I've never seen a team do so fucking little to enhance the quality of life in a game. We are still working on dust valuations and daily gold earnings that were drawn up when there was only one set of cards. Where are the fucking achievements? Why can I not complete quests against the AI via the innkeeper or dungeon runs? Why do they force us to spend hours facing net decks to complete stupid shit like playing 10 minions with divine shield, or any of the stupid hunter quests, for that matter?
The hilarious irony of their complete ineptitude is their promises that wild won't be a second-rate mode. I mean, they've done fucking NOTHING to promote wild play, yet, it succeeds as a mode containing a variety of different decks. Standard is a bullshit snoozefest and wild is only succeeding in spite of them. It seems to mimick Hearthstone's overall success.
I've never seen a company so fucking stingy with their customers. All of Blizzard's IPs have sales except Hearthstone. Since it's launch, we've had one special --the welcome bundle. Preordering the game nets you 2, MAYBE 3 legendaries, and a small handful of epics --nothing to get you competing with other players. It's the equivalent of giving you 3 squares of toiletpaper and throwing you into a Mexican buffet.
I am ashamed to admit that I've spent thousands of dollars on this game. I have nothing to show for it. I can't trade or sell my cards. The game generously gives you a quarter of their value in trade, though. It's fucking laughable, and most people are vocal about their displeasure until Brode releases a stupidass rap video that somehow placates them until the next expansion.
Seriously, man. Same fucking boring ladder. Same boring net-decks. No tournament mode. No custom brawls between friends. They shit out 500 cards a year, give us a cardback for having a pulse, and rap about elves instead of balancing their game or addressing real fucking issues with their game.
It's amazing. Their game is only succeeding in spite of them being monkeys. I can't wait for when the profits start slipping and then all the shit people have been clamoring for become real features nobody longer cares about.