The war in Iraq is over...

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Reichsf?rer-Finnland,
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The whole concept of a "dark Zelda" is an oxymoron.

The pissmeister pic is one of my all-time faves, eclipsing even dashK's myspace stuff.
 

Lee Gray

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I still typo even with auto correct as dont look at the screen when I type, then end up editing 2 or 3 times.
 

LoneSage

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The original Zelda was a lonely game in a barren wasteland. Closer in theme to Colossus than any recent Zelda.
 

NeoTheranthrope

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The original Zelda was a lonely game in a barren wasteland. Closer in theme to Colossus than any recent Zelda.
That's why the original Legend of Zelda is a lot like Star Wars: A New Hope, in that; the true genius of the franchise-establishing original-article was due more to budget constraints and circumstance of production than deliberate directorial decision-making by each series' respective creator

Looking at the original concept sketches, the Legend of Zelda that Miyamoto wanted looked more like Astyanax than the Zelda that we played and loved. Essentially, due to technical limitation of programming of the early-NES era, if the budget and time-frame would have allowed for it, we would've gotten a more-primitive and crappier version of Zelda II: Link's Adventure first.

The underlying irony of the Star Wars Prequels: If an inexperienced*, untested, n00b-director George Lucas was given the sufficient budget and clout to create his ultimate vision of a sci-fi space-opera (I.E. the Revenge of the Sith) in his first go, the resulting mess of a movie wouldn't have gained the explosive popularity that would later fund a six-episode Juggernaut of a franchise (Christmas Special, notwithstanding) which would have allowed him make his boring and wooden vision of what Star Wars "should have been."

*to be honest, THX-1138 is unremarkable as a movie, especially as a crappy sci-fi movie made in an era littered with crappy sci-fi movies, other than as a source for later Star Wars and audio-hardware trivia. Also, fuck Grease.
 
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Iran seems to be a threat to Iraq.

The US gives Saddam bio-weapons to punk out Iran from trying any funny shit.

Iran grows in power, starts to become a legit military force.

US seems Saddam a madman for having bio-weapon, so we have him taken out.

Iran can now fuck with Iraq at will.

Forgeign policy at it's finest.

The Shiites are now in power in Iraq thanks to the US. Iran has been run by Shiites forever. Iran is going to absorb Iraq pretty quickly. We "liberated" Iraq, according to Republicans and the government. That liberation is more like un-caging a pissed off lion and then running away, hoping he doesn't catch up to you and rip your infidel face off. Basically, it's going to be the most extremist christian nation against the most extremist Muslim nations.
 

PleaseKillMeNow

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*to be honest, THX-1138 is unremarkable as a movie, especially as a crappy sci-fi movie made in an era littered with crappy sci-fi movies, other than as a source for later Star Wars and audio-hardware trivia. Also, fuck Grease.

There's so much wrong with this.
 

SouthtownKid

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*to be honest, THX-1138 is unremarkable as a movie, especially as a crappy sci-fi movie made in an era littered with crappy sci-fi movies, other than as a source for later Star Wars and audio-hardware trivia. Also, fuck Grease.
lol you kind of undermine your opinion here by throwing in some random, unrelated John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John movie. I guess it's better than if you'd said Happy Days, though.

Still, if you think THX 1138 is unremarkable, my honest advice is to watch it again.


lol, if that came from anyone else I'd be offended.
Surely that's a bit of an exaggeration. Anyone else?
 

LWK

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SWEET, now we can go to Iran next week.
 

Stefan

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lol you kind of undermine your opinion here by throwing in some random, unrelated John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John movie. I guess it's better than if you'd said Happy Days, though.

He probably meant to insult Lucas' American Grafitti instead of Grease. Just a hunch.
 

Igniz v2

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Wait, already?

Seriously though, I thought the US presence in Iraq would just keep going, like at least til 2015 - There would just always be a new excuse or the Iraqi government would ask some more-than-willing generals in the pentagon for "Training and Assistance" or whatever code word they wanted to use.

Good, I guess. Can they start the expedient return of troops from Afghanistan now? And not use those exhausted soldiers to embark on a ruinous crusade to Tehran? Where the chickenhawk leaders will again have to explain why they were sure they'd find something but found nothing, as the Strait of Hormuz gets closed down and oil prices skyrocket and even deeper financial catastrophe ensues, for the sake of Israel - who will undoubtedly get bombed and terrorized into oblivion as a result? One can dream :(

Also, for those who care about/want to learn more about the war and haven't seen it, No End In Sight is a terrific documentary about the (lack of) planning and execution of the first few years.
 

SouthtownKid

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He probably meant to insult Lucas' American Grafitti instead of Grease. Just a hunch.
Yeah, I know. Thus, the Happy Days comment. It still undermines the validity of the statement.
 

lithy

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Wait, already?

Seriously though, I thought the US presence in Iraq would just keep going, like at least til 2015 - There would just always be a new excuse or the Iraqi government would ask some more-than-willing generals in the pentagon for "Training and Assistance" or whatever code word they wanted to use.

Good, I guess. Can they start the expedient return of troops from Afghanistan now? And not use those exhausted soldiers to embark on a ruinous crusade to Tehran? Where the chickenhawk leaders will again have to explain why they were sure they'd find something but found nothing, as the Strait of Hormuz gets closed down and oil prices skyrocket and even deeper financial catastrophe ensues, for the sake of Israel - who will undoubtedly get bombed and terrorized into oblivion as a result? One can dream :(

Also, for those who care about/want to learn more about the war and haven't seen it, No End In Sight is a terrific documentary about the (lack of) planning and execution of the first few years.

Don't worry, the 'war' is over, but we aren't leaving.
 

Lagduf

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The combat troops in Iraq are going to Afghanistan.

The US will still have a presence in Iraq but drastically reduced.
 

SouthtownKid

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While we're at it, why do we still have troops here? Have you ever been on a reservation? Those guys are defeated in a way seldom seen in this world. There is definitely no counter-offensive forthcoming.
 
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