Comrade Porn King Mikhail
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Looking at the credits in the manual we have the following options:
1) Ben Herman - the president responsible for butchering this release
2) Eric Feiner / Mark Rudolph - the marketing suits who gave up on the Neo faithful in order to appease the prepubescent GBA crowd
3) Yvonne Rodriguez - the executive assistant who must have Lewinskied someone to appear in the credits
4) All of the Above
On pure basis of the act itself, I'd recommend Yvonne since she's probably handled it before.
OK, so whose bright idea was it to
- blend and shake as many previous elements as possible into one huge rehash
- introduce the annoying collecting element into a straight mindless shooter
- use the same sound for hitting any enemy as the one for shooting out a hidden spot
- give the most hideous respawning possible for those of us who actually need to go back up that tree branch the rescue the hostage holding the precious frigging "bread" card we're missing
- create the most lackluster bosses the MS series has ever seen
- give us those wonderful "classic" Ninja Gaiden scenarious of being constantly hit by something that knocks the character into a deep pit of death
I want to love this game. I want a superb portable Metal Slug that properly represents the best that the Neo Geo, and possibly the 2-D action shooter genre, has to offer. I also want world peace and a four-way with triplets (twins are so yesterday, plus this way you can have a blonde, brunette AND redhead).
Sincerely,
Mikhail
1) Ben Herman - the president responsible for butchering this release
2) Eric Feiner / Mark Rudolph - the marketing suits who gave up on the Neo faithful in order to appease the prepubescent GBA crowd
3) Yvonne Rodriguez - the executive assistant who must have Lewinskied someone to appear in the credits
4) All of the Above
On pure basis of the act itself, I'd recommend Yvonne since she's probably handled it before.
OK, so whose bright idea was it to
- blend and shake as many previous elements as possible into one huge rehash
- introduce the annoying collecting element into a straight mindless shooter
- use the same sound for hitting any enemy as the one for shooting out a hidden spot
- give the most hideous respawning possible for those of us who actually need to go back up that tree branch the rescue the hostage holding the precious frigging "bread" card we're missing
- create the most lackluster bosses the MS series has ever seen
- give us those wonderful "classic" Ninja Gaiden scenarious of being constantly hit by something that knocks the character into a deep pit of death
I want to love this game. I want a superb portable Metal Slug that properly represents the best that the Neo Geo, and possibly the 2-D action shooter genre, has to offer. I also want world peace and a four-way with triplets (twins are so yesterday, plus this way you can have a blonde, brunette AND redhead).
Sincerely,
Mikhail
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