Potential mission for the man they call TonK

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Steve

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http://www.japangamestock.com/bounty.php


Wow, never seen this done before. JAPANGAMESTOCK PUTS OUT A BOUNTY!

Right or wrong, good or bad, it's pretty fucken epic :lol:


"This person is owing 285USD to Japangamestock..Your mission will be by any methods to get him to pay that amount of money to us..Call him..visit him Make him pay by ANY methods"


It's almost pseudo-mercenary-like, heh heh... and all they needed there to truly make it unforgettable would have been to add in "should you choose to accept it" following "Your mission" :tickled:
 
rarehero

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dude.
the guy's a collector.
buying a virtual boy from japan?
I'm sure he'll get what's coming to him.
karma's like that.
 
OMFG

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TonK said:
Time to bounce.

They have any clue how illegal that is? LOL.
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They probably have no clue, but I'm a big believer in the personal recovery process.

A personal wall to wall conversation with scammers usually produces results.
 
Mike Shagohod

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Well I've done enough business with JGS that I'd like to help them. And I did work in collections in the late 90s for a loan shark... but my fees would have to be more than a measly $100USD. I mean come on! I'm thinking "compensation" here when I'm in Japan. :D
 
NeoSneth

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if they are not based in the USA, i doubt they give a fuck about legality.

it's AL, someone will come knocking with a baseball bat.
 
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NeoSneth said:
if they are not based in the USA, i doubt they give a fuck about legality.

it's AL, someone will come knocking with a baseball bat.
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Not for $100

If the reward was $1000 - I'd help.
 
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Hah.....yea I've been working on this "case" for a while now.

That guy lives not too far away from me, I've tried emailing from a legit sounding mail service and then relentless spam from another account.

I also got bored and called him...no answer. I'm tempted to just arrange a Box spam on his address
 
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Mercenary X99 said:
Well I've done enough business with JGS that I'd like to help them. And I did work in collections in the late 90s for a loan shark... but my fees would have to be more than a measly $100USD. I mean come on! I'm thinking "compensation" here when I'm in Japan. :D
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I like to see some body take action merc i've given jgs alot of business too over the years ;)
 
Mike Shagohod

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Tron said:
I like to see some body take action merc i've given jgs alot of business too over the years ;)
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If JGS wants to negotiate "good times" in Japan (when I get there, so it's not like they have to pony up the compensation right away) I'd probably don the steel toe black engineer boots, put on the fork puncher, jump in mah Manly man pickup truck and head on out the door.

But when this Barbarian arrives in Japan, I expect to be treated like a king for at least 24 hours. Full service. Limos, bitches sucking mah cock (two on each side) while the limo drives through the heart of Tokyo... and more.

I seriously doubt this would be granted, so I'm back to being bored again.

:(
 
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Hey Merc,that could make some epic roadmovie material:D
 
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ratson said:
Hey Merc,that could make some epic roadmovie material:D
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Interested in producing LIVE HARD/STONED Production Studios International with me? This could be my big break. I basically invade nations and floss hardcore, owning women, playing video games, hanging out with gangsters, and start a few chapters of Fight Club before leaving to do it all again somewhere else. We'll all land safely back at Cobra Command in Holland and blaze up. The episode where I walk into a club and wave my hand at thicky thicks and attractive fat girls and say:

"Suck Me." and they do would be awesome. All the while pouring beer down my shaft and into their...

Wait a second. What's this thread about? :eye::eye:
 
ratson

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Mercenary X99 said:
Interested in producing LIVE HARD/STONED Production Studios International with me? This could be my big break. I basically invade nations and floss hardcore, owning women, playing video games, hanging out with gangsters, and start a few chapters of Fight Club before leaving to do it all again somewhere else. We'll all land safely back at Cobra Command in Holland and blaze up. The episode where I walk into a club and wave my hand at thicky thicks and attractive fat girls and say:

"Suck Me." and they do would be awesome. All the while pouring beer down my shaft and into their...

Wait a second. What's this thread about? :eye::eye:
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:lol:,i should've been more clear i mean a script about looking up scammers and making them pay more than just the money.By the time they wake up again,the fridge is empty and their hole family,dog included,buttraped beyond recognition(to you the honours on the buttrape,i don't use the backdoor,no worries i'll pay some crackwhore with a strap-on to do the dog)
 
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ratson said:
Hey Merc,that could make some epic roadmovie material:D
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LOL! It would be. Be like Sexdrive except without the whole teenager looking for sex. Simply be a bad ass man looking to take justice into his own hands and be rewarded with being treated like a king in Japan when he gets there, lol.

Be a movie I pay $10 for, for damn sure.

The whole Japanese game site puts out a "bounty" for a man who stole $285 worth of gaming items alone is HILARIOUS :D

Merc loading up the truck and strapping on his steel toe boots as he smokes a joint would make it EPIC.
 
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hahahaHAHAHA! Mom n pop gameshop in japan putting out a bounty. They need to go hire the local neighborhood Yakuza or hire some ninja and offer games as compensation.

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He's comin and he's being paid in sealed Taromarus and Radiant Silverguns. lol

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Mercenary X99 said:
Interested in producing LIVE HARD/STONED Production Studios International with me? This could be my big break. I basically invade nations and floss hardcore, owning women, playing video games, hanging out with gangsters, and start a few chapters of Fight Club before leaving to do it all again somewhere else. We'll all land safely back at Cobra Command in Holland and blaze up. The episode where I walk into a club and wave my hand at thicky thicks and attractive fat girls and say:

"Suck Me." and they do would be awesome. All the while pouring beer down my shaft and into their...

Wait a second. What's this thread about? :eye::eye:
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It's about this now. :mr_t:
 
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