the ilikeitalianwomen username I wonder

 

[Fygee]

I had three. Where The Boys Aren't 6, EXXXTreme Sex 2 (not actually extreme), and one that was Asian themed. All Vivid Interactive VCDs (yes, video CDs, not DVDs) that I played on my old IBM 486SX 33 using what I'm pretty sure was the first, if not one of the first versions of Quicktime.

A friend of mine in high school had a part time job at a local computer store, and they just so happened to sell porn VCDs as well. He'd smuggle some of them every now and then and resell them at school. Used my week's lunch money to snag all three.

Was 15 at the time (1996), and while I'd technically seen some in magazines and listening in on scrambled cable channels, those were my first real ones.

Funny to think how far we've come since then with porn being ridiculously accessible now.

 

[HornheaDD]

The only one that comes to mind is one called "Never Enough." My best friends dad had a massive collection of playboys, and he had some pornos. After that it was "2069 a Sex Oddysee" which if I recall was moreso a softcore T&A flick that showed Swedish bush. After that it was one I remember fondly - Saddletramp, with Hyapatia Lee and a young Nina Hartley. Good shit.

I still quote Saddletramp to this day. It was a 'western' and one cowboy goes into a brothel and the gal asks him "what can I do for you today?" And the guy says "Whah, meuss Lilly, Ah wawnt some pussay!" And then he fucked Miss Lilly into oblivion.

But Never Enough was definitely the first real porn flick I saw as a preteen. I remember it sounded dubbed into english and there's this one part where like 5 dudes are around a girl on her knees and shes blowing em. One guy pushes another and the pushed guy says "Hey dont push asshole" or something like that. It was fuckin goofy.

 

[Taiso]

I want to say it was something my dad brought home and left on the TV stand. I don't remember the name but I remember my mom being REALLY pissed off about it. So, of course, I wanted to see what it was all about.

The only part I remember was all of these girls leaning over a table and a guy sticking various sized butt plugs up their asses one after another.

My mom caught me watching it and she unleashed hell for the entire weekend over it. Me and my dad both suffered lol

The first one I ever saw on my own freely was, I think, called Taxi Girls and was about these women being tired of being hookers and deciding to start their own taxi service, which angered the male run taxi company in the area, which resulted in some, uh, 'retaliation' against them. The girls eventually turned the tables, got away from them and then...I don't really remember how it ended.

Jack Horner from Boogie Nights would have approved because it had a story.

 

[nuke sc]

Wish I could remember a videotape although I’m not sure I ever had that experience tbh. All I remember is finding a fat stack of my uncle's hustlers and playboys with my cousin in a schoolbus that he wanted to salvage the engine from that sat in his front yard until he died, completely full of junk storage.
I also remember destroying our first PC with viruses several times. I was too young and dumb to know how to delete browser history and I’m sure my father was horrified.

 

[wyo]

Don't remember exactly but this kid I knew in high school had the bootleg porno tape hookup. I vividly remember going to Amsterdam in '96 and browsing sex shops in the red light district. All kinds of crazy shit on display, the likes of which I never saw before or since. Presumably some of it is now illegal but idk tbh.

 

[cum_drops]

The Big Thrill, starring one Peter North.

 

[Azathoth]

I don't remember all the details, but it was a parody of the tv sitcom Married With Children.

I worked at a video store in high school that had an adult section, if it's the same one it was called "Married...With Hormones".

 

[Ralfakick]

I remember we would get scrambled channels of Playboy at home and later the Spice Channel

One day I was over my Grandmother’s house and my Uncle had a room there, in hindsight I don’t know where he was many nights. I didn’t find him cool or anything and he smoked alot but he had a Coleco I coveted there he didnt play he kept in a box behind a chair in their breezeway. He kept a copy of Billy Joel’s the stranger there also and that album cover creeped me out at the time. He worked for a tv repair/ sales company. In his room he had old baseball cards I would look at with knothole pictures I think they were Bowman, and a cable box that you could click to the next channel. It had a limited number of channels but one day I was in his room and found out one of the high channels had the Playboy channel completely unscrambled.

My parents got the Philadelphia Inquirer which is our daily paper and they had movie times including x rated showings with names of the headliners. I don’t remember who she was but she was a headliner, she had big tits and that was part of her name and the movie I watched that night had her in it on the Playboy channel thats about all I remember that and a blonde wearing glasses playing with herself I thought was pretty hot, and Ive loved blondes with glasses ever since.

Probably somewhere between third and fifth grade I would imagine.

A better story I was in sixth or seventh grade and a friend of mine sold dirty mags I think they were called Genesis? Anyway he said he would bring one on the bus we could look at. We had two female friends named Betsy and Heather. Betsy I remember was very cute but she had a crooked nose if you saw it from an angle. Heather was chunky but fun. Anyway I got on the bus and we sat in the back of the bus and my friend was holding up the centerfold. I didnt even really see it Heather said it was disgusting, took the the mag out of his hands and gave it to the bus driver. My friend and i both got called down ot the assistant principal’s office separately and I was in his office with the mag on his desk lol. I told him I didn’t even see it. My friend got punished they sent a letter home to my parents, I asked the principal if they were going to let my parents know and I could tell they were lying when they said they weren’t, i got it before my parents did and ripped it up lol. My friend’s Father had a plumbing business he took over and he advertises in Clipper magazine with his family, recently I was over my parents house and they had the magazine and I told them the story and how they never even knew lol.

 

[neo_mao]

I do remember. it was called “Joint Venture”. I even found a link to the full movie:

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[Ralfakick]

I worked at a video store in high school that had an adult section, if it's the same one it was called "Married...With Hormones".

I worked at a local video store after the Microplay I worked at closed. I didn’t go to the store so I don’t know why I applied there but I got a job there and discovered the porno section was bigger than the regular store. Every tape had a number starting with a U and then G for gay or b for bisexual I don’t remember the other codes but that way you didnt have to open it up, Friday night was big porno rental night and I would be suprised how many straight couples would rent gay dude movies and one young asian guy would rent granny movies every weekend.

I rented Debbie does Dallas to watch with my friends, I didn’t rent or see but I remember Backdoor Bradys (like the Brady Bunch parody), Fuck me I’m Horny and Ugly, and Period Pussy.

They used to get a porno screener magazine and when I quit they told me 8 would miss the convention in Atlantic City that year.

 

[NeoSneth]

This one friend's dad had some VHS tapes. those obviously rotated the friend group in high school.
I dont remember specifics, but they definitely didn't seem modern.