For some reason it's not working out for me I'm unable to get the games I want don't know why should I keep it or sell it.
a lot of the big ticket shooters are way over my price point, and even moreso in the last few years.
Mod and play burns. Stop trying to make people rich.
You better be glad Segata Sanshiro is dead.
If he saw this thread, he'd beat respect for the Sega Saturn into your body.
Remember "Play until your fingers break!"
No more posts. Jibs wins internet for May 31.
The best I can do within the constraints of vbulletin formatting:
FADE IN:
EXT. MIDDLE CLASS HOUSE - NIGHT
The interior lights of the house are all off. The night is lit only by a single porch light, and the soft glow of a basement window. The faint sound of typing can be heard.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. MIDDLE CLASS HOUSE - BASEMENT - NIGHT
The basement is lit by a single reading lamp in a far corner of the room, and the soft glow of a computer monitor. The camera slowly zooms in from directly behind a young man (NGCDFreak) sitting at his computer. He's wearing a LINKIN PARK t-shirt, sweat shorts, and white tube socks. He speaks in broken english as he types.
NGCDFREAK
Hey guys, should i rid myself of the Saturn?
For some reason it's not working out for me.
I'm unable to get the games I want, and
don't know why should I keep it or sell it.
CUT TO:
The basement door, as lit by the ambient light in the room. There is a faint glow emanating from under the door, and two dark spots make it look like someone is standing on the other side. Almost immediately, the door is kicked open with great force.
CUT TO:
A close-up of a Japanese man's (SEGATA SANSHIRO) face. He has long sideburns and a pompadour haircut. Although it is a tight shot, we can see just enough of his upper body to know that he is wearing a judogi. He appears stern, but not angry. He stares at the young man in the chair. No, he stares through the young man in the chair.
CUT TO:
The young man in the chair has pivoted around to see who kicked the door in. His face betrays his fear, and he has slunk down into his chair, with his body turned slightly to the side.
NGCDFREAK
Segata Sanshiro...
CUT TO:
Segata Sanshiro raises his hands above his head, and runs straight at NGCDFreak.
SEGATA SANSHIRO
Haaaaa!
In one swift move, he pulls him out of the chair and on to the ground, and immediately has him in a Bret Hart-style sleeper hold, before switching to an armbar tapout move. As the man bends the boy's arm, one can hear what sounds like stretching taffy.
CUT TO:
The beaten boy is now lying in a heap of his own tears and failure on the floor of his parents' basement. He barely has the strength to lift his head up off of the stained shag carpet and utter:
NEOGEOCDFREAK (ALMOST IN A WHIMPER)
Segata Sanshiro...
CUT TO:
Low shot of Segata Sanshiro. He his holding a Sega Saturn in one hand. Extending it out forcefully as if shoving it in NGCDFreak's face:
SEGATA SANSHIRO
Sega Saturn SHIRO!
CUT TO:
Game footage of one of the many games that NGCDFreak is being too much of a pussy to play, accompanied by a high-energy V.O. description, all in Japanese.
CUT TO:
The same shot of the basement door, as Segata Sanshiro slowly walks out. We can only see the outline of his form, as he is being lit from directly ahead.
SEGATA SANSHIRO (ALMOST GRUNTING)
Sega Saturn...
No more posts. Jibs wins internet for May 31.
The best I can do within the constraints of vbulletin formatting:
FADE IN:
EXT. MIDDLE CLASS HOUSE - NIGHT
The interior lights of the house are all off. The night is lit only by a single porch light, and the soft glow of a basement window. The faint sound of typing can be heard.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. MIDDLE CLASS HOUSE - BASEMENT - NIGHT
The basement is lit by a single reading lamp in a far corner of the room, and the soft glow of a computer monitor. The camera slowly zooms in from directly behind a young man (NGCDFreak) sitting at his computer. He's wearing a LINKIN PARK t-shirt, sweat shorts, and white tube socks. He speaks in broken english as he types.
NGCDFREAK
Hey guys, should i rid myself of the Saturn?
For some reason it's not working out for me.
I'm unable to get the games I want, and
don't know why should I keep it or sell it.
CUT TO:
The basement door, as lit by the ambient light in the room. There is a faint glow emanating from under the door, and two dark spots make it look like someone is standing on the other side. Almost immediately, the door is kicked open with great force.
CUT TO:
A close-up of a Japanese man's (SEGATA SANSHIRO) face. He has long sideburns and a pompadour haircut. Although it is a tight shot, we can see just enough of his upper body to know that he is wearing a judogi. He appears stern, but not angry. He stares at the young man in the chair. No, he stares through the young man in the chair.
CUT TO:
The young man in the chair has pivoted around to see who kicked the door in. His face betrays his fear, and he has slunk down into his chair, with his body turned slightly to the side.
NGCDFREAK
Segata Sanshiro...
CUT TO:
Segata Sanshiro raises his hands above his head, and runs straight at NGCDFreak.
SEGATA SANSHIRO
Haaaaa!
In one swift move, he pulls him out of the chair and on to the ground, and immediately has him in a Bret Hart-style sleeper hold, before switching to an armbar tapout move. As the man bends the boy's arm, one can hear what sounds like stretching taffy.
CUT TO:
The beaten boy is now lying in a heap of his own tears and failure on the floor of his parents' basement. He barely has the strength to lift his head up off of the stained shag carpet and utter:
NEOGEOCDFREAK (ALMOST IN A WHIMPER)
Segata Sanshiro...
CUT TO:
Low shot of Segata Sanshiro. He his holding a Sega Saturn in one hand. Extending it out forcefully as if shoving it in NGCDFreak's face:
SEGATA SANSHIRO
Sega Saturn SHIRO!
CUT TO:
Game footage of one of the many games that NGCDFreak is being too much of a pussy to play, accompanied by a high-energy V.O. description, all in Japanese.
CUT TO:
The same shot of the basement door, as Segata Sanshiro slowly walks out. We can only see the outline of his form, as he is being lit from directly ahead.
SEGATA SANSHIRO (ALMOST GRUNTING)
Sega Saturn...
The best I can do within the constraints of vbulletin formatting: [...]
I've decided to hold onto it thanks Jib plus I hate Linkin park.