Behold the NeoGeo Mini Big...

[OCEAN] · Feb 19, 2019

Well, it seems SNK has definitely gone nuts. Here's their latest product in our beloved NeoGeo Mini line:

And the Rakuten link, just in case someone feels the necessity of sleeping over a plush miniature arcade gone big: https://item.rakuten.co.jp/gantakushop/10000012/?scid=af_pc_etc&sc2id=af_101_0_0

jeffkun34 · Feb 19, 2019

That’s cute, it even has a hole to slap the sex toy of your choice into. SNK truly knows their market.

ysselcneogeo · Feb 19, 2019

Why cant they just take the fucking mini and make a arcade1up style mini candy cab? Something that people would actually want.

wataru330 · Feb 19, 2019

ysselcneogeo said:
Why cant they just take the fucking mini and make a arcade1up style mini candy cab? Something that people would actually want.

Nobody wants that.

BlackaneseNiNjA · Feb 19, 2019

ysselcneogeo said:
...arcade1up style mini candy cab...

That’s exactly what I thought this was when I saw the thread title. :lolz:

famicommander · Feb 19, 2019

How many people on this site will buy that stupid shit?

StevenK · Feb 19, 2019

I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?

Neo Alec · Feb 19, 2019

This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

suicidekiller · Feb 19, 2019

200 bucks for a pillow which on top looks uncomfortable and ugly as hell :spock:

Dr. Jigglin · Feb 19, 2019

StevenK said:
I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?

Japanese people sleep practically anywhere, trains, parks, up against a wall, on a railing... It's a thing.

theMot · Feb 20, 2019

The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.

[OCEAN] · Feb 20, 2019

Neo Alec said:
This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

Sure thing, yet the product itself (and its price!) is strange as hell. I mean, most of the stuff in the NeoGeo Land shop was merchandising based on SNK's games and characters, but this... is just weird stuff. 100% sure it will sell out though, since it seems to be a limited edition.

Gaston · Feb 20, 2019

At least it has plenty of white so you won't see the cum stains.

Hasuki-san · Feb 20, 2019

if you drill a hole in the screen you can use it as a mobile camping toilet. So still useful

KRONOS · Feb 21, 2019

I'm assuming the Japanese text means it's a self-suffocation device after you realize the neo mini is chit.

Yoshi · Feb 21, 2019

theMot said:
The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.

Massive Urethra Chode · Feb 21, 2019

as if the neogeo mini design is iconic enough to warrant an entire massive plush

Dr. Jigglin · Feb 22, 2019

Massive Urethra Chode said:
as if the neogeo mini design is iconic enough to warrant an entire massive plush

Quiet you or you'll upset all the manbabies here who bought one.

NGT · Feb 22, 2019

Inb4 someone tries to gut it and put a screen in it, lol

kingcuckmelon1 · Feb 23, 2019

My daughter would love that

damasco · Feb 23, 2019

Almost 200e for that shit.... and there is not even a toshiba tube inside

TMOSteel · Mar 4, 2019

theMot said:
The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.

So like Dick in a Box 'cept its an MVS Mini?

gray117 · Mar 19, 2019

Neo Alec said:
This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

It was cool to see some of the art repros+prints. But yep.

Still, for the people that want this kind of stuff I suppose it's better than the body pillows route... and odd cg avatar outreaches..

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