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Alien Abductions, do you believe in them?
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I find it hard to deny its very likely
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/1646-6-craziest-animal-experiments.html
http://www.dosomething.org/tipsandtools/11-facts-about-animal-testing#
sure we're savages and the aliens are super advanced but you can't really say humans aren't 'interesting' they would have no 'use' for us is a very good argument. We could have rare dna in some people that they use for something or another. To say its always toothless hicks since you discard them as unbelievable/unimportant, doesn't that just make them a better target? other reasons to stop by would be mineral collection who knows where else theres gold you know for like superconductive wiring stuff. I'd rather not think they would have Any reason to snatch people up too but if they do exist they could probably come up with something especially if there are thugs who just do it for fun even if its against thier law?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/1646-6-craziest-animal-experiments.html
http://www.dosomething.org/tipsandtools/11-facts-about-animal-testing#
sure we're savages and the aliens are super advanced but you can't really say humans aren't 'interesting' they would have no 'use' for us is a very good argument. We could have rare dna in some people that they use for something or another. To say its always toothless hicks since you discard them as unbelievable/unimportant, doesn't that just make them a better target? other reasons to stop by would be mineral collection who knows where else theres gold you know for like superconductive wiring stuff. I'd rather not think they would have Any reason to snatch people up too but if they do exist they could probably come up with something especially if there are thugs who just do it for fun even if its against thier law?
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Errrr No!
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I've seen very odd lights in the sky on multiple occasions, some of which I have seen in various videos online. Though that doesn't mean too much. Plus my Grandpa did tell me he believed that several Air Force bases here in Ohio were major hubs for secret ops and such and he was a lifelong Airforce service man and air traiffic controller.
Like others said:
Are there aliens? Probably, well I kind of hope so. I hate to think we are the best the universe has to offer.
Did they come here to butt fuck people and maim animals? No, drunk asses did that shit.
Do they make crop circles? No, that's just agricultural graffiti.
I do hope there are sexy green bitches out there somewhere though. Where no mans cock has gone before, but still welcomed.
Like others said:
Are there aliens? Probably, well I kind of hope so. I hate to think we are the best the universe has to offer.
Did they come here to butt fuck people and maim animals? No, drunk asses did that shit.
Do they make crop circles? No, that's just agricultural graffiti.
I do hope there are sexy green bitches out there somewhere though. Where no mans cock has gone before, but still welcomed.
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I get that every once in a while.
I typically try to to cover my entire self with a blanket.
Because, you know, that totally would protect me from an alien or demon or something.
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It's simply not happening.
Same with all other paranormal crap; anecdotal testimony is all that exists. Look at a culture, a time in history, the level of education for the people claiming such things, and it will all match perfectly to their knowledge. It's created by the claimants, sometimes deliberately, sometimes deliriously.
Same with all other paranormal crap; anecdotal testimony is all that exists. Look at a culture, a time in history, the level of education for the people claiming such things, and it will all match perfectly to their knowledge. It's created by the claimants, sometimes deliberately, sometimes deliriously.
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No they just don't want your waste material on their stuff while they get what they want from you. How far into space are we willing to go for samples? You think theres nothing useful in a human? Bah we just got into genetics and barely understand dna type crap and putting bug stuff in vegetables and such. They would just be getting medical supplies. I imagine we would have something at least as useful as neosporin in us somewhere. More support for the hillbillies to be able to have any recall would be built up resistance to the anasthesia from dealing with more head trauma (cuz theyre all dumb as hell) and drinking moonshine type stuff.
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it's more of a instinctive primal thing than a logic thing
blood rushes to your major organs during moments of heightened fear/anxiety and lowers your overall body temperature
so when you're laying in bed scared with a decreased body temperature your natural reflexive reaction is going to seek safety through warmth
on topic: yes and no
i don't pretend to know anything about the universe
i think it's actually quite silly to throw definitive statements about understanding its workings around
so while i'm certain the vast majority of these types of accounts are bullshit or traceable back to the human pysche, i also wouldn't discount the possibility of it having happened for real
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remember there is no spiritual or psychic thing that is real either. there is no telepathy. you have no sense of when a friend or family member is hurt or in danger ever.
the blanket could protect you from some things if you believe it does_its easier to believe the blanket does it than to believe you can just create a barrier.
tie-in? are aliens more of a spiritual creature from their artificially extended life through advanced technology? I'd think if they can fly across universes and crap theyre going to be living at least 500+ years which is why they need to get some new organic repair material from time to time.
I mean really how long until our ruling class can just start harvesting what they want to extend their lives?
the blanket could protect you from some things if you believe it does_its easier to believe the blanket does it than to believe you can just create a barrier.
tie-in? are aliens more of a spiritual creature from their artificially extended life through advanced technology? I'd think if they can fly across universes and crap theyre going to be living at least 500+ years which is why they need to get some new organic repair material from time to time.
I mean really how long until our ruling class can just start harvesting what they want to extend their lives?
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One time I woke up in the middle of the night and I was in my back yard.
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Too right!!!!
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I believe in the existence of life out there somewhere.
I can't say whether they're coming here to study us or not.
Like others have said, our supposed superiority over animals hasn't stopped us from examining them, imprisoning them and testing them to see why they are what they are, or even using them for a variety of medical and pharmaceutical purposes. I am not trying to sound like an activist here, but it's simply what is happening in the world.
On their own (supposedly) primitive level, I'm sure animals are terrified of being captured and living in captivity while they are subjected to things they have no comprehension of.
Now, *IS* it happening? I do not believe so, no.
But neither am I going to just presume that simply because a society is so advanced as to have developed space travel that we are beneath their notice. What if we're the only thing within their reach? What is their society like? What is their behavior like? Why did they even develop space travel in the first place? There are so many motivational factors that may or may not have anything to do with how we think that I couldn't accurately determine that.
Shit, we can't even get into each other's minds. Are we really making the mistake of presuming we will know how aliens think? Are humans really so arrogant as to project their own thought processes onto other forms of life?
Or do we need to 'study' them to see whether we think like them or not? Are we compatible? Can we coexist? Will we be at war? If so, what are their weaknesses?
And are we really willing to risk the future of our species on being polite with our inquiries?
I don't have that kind of faith in humanity.
So if there are aliens out there flying around in spaceshps with greater power and intelligence than us, I hope they're nicer than we are, too.
I can't say whether they're coming here to study us or not.
Like others have said, our supposed superiority over animals hasn't stopped us from examining them, imprisoning them and testing them to see why they are what they are, or even using them for a variety of medical and pharmaceutical purposes. I am not trying to sound like an activist here, but it's simply what is happening in the world.
On their own (supposedly) primitive level, I'm sure animals are terrified of being captured and living in captivity while they are subjected to things they have no comprehension of.
Now, *IS* it happening? I do not believe so, no.
But neither am I going to just presume that simply because a society is so advanced as to have developed space travel that we are beneath their notice. What if we're the only thing within their reach? What is their society like? What is their behavior like? Why did they even develop space travel in the first place? There are so many motivational factors that may or may not have anything to do with how we think that I couldn't accurately determine that.
Shit, we can't even get into each other's minds. Are we really making the mistake of presuming we will know how aliens think? Are humans really so arrogant as to project their own thought processes onto other forms of life?
Or do we need to 'study' them to see whether we think like them or not? Are we compatible? Can we coexist? Will we be at war? If so, what are their weaknesses?
And are we really willing to risk the future of our species on being polite with our inquiries?
I don't have that kind of faith in humanity.
So if there are aliens out there flying around in spaceshps with greater power and intelligence than us, I hope they're nicer than we are, too.
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Blankets are one of the best defences of all times. They should make aeroplanes out of blankets, then everyone in a plane crash would be fine.
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No it means they are fucking morons.
Let me tell you about stupid white people: they don't have much going on in their lives, they aren't important and they aren't special.
Because of this, they are predisposed to telling a series of lies that paint themselves as exceptional. Some examples include (but aren't limited to) psychic powers that never work, seeing ghosts that don't exist, owning Nissan GT-rs/NSXs/Lambos/Ferraris without ever having the papers for them, and last but not least, encountering aliens with no proof (or even a credible story to go along with it).
If there's one thing I hate it's a shitty liar who has himself fooled, and is so cocky to think he has the rest of us duped as well.
"A better target" hahahahahahaha
Christ....think about what you're saying on here, man!
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Devil's Advocate:
what if these rednecks are being kidnapped for particular traits that, despite their social standing or qualifications by modern societal standards, makes them more suitable candidates for examination?
what if these rednecks are being kidnapped for particular traits that, despite their social standing or qualifications by modern societal standards, makes them more suitable candidates for examination?
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