@Mikey - You're always in my dreams. Except the part where you start pistol whipping. Sorry, but I'm the top
@Ryan - What you forgot to mention was that it was 12 copies of SHAQ FU. Shit, you should have paid ME to take that off your hands. And no need to get nasty about boy-whores. I'm an equal opportunity employer, after all that's how I met you in the first place, right working lad? But yes, I am indeed a stupid son of a bitch. I should have used protection with your girlfriend. Now I got this itch and it's all red down there...
@Dave - seriously? If you need to know one thing about me, it's that you shouldn't leave me alone with your sealed Neo CD stock. Not unless you want sticky fingerprint markings on the shrinkwrap
@Mr. J - I completely agree, except that sex is more important than smack.
Never fear people, I now offer two, yes TWO manual baggies with each of my cart purchases. If for any reason you are dissatisfied with whatever body fluids reside on the original baggies, you now have a minty fresh substitute!
Sincerely,
Mikhail