Texas road signs hacked! warnings of zombies!

[Retrogamer]

I burst out laughing when I read about this! I know I shouldn't but its pure gold!

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

 

[NEOFREAK9189]

hahhahahahah that was so funny

 

[genjiglove]

Speculation among the tech-savvy on the Internet is that the signs were inspired by the video game Call of Duty 5, World at War, which is the top game in the country right now and features "nazi zombies," or an upcoming movie about zombies called "Dead Snow" (an official selection at Sundance '09). There are also several online sites that teach people how to break into these construction signs.

It all makes sense now.

 

[SouthtownKid]

I love when the girl says it could be a big problem because people might not know where to go. Woo.

 

[Maury V.]

KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD!!

 

[ilazul]

This happened in front of the lee highway multiplex here in arlington, VA around 8 months ago. We figured it was a promo for some movie.

It said WARNING! ZOMBIE ATTACK!

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I don't get how some people were mad. Grow a fucking funny bone, you stuffy douche bags. If I saw that I would have laughed my ass off.

 

[Average Joe]

Not funny due to the 'boy who cried wolf' mentality it can create.

When the world really does become overrun with a zombie infestation nobody will take the posted warnings seriously.

 

[SonGohan]

This is my biggest fear in the world, and if I saw those signs I would literally shit my pants and seriously start zig-zagging through traffic, cutting people off, and/or other general uncontrolable shit.

 

[OMFG]

Make sure you have your "Zombie Plan" ready at all times.

 

[Retrogamer]

Make sure you have your "Zombie Plan" ready at all times.

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1233426536&sr=8-1

 

[Comrade Porn King Mikhail]

Keep this shit in your car at ALL times!

 

[Duck King]

KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD!!

ha you beat me to it

funny stuff! must have been a slow day for the news people if the "top story" was about hackers messing with road signs lol

 

[lithy]

Is zombie rape a big fear?

If not, what else are the condoms for in your Zombie survival kit...

Maybe you can politely ask the undead to cover up his rotting corpse penis before he sticks it in.

At least they'd be active in bed though.


UUUUUNNNGH!

 

[Comrade Porn King Mikhail]

Make em say UUUUUNNNGH, na nah na na!

The condoms are for the poor women you have to rescue from the zombies. You don't want to catch herpes early into the outbreak. You still have years to live and you definitely don't want to have to deal with that shit w/out prescription meds.

 

[LoneSage]

I saw Return of the Living Dead last night, the little slut who strips in the cemetary and then gets eaten by zombies is a turn-on

 

[K_K]

so they setup zombie signs in the ghetto of town. i'm surprised there weren't any shootings.

 

[aria]

Hilarious.

 

[Insaneclown]

Awesome!!! Hahah!

 

[Kim Kaphwan]

When a zombie pendemic arises, you can only turn to one man.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGoakTn1ao

 

[Maury V.]

I'm reading World War Z right now so i'm semi-prepared.

 

[norton9478]

KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD!!

I have an Madonna Pap Smear for sale...
It used to even have two pubic hairs in there... But I showed it to this one asshole. And he stole one of them.

 

[Maury V.]

I have an Madonna Pap Smear for sale...
It used to even have two pubic hairs in there... But I showed it to this one asshole. And he stole one of them.

It's funny, i'm going to Austin next weekend (first time in two years) and i'm going to hang out in sixth street. I've never been (edit: to sixth street) and i'm looking forward to seeing what it's all about.

 

[abasuto]

Good stuff.

I can only hope for a full fledged zombie invasion one day, until then, I'll just watch the RNC highlights on C-SPAN.

 

[norton9478]

] I've never been and i'm looking forward to seeing what it's all about.

And remember: the passion for destruction is also a creative passion.