12/21/2012 - End of times thread

[Tacitus]

 

[68k]

We made it!

Now if we can just sneak by that Hopi Indian Blue Star thing we will be in the clear until Nostradamus' end of time prediction.

 

[GohanX]

It was weird this morning. My dogs weren't very annoying or loud and when I let them out, the skies were really clear. My wife made me an omelete but forgot to put bacon in it. It was delicious, but I didn't stuff my face.

Since it's "the apocalypse", I was a bit worried about dying today and I pondered that as I jumped into my convertible. As I drove into work, I pulled up to a stoplight and checked the mirrors. I didn't see a single criminal today!

A few of my friends called and asked me to play a pickup game... I've been tearing up the courts lately, almost Jordan like.

I saw the cops and they didn't even bother me once! I went to my buddy's place, played craps for a little bit and watched some videos.

Later on, the sky was strangely empty, except for the Goodyear dirigible flying over my house and it said, "VT's a pimp."

I have to say, it has actually been a pretty good day so far.

Exquisite!

 

[Late]

The future shall be ancient days reborn in understanding.

 

[Taiso]

I ordered RE6 this morning as a gift to myself. Is that Doomsday enough for you?

A true sign of the apocalypse would be if Capcom spent three months developing a FREE patch that fixed the game's many problems.

When that happens, it's time to hit your bucket list hard.

 

[Adderall]

...after being inspired to take a long hard look and walk through the grave yard of D.C., I saw the reason why, after I touched the black hole below Einstiens statue and the number 7 etched in the Pearl Harbor Event words at the World War two memorial, before I noticed the new fence around the Washington Monument.

Thinking deeply about this, I saw 2112, and the Heavy Mass object, the line up with the super massive black hole in the center of the milky way, with our Sun on the last Sabbath Day of time, Friday 2112. and looked at the earthquake pattern and considered, who would be smart enough to open up the so called stargate of death, the black hole, where mass, flesh, is fallen ...is fallen in Babylon, prophetic Babylon? Who would build nuclear sites and as 2112 gets close we see a massive quake in Japan, and then this other one in the same area on the 7th Day Advent, December 7, the last shortest Sabbath Day of Time and it falls on Pearl Harbor Day, which lead to two wmd event, like a meltdown at Fukushima and the quake 5 miles away from the nuclear plant in Virginia, after the zero hour zero interest 666 debt ceiling speech. The only thing that comes to mind is a battle, between our Father in Christ and Lucifer, defined by the command to keep the Sabbath Day Holy in agreement with the risen and sustaining mercy of our Father in Christ.

Have no doubt, this is the Truth, not a choice. Every knee shall bow in agreement with the mercy of our Father in Christ and then be Holy risen in, having obeyed the command and be rewarded with ''come up hither''.

NOW IS THE TIME TO AGREE. Do not buy sell or trade the mark of the beast. Do not provide labor unto the beast, and remember to keep the Sabbath Day Holy. There are only two Sabbath Days left now, at the end of 6000 years on 2112, lined up with the black hole.

Hallelujah!!!

Tell everyone you know, QUICKLY. DO IT NOW! You will be held to account for silence and disbelief.

 

[Poonman]

The future shall be ancient days reborn in understanding.

All hail! Get that bullshit sand religion out of northern europe and bring back the old gods.

On topic, my internet wasn't working this morning and at around 4am my house rumbled and my room lit up with what I thought was lightning...but it was a snowplow.

 

[Late]

All hail! Get that bullshit sand religion out of northern europe and bring back the old gods.

*High five*

What does Middle-Eastern slave cant got to do with me?

Throw out Christ and bring back Thor/Ukko.

 

[Taiso]

All hail! Get that bullshit sand religion out of northern europe and bring back the old gods.

 

[Poonman]

*High five*

What does Middle-Eastern slave cant got to do with me?

Throw out Christ and bring back Thor/Ukko.

Or Perkele as he is known to the Fins (or Perun as we called him in my neck of the woods).
Paganism whether Germanic, Slavic, Hellenic or whatever was all pretty much the same stuff but it was tailored to the identity/culture/land of the people...until Christianity steam rolled it over with guilt ridden, weakness extolling, faggot assed bullshit.

What I love about that pic is how much that church looked like a giant middle finger that said: "Fuck you, Norway: you're ours now" and setting it ablaze was someones way of saying "NO, I have a better idea: fuck YOU".

It's too bad people who share our sentiments are so few and far apart.

 

[Sex Machine]

I'm longing for the return of Jupiter.

 

[Poonman]

That right there is a mans god. Who's gonna put THAT nigga up on a cross?

Fucking nobody, that's who.

 

[Fuzzytaco]

Or Perkele as he is known to the Fins (or Perun as we called him in my neck of the woods).
Paganism whether Germanic, Slavic, Hellenic or whatever was all pretty much the same stuff but it was tailored to the identity/culture/land of the people...until Christianity steam rolled it over with guilt ridden, weakness extolling, faggot assed bullshit.

What I love about that pic is how much that church looked like a giant middle finger that said: "Fuck you, Norway: you're ours now" and setting it ablaze was someones way of saying "NO, I have a better idea: fuck YOU".

It's too bad people who share our sentiments are so few and far apart.

That Middle Earthen slave died to save you savages from Sauron, or whatever the hell that gobbledygook in the bible says, I don't know.
Cheers to the world not ending today, giving me the oppurtunity to keep slowly poisoning my liver.

 

[Late]

It's too bad people who share our sentiments are so few and far apart.

True,We were the last and the best, there was a heaven on earth, but alas, it was foiled. Thank you Anglo-American cultural forces, please drink Coca-Cola on your way out!

 

[aria]

Fellow Civ5 players can reenact it, sort of, with the following Steam achievement:

 

[Dr Shroom]

Why would Galactus go for the worst part of earth first?

 

[alphagamer]

All hail! Get that bullshit sand religion out of northern europe and bring back the old gods.

Retro gods on a retro gaming site, makes sense.

 

[Hot Chocolate]

And here I thought me liking a animated disney movie was the first sign of the end

 

[Lagduf]

...until Christianity steam rolled it over with guilt ridden, weakness extolling, faggot assed bullshit.

Which is hilarious since the Romans used the sword to spread their newfound guilt ridden, weakness extolling, faggot assed bullshit religion.

 

[Takumaji]

No end of the world, no fires, no vulcanoes spitting fire...

You can't trust no old predictions anymore.

 

[OrochiEddie]

People still alive over here sadly.

 

[Tron]

You really want rangarok to happen don't you To quote thor have at thee!"

 

[neojedi]

Annnnd I'll just leave this here:

The Onion: Mayan Word For 'Apocalypse' Actually Translates More Accurately As 'Time Of Pale Obese Gun Monsters'

 

[Lagduf]

Where do I buy this Odin action figure and how much?

Fuck that is legit.

 

[Late]

A Cactuar bumming the world!

10,000 Needles!