Wizard Tilting Lible: The Last Odyssey for Last Odysseys

TonK

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Chris, if you've played metal slug, you know that you rescue hostages.

If you tell me the character - its easy.

He is constantly present throughout the game, but is the main character from 5-1 throughout the game.

I've had people PM me saying that you never had the game, and I gave you too easy of a question.

It's simply proof you never had the game, dude.



How about we go with what I can tell you, instead of trying to be specific. You might even learn a few things.

If you notice throughout the game the similarities to another game - Crossed Swords 2. Put in a similar time. If you play through the game you will see MANY of the same vein of creatures. If I told you it was a giant snake like thing, you would probably just tell me I must have "found" the rom. I honestly do not know or remember that level of detail. I guess when everyone finally gets a chance to play the game "when you see fit" lol, they can decide for themselves if the origins were NGF. When they play and beat the game in under 30 minutes (it is a short game), maybe they will notice something I always found to be funny about the game. The announcer.

If you can tell me what other game he is featured in, I will send you a healthy living magazine free of charge.
 

BeaglePuss

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maybe they will notice something I always found to be funny about the game. The announcer.

You mean the announcer that can heard throughout the video available on YouTube? How would information that's been available for years to anyone with a computer prove that you've played the game?

Do yourself a favor and stfu until you get your hands on a copy of the rom. That way you'll be far more convincing when you pretend to have owned the game.
 

TonK

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Chris, since you beat the game, what does the credit roll look like?

That's super easy and memorable.
 

hyper

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LOL - without the footage we so graciously provided to the WORLD OVER 10 YEARS AGO, you would not even know this game existed.

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chrisr

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Chris, if you've played metal slug, you know that you rescue hostages.

If you tell me the character - its easy.

He is constantly present throughout the game, but is the main character from 5-1 throughout the game.

I've had people PM me saying that you never had the game, and I gave you too easy of a question.

It's simply proof you never had the game, dude.

it stings bad doesn't it? I really really do not get upset about this stuff. It is just entertainment, but knowing you were called out and proven wrong probably actually stings. Think about it, should Chris or Dion be the subject if 90% of all of your emails? And at the same time, if the all encompassing purpose of your life is to talk about us, at least it drove you to report the news about this rom release. Everyone should be thanking for just being that source of passion. I agree without that passion people have had over the years there would be nothing. No neogeo.com, none of the post kof 2000 released games, none of the proto releases. All of the passion born out of just wanting to be somebody. Somebody like "those guys", and at the same time pretend not to be. Watch the movie revenge of the needs, it is like that.
 

Michael Yagami

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You could answer any one of Mike's questions and be done with this.
 

Ancient Flounder

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If you can tell me what other game he is featured in, I will send you a healthy living magazine free of charge.

Will it have a new, 'enhanced' cover and NGF stickers on the good bits?
 

Halfabag

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Man, i am a complete noob compared to other people posting here but I must say, this shit is better than the Sopranos!
Word is Paramount pictures has bought rights to this thread and Will Smith is gonna play TonK and chrisr is being played by Jocelyn Wildenstein:lolz:
 

BobbyPeru

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I think it's awesome that everyone thinks that Tonk is actually his avatar for their first year here.
 

Halfabag

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Nothing to do with his skin colour, it's to do with his "power and presence". Chrisr must be thinking he is having a nightmare and will wake up soon. (And he will have probably Pissed the bed through fear of being found out!)
 

OrochiEddie

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it stings bad doesn't it? I really really do not get upset about this stuff. It is just entertainment, but knowing you were called out and proven wrong probably actually stings. Think about it, should Chris or Dion be the subject if 90% of all of your emails? And at the same time, if the all encompassing purpose of your life is to talk about us, at least it drove you to report the news about this rom release. Everyone should be thanking for just being that source of passion. I agree without that passion people have had over the years there would be nothing. No neogeo.com, none of the post kof 2000 released games, none of the proto releases. All of the passion born out of just wanting to be somebody. Somebody like "those guys", and at the same time pretend not to be. Watch the movie revenge of the needs, it is like that.

I'm confused. You could (as you claim) answer 100 questions about the game, but none of them specific? Are there 100 non-specific questions to answer?

For me, what really gets me is why you give a shit about this. If you and Dion are truly out of the scene why do you care? Does the man/men/team who invented the internet pop in any time makes a bad Al Gore joke? Do the people who right million dollar pop singles ever come out for the time in the sun? No. So even if this was your doing vicariously, why does it matter? Do you need the credit? Well, you shouldn't but it seems oddly enough that you do.
 

cdamm

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it stings bad doesn't it? I really really do not get upset about this stuff. It is just entertainment, but knowing you were called out and proven wrong probably actually stings. Think about it, should Chris or Dion be the subject if 90% of all of your emails? And at the same time, if the all encompassing purpose of your life is to talk about us, at least it drove you to report the news about this rom release. Everyone should be thanking for just being that source of passion. I agree without that passion people have had over the years there would be nothing. No neogeo.com, none of the post kof 2000 released games, none of the proto releases. All of the passion born out of just wanting to be somebody. Somebody like "those guys", and at the same time pretend not to be. Watch the movie revenge of the needs, it is like that.


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question dodging. aggression instead of a response. trying to spin something that has nothing to do with you into a self serving 'you're welcome' speech? hmmm.
 

Arcademan

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LoneSage

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For me, what really gets me is why you give a shit about this. If you and Dion are truly out of the scene why do you care? Does the man/men/team who invented the internet pop in any time makes a bad Al Gore joke? Do the people who right million dollar pop singles ever come out for the time in the sun? No. So even if this was your doing vicariously, why does it matter? Do you need the credit? Well, you shouldn't but it seems oddly enough that you do.

Yeah, seriously. All they did was sell video games. The way they act it's as if they were pitching ideas to E. Kawasaki himself.
 

TonK

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it stings bad doesn't it? I really really do not get upset about this stuff. It is just entertainment, but knowing you were called out and proven wrong probably actually stings. Think about it, should Chris or Dion be the subject if 90% of all of your emails? And at the same time, if the all encompassing purpose of your life is to talk about us, at least it drove you to report the news about this rom release. Everyone should be thanking for just being that source of passion. I agree without that passion people have had over the years there would be nothing. No neogeo.com, none of the post kof 2000 released games, none of the proto releases. All of the passion born out of just wanting to be somebody. Somebody like "those guys", and at the same time pretend not to be. Watch the movie revenge of the needs, it is like that.

Sounds like you were proven wrong.

Thanks for allowing me to PROVE that this game NEVER passed through your hands at any point.

What is the main character that gives you tips for playing on the game over screen? It's a very well known character.

Or no more oquestions, because I wouldn't have this game if it weren't for you?

Can you answer any questions of the game?

Great, you provided footage, thanks - now tell me about e game you owned.
 

TonK

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Oh, and you were the one who came out of the woodwork claiming this was all you.

And look, you guys were proven to be liars about getting the B2B proto to NCI over on ASSembler, as I stated you would.

You're the one who got stung, hard.

What's the deal with 90% of my emails are about you guys? What are you even talking about?
 

Jedah Doma

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::Walks into the room to witness chrisr getting donkey punched by TonK::

Everything seems to be in order here.:snack:
 
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