It was weird this morning. My dogs weren't very annoying or loud and when I let them out, the skies were really clear. My wife made me an omelete but forgot to put bacon in it. It was delicious, but I didn't stuff my face.
Since it's "the apocalypse", I was a bit worried about dying today and I pondered that as I jumped into my convertible. As I drove into work, I pulled up to a stoplight and checked the mirrors. I didn't see a single criminal today!
A few of my friends called and asked me to play a pickup game... I've been tearing up the courts lately, almost Jordan like.
I saw the cops and they didn't even bother me once! I went to my buddy's place, played craps for a little bit and watched some videos.
Later on, the sky was strangely empty, except for the Goodyear dirigible flying over my house and it said, "VT's a pimp."
I have to say, it has actually been a pretty good day so far.