Alien Abductions, do you believe in them?

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I decided to catch a matinee of the film "Dark Skies" and I really do recommend it to anyone that is interested in a good alien abduction type of movie. I remember reading both "Communion" and "The Greys" both by Whitley Strieber, who describes the events that happened to him and the things he describes whether they are true or not, were terrifying.

Most people know about the Travis Walton story from "Fire In The Sky" with his friends/co-workers witnessing his abduction late at night, the controversy afterwards, yet they all still passed the lie detector tests, some multiple times if I remember right. The Roswell incidents and Area 51 in which the government will never tell us about. So, I'd like to ask what do you guys think about it? Do you believe in any of it and do you think we'll ever get any sort of straight answers?
 
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No.
 
StevenK

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Nah, can't say I believe it. Though I definitely reckon there's something out there.
 
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not only do i believe in them, but i'm an official sponsor.
 
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I heard that "Contact" with Jodie Foster was based on a true story..

Spoiler:
not really
 
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The song by Tool that sampled this caller is still totally awesome.

Paging Kid Aphex...

 
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Hell no I don't believe in that shit. The entire phenomenon of "abduction" has been a construct of uneducated/unimportant "people" that I don't respect or give 2 fucks about.

Why are the "abductees" always toothless hicks by way of motherfuck, nowhere?
And not just them, but self proclaimed "experts" and "ufologists" I hear and see always have some stupid howdy doody podunk accent to go along with their retarded folksy bullshit.

"Aliens impregnated me" is a line used by dumb hillbilly cunts so their husband-brothers don't beat them after finding out the kid looks nothing like them.

And "aliens probed me" is a good cover story for brokeback faggots when they are always walking bowlegged from constantly shoving cocks up their asses on the down low.
 
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Spoon said:
Hell no I don't believe in that shit. The entire phenomenon of "abduction" has been a construct of uneducated/unimportant "people" that I don't respect or give 2 fucks about.

Why are the "abductees" always toothless hicks by way of motherfuck, nowhere?
And not just them, but self proclaimed "experts" and "ufologists" I hear and see always have some stupid howdy doody podunk accent to go along with their retarded folksy bullshit.

"Aliens impregnated me" is a line used by dumb hillbilly cunts so their husband-brothers don't beat them after finding out the kid looks nothing like them.

And "aliens probed me" is a good cover story for brokeback faggots when they are always walking bowlegged from constantly shoving cocks up their asses on the down low.
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Put you down for undecided then?
 
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no.

be an adult.

if you are smart enough to travel the speed of light, you are smart enough not to get caught or leave a trace.
 
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Spoon said:
And "aliens probed me" is a good cover story for brokeback faggots when they are always walking bowlegged from constantly shoving cocks up their asses on the down low.
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Lol! I was just about to post this, but in a less graphic way.
 
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I think there's a lot of things out there that we don't know of, or don't understand. Do I believe beings more intelligent than we are coming to our planet to probe our anuses? No, but I think its possible they're carrying people away..

There are reports throughout history, in every corner of the world of people being whisked away by "angels" or "heavenly beings". Am I convinced they were 100% legit? No, but I think there's something that can be said about them being plausible, even possible.
 
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You can just type in my location with UFO behind it and find way to much stuff. Drives me crazy that occasionally people still try to write about it here. I don't think either way about it but in one of the books they used a bunch of pictures from the beach at the end of the street I lived on at the time.
 
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No, the human race isn't that intresting.
Is there alien life in general? Possibly.
 
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I think it's kind of arrogant to think that we're
the only life capable of intelligent thought and limited space travel.
The possibility of an alien race out there that's more advanced than us
and us getting visited by them is pretty high.

I'm sure they're just keeping the visits on the downlow
because they're freaked out about all our cool automatic weapons and machine guns.
At least here in the US anyways,
they'll probably try to invade some place like the UK first.
Since they only have like billy clubs and stuff.
 
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If only one of the abductees could steal a death ray gun from the UFO and flip it on ebay. XD
 
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Alien abductions=sleep paralysis. Take your heads out of your asses people.
 
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There's no convincing evidence for Alien abductions, so no, I don't "believe" in it. Why should an extra-terrestrial race with a technology capable of flying to earth from a solar system that's possibly dozens of lightyears away abduct humans? A species on such an advanced technical level surely wouldn't have a problem doing whatever they want to do without physically picking up lifeforms from a planet they're interested in.

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Sleep paralysis is scary as shit. Anyone ever see a demon/scary figure during it?
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My wife does on a regular basis. She often sees a dark, faceless figure that either stands in the room or sits on her bed, she's suffering from a mild variation of the old hag syndrome. Poor girl.
 
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I'm a big fan of The X-Files and similar sci-fi, so "I want to believe." Do I believe most of the "alien abductees" who sell their stories to tabloids and rant and rave at local bars? No. But like others have said, we'd be stupid to think that there isn't other intelligent life out there.
 
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I'm certain there is life in other parts of the universe, and also certain it's not coming here to abduct or probe us.
 
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