Anyone here take Metamucil?

Segata_Sanshiro

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I hear it makes you shit at the same time every day, and they're really clean, easy shits. I might try it. If shit-time doesn't occur during work hours though I'll have to stop taking it awhile and try again or something
 

WoodyXP

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I take metamucil with every meal. It's good stuff. It turns your stool into an orange, slimy sponge that just slides out of your ass when you sit down on the toilet. I highly recommend it.
 

SouthtownKid

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I take metamucil with every meal. It's good stuff. It turns your stool into an orange, slimy sponge that just slides out of your ass when you sit down on the toilet. I highly recommend it.

Well with a testimonial like that, how can we refuse?
 

Takumaji

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You guys need pills to take a good shit?

Hmmm...
 

Rade K

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I do this thing where I eat fruits and vegetables instead.
 

Rade K

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That and exercising. :multi_co:

Yeah. I started going to the gym three times a week again and it really shows in the quality of my stool.

Every one looks like a perfectly formed Octoberfest sausage.
 

Rade K

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I bet kernow's been shitting soup for his entire life.
 

GregN

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Drinking lots of water will help too.
 

BigTinz

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Christ, just eat fruit and exercise....






Not that I would know.
 

Wombie

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I kinda regret reading this thread.

Way too much information for my liking... :eek_2:
 
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