It took a while but Germany finally won control of Europe.
Hehe, see how parochial we've become? Last two times I know it was, at the very least, about our world domination. But yeah, Europe... next in line is Poland. They want their judges to be elected within the same system that we Germans use. But
we are a ripe democracy and what is Poland in comparison? Those ungrateful, eastern antisemitic savages should shut the fuck up, take the Euro and become the next Greece. That's the common German narrative.
Except that it's a completely fabricated part of an actual image war between those, who started WWII and those who deeply suffered from it. Antisemitic? Half of the Polish government has jewish roots, including Kaczynski, so do influential reporters like Bronislaw Wildstein or Damian Diaz and Poland's First Lady - while the opposition is paid from German pockets with their key figure Donald 'special place in hell' Tusk praising himself to have a grandfather, who successfully served in the Wehrmacht. Naturally, he was the perfect choice for the President of the European Council.
Winning control over Europe? Damn... who the fuck we think we are.