How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?

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not very much...the dog my family bought while I was away at school is already starting to get on my nerves.

Training them as a puppy is the worst part of dog ownership. Sure they're cute, but loads of trouble with the crating, constant barking, shitting everywhere, chewing on everything and not listening.
 
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syringe said:
not very much...the dog my family bought while I was away at school is already starting to get on my nerves.

Training them as a puppy is the worst part of dog ownership. Sure they're cute, but loads of trouble with the crating, constant barking, shitting everywhere, chewing on everything and not listening.
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Seven figures and I'm huntin' for puppychow.
 
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man that interviewer/camera man must of had a homosexual gaYdar on his camera to interview all those homosexuals.

I PROLLY DO IT FOR $1000 BUT I WILL LOVE THE PUPPY! but remember its illegal so i would have to have some immunity from law b4 i do it.

and then i would go to a pound and pay about $50 to save a couple puppies from death then give them to some1 who wont kill and then hmmm what to do with the rest. prolly about $50 worth of candy. there is something called RIPS which are oh so good i think they are WARHEAD candy chews or something i buy 50 of those. after that i prolly pay of the credit card.

how would i kill it? if lethal injection is an option obviously that. if not then i drown the poor pup. sadly he must die so 2 other pups can live. :crying:
 
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Sgnodfogabaffuh said:
you dont need money to kill God's mistakes.

I mean, look what Hitler did. You think he got paid?
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I chuckled at this.

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Probably $zero.

I have no muscle strength to speak of in my arms, I think the puppy would mistake my chokehold for a very soothing massage.

But give me $1,000 and I'll rub the belly of a puppy for 24 hours without breaking for food or water.
 
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bokmeow said:
Probably $zero.

I have no muscle strength to speak of in my arms, I think the puppy would mistake my chokehold for a very soothing massage.
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you could hold him still till he starves to death.
 
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i'd kill a puppy for free. i hate dogs.
 
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hmm.... Chuauaha puppies I'd kill them for free. Actual cute puppies, now thats going to start costing you.
 
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What if it was a chiuahua?

I hate those fucking things.

They're large rats, not dogs.
 
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In that case i wouldn't even touch the fuckers i'd just call an exterminator
 
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Depends on the breed. I would gladly take a job snuffing out ankle biter puppies in order to stop all those insipid celebutants from carrying them around in Louis Vuitton handbags, but I have far more respect for mid to large sized dogs than I do most people.
 
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Didn't click on that top link, but it would that a real fucking piece of shit to even think of killing a puppy just for meanness. :very_ang: Why don't you try killing Mike Tyson with your bare hands you fucking pussy! :very_ang:

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Those dogs in that pic are worth $500.00 and up.
 
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Id never kill one of those little fuckers.
Unless it was for a NG-MVS cabinet. And Garou. And Samsho 2. And Matrimilee. And metal slug 3 and x. And All K.O.F s. Then i would be all too happy too rip its head off and chew its brain,
 
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