Heya werejag
I've got one you can have...

No battery, memory or chip and not a single screw holding it together... Also part of one of the plastic sockets on the bottom is chipped as seen in the pic.
Think the last error I got was a #22 comm error between main and option board or whatever...
PM me with your info if you want it... Hell, I'll even cover the shipping if you promise to stop asking for one.
Update: Shipped it to ya bro... Enjoy and Goodluck